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(CNN)   White House is promoting SCOTUS nominee for his "great hair"   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Washington, D.C., nominee Brett Kavanaugh, United States, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Bill Clinton, United States Constitution, President of the United States, White House news  
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2018-08-10 05:16:17 PM  
Our current president bragged about his big dick, so I guess this is a step up, classiness-wise.
 
2018-08-10 05:30:53 PM  
If a student says you have "great hair" I guarantee that is not what she meant.
 
2018-08-10 05:49:11 PM  
And if this administration knows anything, it's great hair.
 
2018-08-10 07:28:13 PM  
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Is it just me or does anyone else get a serious Marcus Bachmann vibe off this guy?

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Has "Brett" ever worked as a pray-the-gay-away counselor?
 
2018-08-10 08:08:47 PM  
Brett "Becky" Kavanaugh.
 
2018-08-10 08:09:41 PM  
Mediocre at best.
 
2018-08-10 08:13:50 PM  
But how many court briefs can this guy eat in one sitting?
 
2018-08-10 08:14:21 PM  
I mean, he's got better hair than I do, but that's not exactly an achievement.
 
2018-08-10 08:15:23 PM  
Andy Travis is unimpressed.
 
2018-08-10 08:16:03 PM  
So Trump is really George Bluth?
I'm guessing this is how the first meeting between Trump and Kavanaugh went:

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2018-08-10 08:16:11 PM  
Amusing tag belongs no where near this administration.
 
2018-08-10 08:17:29 PM  
Priorities.
 
2018-08-10 08:18:21 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:26:34 PM  
Well, he's got better hair than Trump.  If we spread word of that around enough, Trump might withdraw his nomination
 
2018-08-10 08:28:39 PM  
"We think it will go silver".
 
2018-08-10 08:28:42 PM  
I saw a SCOTUS nominee drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
 
2018-08-10 08:30:39 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:32:28 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:36:11 PM  
Amusing? More like depressing subby.
 
2018-08-10 09:03:35 PM  
I'm more interested in his possible perjury before the Senate.
 
2018-08-10 09:08:17 PM  
Well, there are worse qualifiers Trump could look for than "not ugly" for his appointees.
 
2018-08-10 09:16:20 PM  
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2018-08-10 09:19:02 PM  
Pazuzu Smith-Jones:

Our current president bragged lied about his big dick, so I guess this is a step up, classiness-wise.

FTFY
 
2018-08-10 09:23:21 PM  
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2018-08-10 09:37:22 PM  
 
2018-08-10 09:54:30 PM  
Say what you will, and you bloviating idiots do, with the reckless abandonment of facts and context and a total disregard for your own sanity and mental health in favor of jerking each other off with smart and funny votes for posts that have only the loosest association with the truth in some lemming like march towards the singularity of stupid your collectively tortured intellects have created here on the poltab to, conceivably, demonstrate to your fellow bucket lickers that you are in fact, the Kwisatz Haderach of dipsh*tosity, the man has a fantastic head of hair.
 
2018-08-10 10:04:00 PM  
Yeah, and Kelly Ann Conway is fully competent because she has a nice looking taint
 
2018-08-10 10:26:42 PM  
Yes, if any one knows great hair it's this White House.

/Holy hell, this timeline sucks.
 
2018-08-10 10:48:35 PM  
Damn it! I was having fun satirizing their coiffetish.

/It's a new word. When you're out and about and you see some hair....
 
2018-08-10 11:03:48 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Say what you will, and you bloviating idiots do, with the reckless abandonment of facts and context and a total disregard for your own sanity and mental health in favor of jerking each other off with smart and funny votes for posts that have only the loosest association with the truth in some lemming like march towards the singularity of stupid your collectively tortured intellects have created here on the poltab to, conceivably, demonstrate to your fellow bucket lickers that you are in fact, the Kwisatz Haderach of dipsh*tosity, the man has a fantastic head of hair.


Por que tan serioso: Say what you will, and you bloviating idiots do, with the reckless abandonment of facts and context and a total disregard for your own sanity and mental health in favor of jerking each other off with smart and funny votes for posts that have only the loosest association with the truth in some lemming like march towards the singularity of stupid your collectively tortured intellects have created here on the poltab to, conceivably, demonstrate to your fellow bucket lickers that you are in fact, the Kwisatz Haderach of dipsh*tosity, the man has a fantastic head of hair.


imo it's more a 'steve bannon trying out a hairbrush he found head of hair'
 
2018-08-11 12:17:00 AM  
Every day, I keep thinking about how dead on accurate that Cracked bit was about the Trump Run being a huge joke.  I almost want to think that he is going to come out one day and Swipe the tablecloth out from under the GOP and yell "Gotcha!!!!!".

A levelheaded guy can dream right???
 
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