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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)   "They were on the creek by their house, when he felt something grab his kayak." You're going to need a bigger boat   ( wbaltv.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Pennsylvania Game Commission, beaver, Attack, Attack!, Facebook post, Government of Pennsylvania, Rabies, ass crazy beaver  
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8745 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2018 at 3:35 PM (3 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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3 days ago  
Sorry Dan, when you a large hairy beaver came at you, I was expecting a different kind of story.
 
3 days ago  
*said

/sigh, Friday afternoon
 
3 days ago  
"It was a big ass crazy beaver"

that. is. all.
 
3 days ago  

elvisaintdead: "It was a big ass crazy beaver"

that. is. all.


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3 days ago  
Does he run bumper cars, suck cheap cigars and candy up his nose?
 
3 days ago  
Usually you get a round of penicillin shots when you run afoul of a diseased beaver.
 
3 days ago  
jimmy carter nods, waits to die forgotten
 
3 days ago  

fragMasterFlash: Does he run bumper cars, suck cheap cigars and candy up his nose?


Porcupine?
 
3 days ago  
Zombeavers Trailer Official 2014 HD
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3 days ago  

probesport: elvisaintdead: "It was a big ass crazy beaver"

that. is. all.

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I was going to the old: "...is the name of my...", but I think the XKCD does far more justice to the phrase.
 
3 days ago  

natas6.0: jimmy carter nods, waits to die forgotten


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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
"It was a big ass crazy beaver," is the quote of the year. LOL

See, people, this is what we want to see on Facespace and Twatter. Not political bullshiat, but amusing stories about rabid beavers.
 
3 days ago  
Hey, hasn't everyone had an experience where they were surprised by how hard a beaver clamped down on their kayak?
 
3 days ago  

elvisaintdead: "It was a big ass crazy beaver"


But enough about my ex-wife.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

gar1013: Hey, hasn't everyone had an experience where they were surprised by how hard a beaver clamped down on their kayak?


Fun fact: The Eskimos have 50 safewords for "no.""
 
3 days ago  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 250x231]


First thing I thought of.

+10
 
3 days ago  
Wynona USED to have big brown beaver... before THIS REDNECK came along and had to ruin it for everyone...
 
3 days ago  
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Youtube aYDfwUJzYQg
now that's a big brown beaver.
 
3 days ago  

mattj1984: Wynona USED to have big brown beaver... before THIS REDNECK came along and had to ruin it for everyone...


Dammit, you beat me.
 
3 days ago  
Damn, that's my neck of the woods.  Didn't know we even had beavers....
 
3 days ago  
That's not rabies on that beaver, it's an ingrown hair. Carry on.
 
3 days ago  
"He says he started pummeling the beaver with rocks, but it did not stop. "After about 5 more big rocks to the head it swam away a little bit, then came right back. I grabbed a big stick and smacked it on the head 5 times as hard as I could and the last hit crushed it's skull."

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3 days ago  
A Beaver Bit off My Nipple
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3 days ago  
It goes without say, Rabid Beaver is a great name for a band.

/said it anyways
 
3 days ago  
I was going to mention that in South Texas, the water moccasins and other snakes swimming by the boat can ward off the rabid rodent, but the beaver jokes have taken over the thread.
 
3 days ago  
"It sounds like a damn horror movie the way she [was] screaming and the water splashing,"

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3 days ago  
Big Ass Crazy Beaver is the name of my Hole cover band
 
3 days ago  

whidbey: "It sounds like a damn horror movie the way she [was] screaming and the water splashing,"

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Don't be ridiculous.  There are no documented cases of rabies in Florin.
 
3 days ago  

bonobo73: whidbey: "It sounds like a damn horror movie the way she [was] screaming and the water splashing,"

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Don't be ridiculous.  There are no documented cases of rabies in Florin.


Just Bees of Unusual Size.
 
3 days ago  

Klockwork218: [YouTube video: Zombeavers Trailer Official 2014 HD]


Please tell me this is real!!!
 
3 days ago  

Bluemoons: Klockwork218: [YouTube video: Zombeavers Trailer Official 2014 HD]

Please tell me this is real!!!


Definitely real. It's really bad but so farking good.
 
3 days ago  

Terrapin Bound: It goes without say, Rabid Beaver is a great name for a band.

/said it anyways


All wymyn's country western  review?
 
3 days ago  

natas6.0: jimmy carter nods, waits to die forgotten


The truly rare sighting of a natas6.0 post. Welcome back.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Rabid Beaver is the name of my hole cover band.
 
3 days ago  
Now there's a real man. Killed the rabid beaver with his bare farking hands (well, sticks and stones).

How about letting this guy teach a lesson to the asshat and his kid who killed the sow and her cubs?
 
3 days ago  
And thanks to vertical video, we can't see a farking thing.
 
3 days ago  
 
3 days ago  
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/ Those of you who have read the book should get it ;-)
 
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