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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)   "They were on the creek by their house, when he felt something grab his kayak." You're going to need a bigger boat   ( wbaltv.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Pennsylvania Game Commission, beaver, Attack, Attack!, Facebook post, Government of Pennsylvania, Rabies, ass crazy beaver  
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8910 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2018 at 3:35 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-08-10 02:36:02 PM  
Sorry Dan, when you a large hairy beaver came at you, I was expecting a different kind of story.
 
2018-08-10 02:36:38 PM  
*said

/sigh, Friday afternoon
 
2018-08-10 02:45:04 PM  
"It was a big ass crazy beaver"

that. is. all.
 
2018-08-10 03:36:47 PM  

elvisaintdead: "It was a big ass crazy beaver"

that. is. all.


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2018-08-10 03:37:14 PM  
Does he run bumper cars, suck cheap cigars and candy up his nose?
 
2018-08-10 03:37:39 PM  
Usually you get a round of penicillin shots when you run afoul of a diseased beaver.
 
2018-08-10 03:37:48 PM  
jimmy carter nods, waits to die forgotten
 
2018-08-10 03:37:50 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Does he run bumper cars, suck cheap cigars and candy up his nose?


Porcupine?
 
2018-08-10 03:38:16 PM  
Zombeavers Trailer Official 2014 HD
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2018-08-10 03:38:21 PM  

probesport: elvisaintdead: "It was a big ass crazy beaver"

that. is. all.

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I was going to the old: "...is the name of my...", but I think the XKCD does far more justice to the phrase.
 
2018-08-10 03:39:59 PM  

natas6.0: jimmy carter nods, waits to die forgotten


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2018-08-10 03:40:50 PM  
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2018-08-10 03:43:32 PM  
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2018-08-10 03:45:49 PM  
"It was a big ass crazy beaver," is the quote of the year. LOL

See, people, this is what we want to see on Facespace and Twatter. Not political bullshiat, but amusing stories about rabid beavers.
 
2018-08-10 03:46:23 PM  
Hey, hasn't everyone had an experience where they were surprised by how hard a beaver clamped down on their kayak?
 
2018-08-10 03:48:01 PM  

elvisaintdead: "It was a big ass crazy beaver"


But enough about my ex-wife.
 
2018-08-10 03:54:10 PM  
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2018-08-10 03:54:58 PM  

gar1013: Hey, hasn't everyone had an experience where they were surprised by how hard a beaver clamped down on their kayak?


Fun fact: The Eskimos have 50 safewords for "no.""
 
2018-08-10 04:04:03 PM  

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First thing I thought of.

+10
 
2018-08-10 04:12:47 PM  
Wynona USED to have big brown beaver... before THIS REDNECK came along and had to ruin it for everyone...
 
2018-08-10 04:17:53 PM  
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Youtube aYDfwUJzYQg
now that's a big brown beaver.
 
2018-08-10 04:18:37 PM  

mattj1984: Wynona USED to have big brown beaver... before THIS REDNECK came along and had to ruin it for everyone...


Dammit, you beat me.
 
2018-08-10 04:21:22 PM  
Damn, that's my neck of the woods.  Didn't know we even had beavers....
 
2018-08-10 04:25:14 PM  
That's not rabies on that beaver, it's an ingrown hair. Carry on.
 
2018-08-10 04:28:15 PM  
"He says he started pummeling the beaver with rocks, but it did not stop. "After about 5 more big rocks to the head it swam away a little bit, then came right back. I grabbed a big stick and smacked it on the head 5 times as hard as I could and the last hit crushed it's skull."

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2018-08-10 04:29:21 PM  
A Beaver Bit off My Nipple
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2018-08-10 04:30:32 PM  
It goes without say, Rabid Beaver is a great name for a band.

/said it anyways
 
2018-08-10 04:45:43 PM  
I was going to mention that in South Texas, the water moccasins and other snakes swimming by the boat can ward off the rabid rodent, but the beaver jokes have taken over the thread.
 
2018-08-10 04:49:00 PM  
"It sounds like a damn horror movie the way she [was] screaming and the water splashing,"

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2018-08-10 05:01:31 PM  
Big Ass Crazy Beaver is the name of my Hole cover band
 
2018-08-10 05:05:51 PM  

whidbey: "It sounds like a damn horror movie the way she [was] screaming and the water splashing,"

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Don't be ridiculous.  There are no documented cases of rabies in Florin.
 
2018-08-10 05:08:05 PM  

bonobo73: whidbey: "It sounds like a damn horror movie the way she [was] screaming and the water splashing,"

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Don't be ridiculous.  There are no documented cases of rabies in Florin.


Just Bees of Unusual Size.
 
2018-08-10 07:43:40 PM  

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Please tell me this is real!!!
 
2018-08-10 07:54:08 PM  

Bluemoons: Klockwork218: [YouTube video: Zombeavers Trailer Official 2014 HD]

Please tell me this is real!!!


Definitely real. It's really bad but so farking good.
 
2018-08-10 08:26:26 PM  

Terrapin Bound: It goes without say, Rabid Beaver is a great name for a band.

/said it anyways


All wymyn's country western  review?
 
2018-08-10 08:30:42 PM  

natas6.0: jimmy carter nods, waits to die forgotten


The truly rare sighting of a natas6.0 post. Welcome back.
 
2018-08-10 09:28:34 PM  
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2018-08-10 10:37:43 PM  
Rabid Beaver is the name of my hole cover band.
 
2018-08-10 11:20:22 PM  
Now there's a real man. Killed the rabid beaver with his bare farking hands (well, sticks and stones).

How about letting this guy teach a lesson to the asshat and his kid who killed the sow and her cubs?
 
2018-08-11 12:02:48 AM  
And thanks to vertical video, we can't see a farking thing.
 
2018-08-11 12:26:10 AM  
 
2018-08-11 11:25:07 AM  
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/ Those of you who have read the book should get it ;-)
 
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