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4312 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Aug 2018 at 2:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-08-10 01:06:19 PM  
I don't EVEN want to know what "customers who bought this item also bought."
 
2018-08-10 01:10:10 PM  

Wadded Beef: I don't EVEN want to know what "customers who bought this item also bought."


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2018-08-10 01:11:25 PM  
One of these days I am going to grift a group of fools like this.  I mean, I could whip up any one of those designs in 7 minutes, easily.
One of these days.
 
2018-08-10 01:11:54 PM  
I want a shirt that says Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
 
2018-08-10 01:18:10 PM  
QAnon has the most boring meetings.
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And the clothing is frankly horrible.
 
2018-08-10 01:29:59 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: One of these days I am going to grift a group of fools like this.  I mean, I could whip up any one of those designs in 7 minutes, easily.
One of these days.


I saw this and sat down with a friend of mine and started pinging stupid conspiracy ideas back and forth. Just stuff we pulled out of our asses, joking that we wondered how dumb we could go before posting on Reddit.

Then we sat back and realized that we really, really didn't want to be responsible for contributing the dumbing down of America, or them possibly leading to violence because someone took it too seriously and did something violent. So those ideas were purged and will never be spoken of again.
 
2018-08-10 01:37:20 PM  
Do the T-shirts come with chips sewn in, so they can discover them and prove they are right?
 
2018-08-10 01:40:25 PM  
Where I live, the derpers likely to wear this stuff in public are probably also open carry assholes, so I'll have to be careful not to laugh at them too obviously.
 
2018-08-10 02:06:39 PM  
Is it available from the PT Barnum store?
 
2018-08-10 02:07:20 PM  
At least you know who to avoid.
I see someone wearing that shirt and I'll cross the street.
 
2018-08-10 02:07:50 PM  

Anastacya: Markoff_Cheney: One of these days I am going to grift a group of fools like this.  I mean, I could whip up any one of those designs in 7 minutes, easily.
One of these days.

I saw this and sat down with a friend of mine and started pinging stupid conspiracy ideas back and forth. Just stuff we pulled out of our asses, joking that we wondered how dumb we could go before posting on Reddit.

Then we sat back and realized that we really, really didn't want to be responsible for contributing the dumbing down of America, or them possibly leading to violence because someone took it too seriously and did something violent. So those ideas were purged and will never be spoken of again.


You really need to get over your morals and ethics if you want to really fleece these sheep.
 
2018-08-10 02:09:05 PM  
Well it'll be fun to compliment them for supporting the "Q" in LGBTQ.
 
2018-08-10 02:09:10 PM  
You guys talk sh*t, but that is a quality product...every single shirt is made of FLEECE!
 
2018-08-10 02:09:39 PM  

Wadded Beef: I don't EVEN want to know what "customers who bought this item also bought."


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/First thing that came to mind before clicking the link, honestly.
 
2018-08-10 02:10:27 PM  

Wadded Beef: I don't EVEN want to know what "customers who bought this item also bought."


Tiki torches?
 
2018-08-10 02:10:57 PM  
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2018-08-10 02:11:12 PM  

Catlenfell: At least you know who to avoid.
I see someone wearing that shirt and I'll cross the street.


Yeah, these are obvious markings like the hourglass on the black widow or a rattlesnake rattle, only in this case it means "Dangerous AND Stupid".  Also likely to be easily triggered.  Best just to avoid.
 
2018-08-10 02:11:43 PM  
The band Nickelback should publicly announce that they are the ones who started QAnon and thank everyone for their continued support in this endeavor. Okay so maybe even they have better things to do. Perhaps Andy Dick could do it?
 
2018-08-10 02:12:04 PM  

LarryDan43: [img.fark.net image 285x285]


Slow clap.  Well done, sir, well done.
 
2018-08-10 02:12:44 PM  

Snarfangel: QAnon has the most boring meetings.
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And the clothing is frankly horrible.


I am pretty sure the meetings are for people dealing with a family member who is Q.
 
2018-08-10 02:12:54 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: You really need to get over your morals and ethics if you want to really fleece these sheep.


I don't want to be a Republican.
 
2018-08-10 02:13:25 PM  
Well, it'll certainly make it easier to identify who needs to go against the wall when the revolution comes.
 
2018-08-10 02:14:11 PM  
So you can declare you are against the Man and his plans, by paying the man for the merch that declares your stand..... against the man.

/ Sure this sounds legit.
 
2018-08-10 02:14:18 PM  
Can Star Trek sue them for copy right infringement?
 
2018-08-10 02:14:43 PM  

Anastacya: Tr0mBoNe: You really need to get over your morals and ethics if you want to really fleece these sheep.

I don't want to be a Republican.


Understandable. But, you can always fake it. Most of them are already.
 
2018-08-10 02:15:00 PM  
So, a Trekie decided to troll the idiots. Do they have the Q continuum yet? I think we need an 'Agent R' to come into the charade and pose as Q's boss and start a "Q doesn't even know the half of it" line of bullshiat.
 
2018-08-10 02:15:10 PM  
I'm punching anyone I see wearing this crap
 
2018-08-10 02:15:12 PM  
These shirts are good things. They help clearly identify who's a total sucker with money to burn on Qanon shirts. Also warns other people that the wearer is an asshole who probably posts on TheRedPill and KotakuInAction. I hope to see Qanon tattoos.

It's like Inglorious Bastards but they do it to themselves.
 
2018-08-10 02:15:27 PM  

Xzano: So you can declare you are against the Man and his plans, by paying the man for the merch that declares your stand..... against the man.

/ Sure this sounds legit.


And, the best part, you're giving Trump;s enemy more money!  MAGA as f*ck!
 
2018-08-10 02:15:46 PM  

Xzano: So you can declare you are against the Man and his plans, by paying the man for the merch that declares your stand..... against the man.

/ Sure this sounds legit.


A man, a plan, a stand -- marzipan!
 
2018-08-10 02:16:10 PM  
A way for someone to get rich off the rubes. Yawn.
 
2018-08-10 02:16:23 PM  
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2018-08-10 02:16:24 PM  
A whackjob and their money are soon parted.
 
2018-08-10 02:16:28 PM  
I remember being young and naive when the web was first taking off, and thinking how awesome it was that anyone could publish their thoughts online for all to read.

Now I'm thinking that anyone being able to publish their thoughts for all to read is going to be the end of us. It's just allowing the derp to grow stronger.
 
2018-08-10 02:17:25 PM  
Self identification benefits everyone.
 
2018-08-10 02:17:45 PM  
Wackjob, not whackjob.
 
2018-08-10 02:19:03 PM  
It's a really great day if I can get all my deep state worldwide underground pedophilia ring run by the Illimunati and George Soros swag with free two-day shipping.

Prime even lets me watch their new documentary "The Man in the High Castle."
 
2018-08-10 02:19:14 PM  

Snarfangel: Xzano: So you can declare you are against the Man and his plans, by paying the man for the merch that declares your stand..... against the man.

/ Sure this sounds legit.

A man, a plan, a stand -- marzipan!


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2018-08-10 02:20:33 PM  
I imagine the Venn diagram of Q Anon supporters, flat earthers, and men who eat their own semen is basically 3 circles with 99% overlap.
 
2018-08-10 02:20:57 PM  
Nothing says "Born to make minimum wage" quite like a Q shirt.
 
2018-08-10 02:21:12 PM  
KY state fair is coming up. I just know there's going to be a booth selling these things. And yeah, it's KY so people will be wearing them.
 
2018-08-10 02:22:43 PM  

imapirate: KY state fair is coming up. I just know there's going to be a booth selling these things. And yeah, it's KY so people will be wearing them.


That sounds pretty slick.
 
2018-08-10 02:22:45 PM  
You libs laugh, but it's only a matter of time before the QAnon and "Bitcoin 50,000" shirts get sent to Africa, where they will create the next generation of hard-working Republican immigrants.  Then they will grow up, they will seek opportunity, they will come to America, and they will vote for the Republican candidate Tom Brady, the man who led the Patriots to an undefeated season.

Just more proof that liberals are the real racists, if you ask me.
 
2018-08-10 02:24:18 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Well it'll be fun to compliment them for supporting the "Q" in LGBTQ.


LGBTQANON
 
2018-08-10 02:25:18 PM  

Snarfangel: Wadded Beef: I don't EVEN want to know what "customers who bought this item also bought."

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The best plants for keeping chemtrails out of your body are hemlock, nightshade, and castor beans.
 
2018-08-10 02:26:57 PM  
"Where we go one, we go all"

WTF does that even mean?
 
2018-08-10 02:27:33 PM  

henryhill: Self identification benefits everyone.


Does it though?  One of the issues with the internet is the crazies can now find each other and guide and re-enforce their crazy.   10 people sitting around thinking 10 different types of crazy is different from 10 people talking each other into believing a pizza joint is the center of a pedo ring.  And because of this they can be weaponized by not-crazy-just-evil types.
 
2018-08-10 02:29:15 PM  
Have the "Q anon" crowd gotten anyone killed or are they just the type that has mittens clipped to their coats year round?
 
2018-08-10 02:29:45 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: One of these days I am going to grift a group of fools like this.  I mean, I could whip up any one of those designs in 7 minutes, easily.
One of these days.


I was thinking about the same thing. And those designs WOULD take seven minutes. I should know ...this one of mine took around 3 hours all told (from hand drawn idea to vector art to tweaking it in GIMP). All their designs appear to just be text, some as an image of the flag Magic Wand created, some with a standard distress pattern to give a fake appearance of wear and tear. The fact they're available as a few dozen other things is neither here nor there: the design I linked to of mine can be put on a phone case / notebook / pair of leggings / travel coffee mug / hoodie etc.
 
2018-08-10 02:30:36 PM  

Great_Milenko: "Where we go one, we go all"

WTF does that even mean?


They're musketeers?
 
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