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(Washington Post)   Protip: When taking your son hunting to teach him how to be a man, don't illegally kill a mother bear and her cubs in their den and definitely don't choose bears being monitored by a wildlife study   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2018-08-10 02:12:24 PM  
I'm not a hunter but I'm pretty sure we don't call that "hunting."
 
2018-08-10 03:21:08 PM  
what kind of farking pussy shoots a mother bear and her cubs. fark this asshole and his asshole kid.
 
2018-08-10 04:11:02 PM  

FlashHarry: what kind of farking pussy shoots a mother bear and her cubs. fark this asshole and his asshole kid.


When my child hits the age of four, I send them to "The Den of Death", as it's known around these parts.

Once we get out of the car, we have to make a two-mile walk from the road.  The journey is incredibly dangerous.  My child is to say nothing during this time.  Even the slightest noise could alert the authorities to our position.

That is when we reach the Den and encounter the massive female Grizzly Bear known as "Captain Chuckles".  My child is terrified, but he knows that this is the moment of truth, as I pick him up and throw him across the cave like a football.

It's out of my control at this point and no weapons are allowed.  Either my child will defeat Captain Chuckles or my child will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.  So far, I have had thirteen children.  None have come back.

The local police department has pulled me in for countless interviews, but every time, I tell them the same thing: It was Captain Chuckles, the crazy bear with an attitude, he is totally in-my-face.  The cops look at each other and give me a warning.

I get home and ask myself how come my child was not able to succeed.  "It's only a bear", I tell myself.  "The claws are only five inches long", I tell myself.  But the bear tells itself that my child was delicious food for its children.

It's only a matter of time before I get my revenge.  My oldest child will be turning four just next month.  We will be ready.  No.  HE will be ready.
 
2018-08-10 04:21:04 PM  
Okay, I thought about it, I'm not sure that was an appropriate response.  I'm sorry.  I still love you.
 
2018-08-10 04:37:46 PM  
Pretty much both Pa and Junior are royal asshats for killing bears for no reason except that they could do it. Hope they're prosecuted to the fullest extend of the law.
 
2018-08-10 05:08:06 PM  

FlashHarry: what kind of farking pussy shoots a mother bear and her cubs. fark this asshole and his asshole kid.


Not only that. In their den! The bears weren't even a threat to anyone.
 
2018-08-10 05:09:32 PM  
Just nuke Wasilla.
 
2018-08-10 05:10:07 PM  
"Y'ain't here for the huntin', are ya."
 
2018-08-10 05:10:55 PM  
Those bears were COMING RIGHT AT THEM! duh
 
2018-08-10 05:12:24 PM  
What a coont. I hope he gets fined out the wazoo.
 
2018-08-10 05:12:37 PM  

Mike_LowELL: FlashHarry: what kind of farking pussy shoots a mother bear and her cubs. fark this asshole and his asshole kid.

When my child hits the age of four, I send them to "The Den of Death", as it's known around these parts.

Once we get out of the car, we have to make a two-mile walk from the road.  The journey is incredibly dangerous.  My child is to say nothing during this time.  Even the slightest noise could alert the authorities to our position.

That is when we reach the Den and encounter the massive female Grizzly Bear known as "Captain Chuckles".  My child is terrified, but he knows that this is the moment of truth, as I pick him up and throw him across the cave like a football.

It's out of my control at this point and no weapons are allowed.  Either my child will defeat Captain Chuckles or my child will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.  So far, I have had thirteen children.  None have come back.

The local police department has pulled me in for countless interviews, but every time, I tell them the same thing: It was Captain Chuckles, the crazy bear with an attitude, he is totally in-my-face.  The cops look at each other and give me a warning.

I get home and ask myself how come my child was not able to succeed.  "It's only a bear", I tell myself.  "The claws are only five inches long", I tell myself.  But the bear tells itself that my child was delicious food for its children.

It's only a matter of time before I get my revenge.  My oldest child will be turning four just next month.  We will be ready.  No.  HE will be ready.


Something, something.....
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2018-08-10 05:13:12 PM  
They were called "Wasillabillies" for a reason, long before Palin.
 
2018-08-10 05:14:28 PM  
Prosecutors said the men "butchered" the mother bear

Why is that in quotes? Butchered is exactly what they did... they cut up a dead animal?
 
2018-08-10 05:14:36 PM  
I tried some hunting before. Didn't care for it. Got up super early, and went and climbed a tree with a high power rifle. After about 30 minutes I got bored and busted out the phone and some JBL Bluetooth speakers to listen to some tunes. Good thing I had some entertainment because I didn't see a damn deer all morning. I was just about to give up and take all that hunting cap back to Dick's when I noticed this field full of wild cow. Whole bunch of them. After climbing a barbwire fence I discovered, unlike deer, you can walk right up to a wild cow and blast it right in the face. I think I shot like 12 cows. Cut the ears off all of them for the dogs, since I don't like being wasteful and I fully believe in using part of your kill.
As I was leaving some guy came out of a nearby house (dressed like a dairy farmer for some reason) and was shaking his fist in the air. I can only imagine he was pumping his fist in victory for me after seeing how many kills I made.
 
2018-08-10 05:17:26 PM  
Ahh the american dream, shooting someone who cuts you off on the freeway or a an animal and their offspring.  It's getting greater every day.  When we reach full greatness I fully expect 'the purge' to be a real thing.
 
2018-08-10 05:18:45 PM  
Variation of 'No true Scotsman" in one, as expected
 
2018-08-10 05:20:26 PM  
What a couple of assholes. And what a shiatty dad.
 
2018-08-10 05:22:38 PM  
I'm a hunter of waterfowl, deer and wild turkey. Or maybe that's hunting and Wild Turkey. There is a long list of animals I won't hunt and bears are on that list.

Perhaps we could strip them naked, smear them with honey and toss them in the bear enclosure at a zoo and arm them with nothing more than their wits.
 
2018-08-10 05:22:40 PM  
Is everyone from Wasilla "special"?
 
2018-08-10 05:23:46 PM  
Is this where I post the obvious and say the dad is an asshole?  I want to make sure I post it in the right place so it's effective and ensures these things never happen again.  Then I'm off to Facebook to post the same.  I AM GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD!
 
2018-08-10 05:27:17 PM  
Despite owning more than my fair share of firearms, I've never had the urge to shoot something living, only steel and paper. Many kinds of hunting I have no problem with (particularly things like invasive feral hog), however I could not fathom just walking up to a bear den and shooting the bear inside just for fun, especially not then turning around and shooting her cubs. What farked up kind of person do you have to be to do that? These assholes knew what they did was wrong, they knew they farked up, and then went the extra mile to try and hide it. Throw the book at these assholes and dont ever let either own a gun or hunting license ever again.
 
2018-08-10 05:27:33 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: Prosecutors said the men "butchered" the mother bear

Why is that in quotes? Butchered is exactly what they did... they cut up a dead animal?


People generally use quotes when using the other person(s) exact word/words to emphasize it/them, especially in modern sensationalistic journalism.
 
2018-08-10 05:28:10 PM  

MythDragon: I tried some hunting before. Didn't care for it. Got up super early, and went and climbed a tree with a high power rifle. After about 30 minutes I got bored and busted out the phone and some JBL Bluetooth speakers to listen to some tunes. Good thing I had some entertainment because I didn't see a damn deer all morning. I was just about to give up and take all that hunting cap back to Dick's when I noticed this field full of wild cow. Whole bunch of them. After climbing a barbwire fence I discovered, unlike deer, you can walk right up to a wild cow and blast it right in the face. I think I shot like 12 cows. Cut the ears off all of them for the dogs, since I don't like being wasteful and I fully believe in using part of your kill.
As I was leaving some guy came out of a nearby house (dressed like a dairy farmer for some reason) and was shaking his fist in the air. I can only imagine he was pumping his fist in victory for me after seeing how many kills I made.


Those weren't cows.

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2018-08-10 05:29:33 PM  
"...Renner could be heard telling his son, "It doesn't matter. Bear down.""

Bear down, like Black Hawk Down, or bear down like childbirth?
 
2018-08-10 05:30:04 PM  
Was local guys this time but we have a lot of problems with out-of-state trophy hunter types who come up here for a hide or rack and leave the carcass. They often are caught and fined and banned from hunting for a couple of years.

Frankly, I think lifetime bans are appropriate for assholes like this...
 
2018-08-10 05:30:20 PM  

fappomatic: I'm a hunter of waterfowl, deer and wild turkey. Or maybe that's hunting and Wild Turkey. There is a long list of animals I won't hunt and bears are on that list.

Perhaps we could strip them naked, smear them with honey and toss them in the bear enclosure at a zoo and arm them with nothing more than their wits.


Ewww, you want to feed a bear HUMAN?  Have you see what they put in humans?
 
2018-08-10 05:32:09 PM  

IRQ12: Ahh the american dream, shooting someone who cuts you off on the freeway or a an animal and their offspring.  It's getting greater every day.  When we reach full greatness I fully expect 'the purge' to be a real thing.


Kinda seems like it is already, just not official. Yet.
 
2018-08-10 05:34:46 PM  
Captured on video, too. Boy, there really are cameras everywhere.
 
2018-08-10 05:38:00 PM  

Streetwise Hercules: "...Renner could be heard telling his son, "It doesn't matter. Bear down.""

Bear down, like Black Hawk Down, or bear down like childbirth?


Most likely 'bear down' as in, 'how is babby formed' levels of education and communication skills.
 
2018-08-10 05:43:04 PM  

MythDragon: I tried some hunting before. Didn't care for it. Got up super early, and went and climbed a tree with a high power rifle. After about 30 minutes I got bored and busted out the phone and some JBL Bluetooth speakers to listen to some tunes. Good thing I had some entertainment because I didn't see a damn deer all morning. I was just about to give up and take all that hunting cap back to Dick's when I noticed this field full of wild cow. Whole bunch of them. After climbing a barbwire fence I discovered, unlike deer, you can walk right up to a wild cow and blast it right in the face. I think I shot like 12 cows. Cut the ears off all of them for the dogs, since I don't like being wasteful and I fully believe in using part of your kill.
As I was leaving some guy came out of a nearby house (dressed like a dairy farmer for some reason) and was shaking his fist in the air. I can only imagine he was pumping his fist in victory for me after seeing how many kills I made.


Good Christ, another one.

MikeLowell's influence runs deep.

Or maybe your influence runs deep.

Christ, I don't know.

Anyway, I like it.  Keep up the good work.  Thanks.
 
2018-08-10 05:48:02 PM  

Securitywyrm: fappomatic: I'm a hunter of waterfowl, deer and wild turkey. Or maybe that's hunting and Wild Turkey. There is a long list of animals I won't hunt and bears are on that list.

Perhaps we could strip them naked, smear them with honey and toss them in the bear enclosure at a zoo and arm them with nothing more than their wits.

Ewww, you want to feed a bear HUMAN?  Have you see what they put in humans?


Especially Americans.
 
2018-08-10 05:48:33 PM  

Mike_LowELL: FlashHarry: what kind of farking pussy shoots a mother bear and her cubs. fark this asshole and his asshole kid.

When my child hits the age of four, I send them to "The Den of Death", as it's known around these parts.

Once we get out of the car, we have to make a two-mile walk from the road.  The journey is incredibly dangerous.  My child is to say nothing during this time.  Even the slightest noise could alert the authorities to our position.

That is when we reach the Den and encounter the massive female Grizzly Bear known as "Captain Chuckles".  My child is terrified, but he knows that this is the moment of truth, as I pick him up and throw him across the cave like a football.

It's out of my control at this point and no weapons are allowed.  Either my child will defeat Captain Chuckles or my child will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.  So far, I have had thirteen children.  None have come back.

The local police department has pulled me in for countless interviews, but every time, I tell them the same thing: It was Captain Chuckles, the crazy bear with an attitude, he is totally in-my-face.  The cops look at each other and give me a warning.

I get home and ask myself how come my child was not able to succeed.  "It's only a bear", I tell myself.  "The claws are only five inches long", I tell myself.  But the bear tells itself that my child was delicious food for its children.

It's only a matter of time before I get my revenge.  My oldest child will be turning four just next month.  We will be ready.  No.  HE will be ready.


What kind of a sick parent are you to throw your four-year-old child into a bear cave without arming them with an American flag and an AR-15?
 
2018-08-10 05:51:16 PM  

FlashHarry: what kind of farking pussy shoots a mother bear and her cubs. fark this asshole and his asshole kid.


It was pretty cold blooded. He went out planning to do this and had no issues when things went sideways to murder two cubs and then hide evidence. Then he dwelled on it and probably googled it further so he could hide his crime better (hence coming back days later). Point is he was well aware how wrong it was the entire time and also tampered with evidence multiple times. Too bad the laws are the way they are. Neither these scumbags will get the true punishment they deserve.
 
2018-08-10 05:52:08 PM  

Lance Robdon: Mike_LowELL: FlashHarry: what kind of farking pussy shoots a mother bear and her cubs. fark this asshole and his asshole kid.

When my child hits the age of four, I send them to "The Den of Death", as it's known around these parts.

Once we get out of the car, we have to make a two-mile walk from the road.  The journey is incredibly dangerous.  My child is to say nothing during this time.  Even the slightest noise could alert the authorities to our position.

That is when we reach the Den and encounter the massive female Grizzly Bear known as "Captain Chuckles".  My child is terrified, but he knows that this is the moment of truth, as I pick him up and throw him across the cave like a football.

It's out of my control at this point and no weapons are allowed.  Either my child will defeat Captain Chuckles or my child will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.  So far, I have had thirteen children.  None have come back.

The local police department has pulled me in for countless interviews, but every time, I tell them the same thing: It was Captain Chuckles, the crazy bear with an attitude, he is totally in-my-face.  The cops look at each other and give me a warning.

I get home and ask myself how come my child was not able to succeed.  "It's only a bear", I tell myself.  "The claws are only five inches long", I tell myself.  But the bear tells itself that my child was delicious food for its children.

It's only a matter of time before I get my revenge.  My oldest child will be turning four just next month.  We will be ready.  No.  HE will be ready.

What kind of a sick parent are you to throw your four-year-old child into a bear cave without arming them with an American flag and an AR-15?


I thought the AR-15 was the American Flag
 
2018-08-10 05:53:30 PM  
There's ten stuffed heads in my drawing room right now: two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
 
2018-08-10 05:55:19 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: Prosecutors said the men "butchered" the mother bear

Why is that in quotes? Butchered is exactly what they did... they cut up a dead animal?


Probably because butchering in the usual sense means to carve up an animal into usable products, whereas butchering in this context was more like the liability reduction processes employed by the Soprano family
 
2018-08-10 05:55:57 PM  
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2018-08-10 05:58:50 PM  
Well that is the absolute worst thing I've heard all day....and that is after the Omarosa update.
 
2018-08-10 06:09:10 PM  
Ricky Gervais took to Facebook today and called this guy a c*nt.  I'm not really into Ricky's comedy, but I follow him because of his animal rights work.  And in this situation Ricky is correct: these guys are total c*nts.
 
2018-08-10 06:09:25 PM  
Hunting is not a "sport". Boxing is a sport.
The smartest, meanest, most evolved predator on earth, armed with a high powered rifle pursuing a creature with a brain the size of a ping pong ball is not a sport.
It's just killing for fun - like a hyena.
 
2018-08-10 06:13:49 PM  

abhorrent1: Is everyone from Wasilla "special"?


As someone from Fairbanks, yes. Everyone I've ever met from Wasilla has been "special", as in "inbred drunken farkwit" special.
I once dated one, in Hawaii of all places.
When I found out she was from Wasilla, I realized I had brought great shame upon my family. (. _.)

/but she was my inbred drunken farkwit. :)
 
2018-08-10 06:32:50 PM  
This asshole needs banned from owning weapons, hunting, fishing, access to public lands. And weapons taken.
And he can do some hard time and think about it, too.
Fark this piece of shiat.
 
2018-08-10 06:33:18 PM  
I hate that term 'taking'

So many other words are more appropriate; killing, poaching, shooting like a coward (ok that's 4 words)
 
2018-08-10 06:50:54 PM  
Shooting black defenseless animals and lying about it? Prime candidates for cops
 
2018-08-10 07:12:14 PM  
If you wanted to teach your son to be a man, why did you bring guns along?
 
2018-08-10 07:17:29 PM  

Lance Robdon: Mike_LowELL: FlashHarry: what kind of farking pussy shoots a mother bear and her cubs. fark this asshole and his asshole kid.

When my child hits the age of four, I send them to "The Den of Death", as it's known around these parts.

Once we get out of the car, we have to make a two-mile walk from the road.  The journey is incredibly dangerous.  My child is to say nothing during this time.  Even the slightest noise could alert the authorities to our position.

That is when we reach the Den and encounter the massive female Grizzly Bear known as "Captain Chuckles".  My child is terrified, but he knows that this is the moment of truth, as I pick him up and throw him across the cave like a football.

It's out of my control at this point and no weapons are allowed.  Either my child will defeat Captain Chuckles or my child will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.  So far, I have had thirteen children.  None have come back.

The local police department has pulled me in for countless interviews, but every time, I tell them the same thing: It was Captain Chuckles, the crazy bear with an attitude, he is totally in-my-face.  The cops look at each other and give me a warning.

I get home and ask myself how come my child was not able to succeed.  "It's only a bear", I tell myself.  "The claws are only five inches long", I tell myself.  But the bear tells itself that my child was delicious food for its children.

It's only a matter of time before I get my revenge.  My oldest child will be turning four just next month.  We will be ready.  No.  HE will be ready.

What kind of a sick parent are you to throw your four-year-old child into a bear cave without arming them with an American flag and an AR-15?


Hunting an adult bear with an AR-15 is a really bad idea (even in 300 black out).
 
2018-08-10 07:35:09 PM  
Sick and Sad,is this a Trump outing ?
 
2018-08-10 07:35:34 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: Prosecutors said the men "butchered" the mother bear

Why is that in quotes? Butchered is exactly what they did... they cut up a dead animal?


Pretty much, yes. They skinned the bear and turned the pelt into the game warden. None of the stories I read explained what they did with the meat. I'm assuming they left it because you can't eat bear meat.

The part that kills me is the first line from AP News:
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - A father and son skied to a remote bear den on an Alaska island

They intentionally went in the middle of BFE just to shoot and kill a bear.

If I'm looking at the right guy on FB, he loves to hunt.
 
2018-08-10 07:44:50 PM  

isthisme: you can't eat bear meat.


That's not true at all.
 
2018-08-10 07:54:56 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: isthisme: you can't eat bear meat.

That's not true at all.


It's delicious if they've been feeding on berries...avoid garbage bears.

The only way for this kid to redeem his manhood is to kill his chickenshiat father. It's feudal law or honor or something...
 
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