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(ABC 15)   We've entered the darkest timeline, where emojis replace names on baseball jerseys   ( abc15.com) divider line
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683 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Aug 2018 at 3:50 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-08-10 03:22:15 PM  
My 74 year-old father texted me an emoji today.  Somewhere, a seal is breaking.
 
2018-08-10 03:48:18 PM  
I dunno, I think the players weekend thing is kind of funny, myself. And if you want it keep it traditional, Zack Greinke's nickname, "Greinke," will be on his jersey.
 
2018-08-10 03:52:50 PM  
brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2018-08-10 03:58:02 PM  
Shane Gostisbehere would like a word...

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2018-08-10 04:07:34 PM  
This is not the darkest timeline.

This is the dumbest timeline, yes.  But not the darkest.
 
2018-08-10 04:22:18 PM  
it's a bit of harmless fun for one weekend. silly, sure, but not dark.
 
2018-08-10 04:26:05 PM  
I wish Bob Moorhead was still playing...
 
2018-08-10 04:45:49 PM  
no, what's dumb is the humorless pricks who have their same name on the jersey for players funtime weekend
 
2018-08-10 04:46:29 PM  

virulent_loser: it's a bit of harmless fun for one weekend. silly, sure, but not dark.


Right?  why are people upset about this.  It was a clever way to use the player's weekend option.  Lighten up people.
 
2018-08-10 04:53:33 PM  
He plays for the diamondbacks?

💩🍔
 
2018-08-10 05:00:40 PM  

Cagey B: I dunno, I think the players weekend thing is kind of funny, myself. And if you want it keep it traditional, Zack Greinke's nickname, "Greinke," will be on his jersey.


virulent_loser: it's a bit of harmless fun for one weekend. silly, sure, but not dark.


ElwoodCuse: no, what's dumb is the humorless pricks who have their same name on the jersey for players funtime weekend


People who have a problem with players weekend need the stick pulled from their ass and beaten with it
 
2018-08-10 05:04:13 PM  

Marbleisheavy: He plays for the diamondbacks?

💩🍔


All right people, we got 10 minutes 'till game time, let's all gather 'round. I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shiatburger to eat!
 
2018-08-10 05:37:50 PM  

virulent_loser: it's a bit of harmless fun for one weekend. silly, sure, but not dark.


No, no!  It's a sign of the apocalypse!  Society is having fun that I don't approve of, that was created after my time!  Dooooooooom!
 
2018-08-10 06:01:01 PM  

SkylineRecords: I wish Bob Moorhead was still playing...


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2018-08-10 06:24:34 PM  

Ker_Thwap: virulent_loser: it's a bit of harmless fun for one weekend. silly, sure, but not dark.

No, no!  It's a sign of the apocalypse!  Society is having fun that I don't approve of, that was created after my time!  Dooooooooom!


dern millennials skateboarding on the sidewalks with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their emojin'.
 
2018-08-10 06:29:30 PM  

virulent_loser: Ker_Thwap: virulent_loser: it's a bit of harmless fun for one weekend. silly, sure, but not dark.

No, no!  It's a sign of the apocalypse!  Society is having fun that I don't approve of, that was created after my time!  Dooooooooom!

dern millennials skateboarding on the sidewalks with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their emojin'.


http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la​-​me-ln-bird-scooter-vandalism-20180809-​story.html
"Galedary grew up on the Westside and said he hates how kids there are paying to ride scooters instead of honoring the local traditions of surfing and skateboarding. "

Millennials ain't skating.
 
2018-08-10 06:39:38 PM  

Trocadero: virulent_loser: Ker_Thwap: virulent_loser: it's a bit of harmless fun for one weekend. silly, sure, but not dark.

No, no!  It's a sign of the apocalypse!  Society is having fun that I don't approve of, that was created after my time!  Dooooooooom!

dern millennials skateboarding on the sidewalks with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their emojin'.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-​me-ln-bird-scooter-vandalism-20180809-​story.html
"Galedary grew up on the Westside and said he hates how kids there are paying to ride scooters instead of honoring the local traditions of surfing and skateboarding. "

Millennials ain't skating.


Charlie don't surf and we think he should
Charlie don't surf and you know that it ain't no good

Sorry, wrong movie/timeline.
 
2018-08-10 06:42:31 PM  

virulent_loser: it's a bit of harmless fun for one weekend. silly, sure, but not dark.


Yeah, this is for the Player's Weekend, when all the players go by nicknames on their jerseys instead of their actual names.  He's the only one using emojis, apparently.
 
2018-08-10 06:52:51 PM  

Trocadero: virulent_loser: Ker_Thwap: virulent_loser: it's a bit of harmless fun for one weekend. silly, sure, but not dark.

No, no!  It's a sign of the apocalypse!  Society is having fun that I don't approve of, that was created after my time!  Dooooooooom!

dern millennials skateboarding on the sidewalks with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their emojin'.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-​me-ln-bird-scooter-vandalism-20180809-​story.html
"Galedary grew up on the Westside and said he hates how kids there are paying to ride scooters instead of honoring the local traditions of surfing and skateboarding. "

Millennials ain't skating.


sick burn. boy do I feel silly now. :)
 
2018-08-10 07:53:12 PM  

ChrisDe: SkylineRecords: I wish Bob Moorhead was still playing...

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Came here for this.
 
2018-08-10 10:09:34 PM  

SkylineRecords: I wish Bob Moorhead was still playing...


Rich Hill has chosen to go with D. Mountain for his nickname. As in Dick Mountain.

Good times.
 
2018-08-10 10:23:18 PM  

Old Huntstein: SkylineRecords: I wish Bob Moorhead was still playing...

Rich Hill has chosen to go with D. Mountain for his nickname. As in Dick Mountain.

Good times.


The Englishman Who Went Up a Dick Hill But Came Down a Dick Mountain

/nttawwt
 
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