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2018-08-10 08:20:21 PM  
Lended.

Niceville.

Not Smartville.
 
2018-08-10 08:53:22 PM  
Cuz a BB dusting don't crop.
 
2018-08-10 09:01:17 PM  
Sure, you laugh now:

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But there are several Vault 111 guards who aren't alive today because of BB guns.
 
2018-08-10 09:04:46 PM  

vudukungfu: Lended.

Niceville.

Not Smartville.


Apparently the "emerald coast" is part of Florida so...yeah.
 
2018-08-10 09:07:32 PM  
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2018-08-10 09:08:42 PM  
Slow news day in wherever.
 
2018-08-10 09:13:00 PM  
God damn crackers.
 
2018-08-10 09:17:59 PM  
Run, cracker. Run.
Fore I dust you with,
My bb gun.
 
2018-08-10 09:23:39 PM  
I was curious what this was.

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Rated at 430 fps.  Wont kill you but I still wouldnt want to get shot with it.
 
2018-08-10 09:31:18 PM  

vudukungfu: Lended.

Niceville.

Not Smartville.


Florida Boy
 
2018-08-10 09:32:29 PM  
Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted.
/too obscure?
 
2018-08-10 09:34:07 PM  
Who among us hasn't owned a BB gun that resembled a real gun and didn't pretend it was a real gun to your friends who didn't know it wasn't a real gun, step forward and collect your stone to throw.

/Saying you're going to 'dust' someone is a step too far, thoufh
 
2018-08-10 09:34:58 PM  
BB = Bareback.
BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation.
HWP = Height and Weight Proportional.
 
2018-08-10 09:36:37 PM  
BB guns?  Wait until they see the bottle rockets.
 
2018-08-10 09:48:02 PM  
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2018-08-10 09:56:16 PM  
Heh. I hope they get charged with a hate crime.
 
2018-08-10 10:38:37 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I was curious what this was.

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Rated at 430 fps.  Wont kill you but I still wouldnt want to get shot with it.


csb
When my brother and I were kids, we each had a daisy bb gun our dad bought us. They were pretty weak, they were one pump lever action like the Red Ryder in Christmas story. We found out we could load them full of those little silver ball sprinkles my mom used to use for cupcakes and stuff.

We would put on extra layers of clothes and go in the back yard and shoot each other. Of course we also used to have wiffle ball bat and bottle rocket fights. We were pretty dumb but it was fun.

/csb
 
2018-08-10 10:40:21 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I was curious what this was.

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Rated at 430 fps.  Wont kill you but I still wouldnt want to get shot with it.



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It could lodge under the skin and cause a very nasty infection!
 
2018-08-10 11:36:16 PM  

abhorrent1: Igor Jakovsky: I was curious what this was.

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Rated at 430 fps.  Wont kill you but I still wouldnt want to get shot with it.

csb
When my brother and I were kids, we each had a daisy bb gun our dad bought us. They were pretty weak, they were one pump lever action like the Red Ryder in Christmas story. We found out we could load them full of those little silver ball sprinkles my mom used to use for cupcakes and stuff.

We would put on extra layers of clothes and go in the back yard and shoot each other. Of course we also used to have wiffle ball bat and bottle rocket fights. We were pretty dumb but it was fun.

/csb


O.o   are you my brother from another mother?  cause you just described my childhood.
 
2018-08-10 11:54:14 PM  

grimlock1972: abhorrent1: Igor Jakovsky: I was curious what this was.

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Rated at 430 fps.  Wont kill you but I still wouldnt want to get shot with it.

csb
When my brother and I were kids, we each had a daisy bb gun our dad bought us. They were pretty weak, they were one pump lever action like the Red Ryder in Christmas story. We found out we could load them full of those little silver ball sprinkles my mom used to use for cupcakes and stuff.

We would put on extra layers of clothes and go in the back yard and shoot each other. Of course we also used to have wiffle ball bat and bottle rocket fights. We were pretty dumb but it was fun.

/csb

O.o   are you my brother from another mother?  cause you just described my childhood.


Good times, right?
We also made blow guns out of rolled up newspapers and used tooth picks for ammo. It's amazing that we both have all out limbs and eyes.

Kids today don't know the joy of completely unsupervised summer days. someone would probably call the cops and have the kids taken away now.

/yes I'm old
//and I have a lawn
///I don't really care if you're on it though
 
2018-08-11 12:13:25 AM  
The 14-year-old lended his Powerline Daisy 5501 BB gun to his friend.

And then submitted this news story.
 
2018-08-11 01:38:56 AM  
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Cheese is the only thing I want my cracker dusted with.

\we *do* love cheese.
 
2018-08-11 02:22:00 AM  

abhorrent1: grimlock1972: abhorrent1: Igor Jakovsky: I was curious what this was.

[img.fark.net image 425x352]
Rated at 430 fps.  Wont kill you but I still wouldnt want to get shot with it.

csb
When my brother and I were kids, we each had a daisy bb gun our dad bought us. They were pretty weak, they were one pump lever action like the Red Ryder in Christmas story. We found out we could load them full of those little silver ball sprinkles my mom used to use for cupcakes and stuff.

We would put on extra layers of clothes and go in the back yard and shoot each other. Of course we also used to have wiffle ball bat and bottle rocket fights. We were pretty dumb but it was fun.

/csb

O.o   are you my brother from another mother?  cause you just described my childhood.

Good times, right?
We also made blow guns out of rolled up newspapers and used tooth picks for ammo. It's amazing that we both have all out limbs and eyes.

Kids today don't know the joy of completely unsupervised summer days. someone would probably call the cops and have the kids taken away now.

/yes I'm old
//and I have a lawn
///I don't really care if you're on it though


very good times.   I feel sorry for today's kids with helicopter parents and neighbors who call CPS if they step outside unsupervised.

When i was a kids ( 12 and up) i could go where i wanted so long as i told my mom and as long as i was home before the last street light in town turned on.    unless it was Halloween.
 
2018-08-11 05:34:27 AM  
Wouldn't one of these work better?
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2018-08-11 05:53:55 AM  

angryjd: Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted.
/too obscure?


I got a girl in the castle and one in the pagoda You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda
 
2018-08-11 08:40:22 AM  

Don Gato: Wouldn't one of these work better?
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I have an honest-to-God feather duster and a cat who loves it. He shows it no mercy.
 
2018-08-11 09:03:56 AM  

grimlock1972: When i was a kids ( 12 and up) i could go where i wanted so long as i told my mom and as long as i was home before the last street light in town turned on.    unless it was Halloween.


Hell, when I was 10 we had until about 10:30am to watch sat morning cartoons (what ever happened to those?). Then mom put us outside and locked the door. There was water in the hose. Lunch would be on the porch at 12. A snack about 3. Don't come home until the streetlights come on. And not a goddamn moment after, either.
 
2018-08-11 11:06:59 AM  
...It's the Chicago way?  What did the "victim" do, if anything
 
2018-08-11 11:56:17 AM  
My best friend and I shot each other with BB guns all the time at that age. :|
 
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