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(Komo)   Samurai Bremelo Amazonian Impaler not a band name. Yet   ( komonews.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Kitsap County, Washington, Harborview Medical Center, samurai sword, second-degree assault, PORT ORCHARD, 4-inch wound, Bremerton woman, Seattle  
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2018-08-11 03:35:27 AM  
Bremelo
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2018-08-11 03:54:07 AM  
I'd expect that around San Antonio, where everything is better with a Samurai Sword...
 
2018-08-11 04:05:12 AM  
She probably spent months staring at that thing on the wall, all the while resenting the fact that he was willing to spend their money on that and not on name-brand macaroni and cheese.
 
2018-08-11 05:32:24 AM  
"A Bremerton woman has been charged with second-degree assault after authorities say she stabbed her husband in the arm with a samurai sword."

No way the husband could have impaled her to the bone and walked away with only a second degree charge.

"The woman first told officers that her husband had cut himself during the struggle, but she later claimed it was self-defense."

/phrasing?
//FTR, I'm not saying she's wrong, he could be a wife-beater for all I know
///just lamenting the general disparity in the legal system, which isn't just in the first place
 
2018-08-11 07:25:06 AM  

fusillade762: She probably spent months staring at that thing on the wall, all the while resenting the fact that he was willing to spend their money on that and not on name-brand macaroni and cheese.


No kidding. Most swords are just decorative and couldn't impale a gingerbread man without a good running start. One that could puncture flesh must be pretty pricey
 
2018-08-11 12:22:59 PM  
He ran up to her after she grabbed the sword. Dumbass
 
2018-08-11 02:28:08 PM  
A graphical depiction (not real) of what comes to mind when I hear "impaled."

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2018-08-11 03:49:14 PM  

BenJammin: A graphical depiction (not real) of what comes to mind when I hear "impaled."

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I went looking for pictures of "impaled" but my safe search was off.. that was an hour ago.
 
2018-08-11 05:27:00 PM  
But it should be.
 
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