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2018-08-10 12:56:24 PM  
I'm planning a line of healthier cannabis fruit juices.  I call it "High C."
 
2018-08-10 02:02:24 PM  

Diogenes: I'm planning a line of healthier cannabis fruit juices.  I call it "High C."


How about a nice Maui Wowie Punch?
 
2018-08-10 03:00:03 PM  
Carbonated bong water?
 
2018-08-10 03:02:39 PM  
I always thought a good name for a caffeinated cola would be "pizzazz".
 
2018-08-10 03:24:19 PM  
"She credits her experience at a bitcoin startup in Kenya..."

I stopped reading.
 
2018-08-10 03:52:20 PM  
Their parents were none too thrilled with the business concept. Frankly, they were horrified.

But if they were starting a micro distillery, the parents would have been all for it.
 
2018-08-10 04:20:22 PM  

Hack Patooey: Their parents were none too thrilled with the business concept. Frankly, they were horrified.

But if they were starting a micro distillery, the parents would have been all for it.


Wow, they wouldn't be horrified when their kids do something legal, but are horrified when they do something illegal? No way! So unexpected! Just off the wall crazy. What's wrong with those parents?

// Pot is still illegal
 
2018-08-10 04:24:24 PM  

Hack Patooey: Their parents were none too thrilled with the business concept. Frankly, they were horrified.

But if they were starting a micro distillery, the parents would have been all for it.


I'd be horrified.  A micro distillery sounds like a good way to make a small fortune (when starting with a much larger fortune)  About on par with opening a restaurant.
 
2018-08-10 04:44:54 PM  
Look, just smoke it.  Stop putting it in food, beer, soda or whatever else you think you think you need to do.  Roll it up and light it up.  That's all.
 
2018-08-10 04:50:29 PM  

bluenote13: Look, just smoke it.  Stop putting it in food, beer, soda or whatever else you think you think you need to do.  Roll it up and light it up.  That's all.


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2018-08-10 07:01:07 PM  
I was recently in

Ker_Thwap: Carbonated bong water?


I was recently in a dispensary and saw a bottle of water for your bong for sale. No product is too crazy.
 
2018-08-10 07:18:58 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: Hack Patooey: Their parents were none too thrilled with the business concept. Frankly, they were horrified.

But if they were starting a micro distillery, the parents would have been all for it.

Wow, they wouldn't be horrified when their kids do something legal, but are horrified when they do something illegal? No way! So unexpected! Just off the wall crazy. What's wrong with those parents?

// Pot is still illegal


Pot is for sale in stores on every city block here for under $50 an ounce.
Super strange that you think it's illegal.


Oh, never farking mind. You're a troll who's account is 3 weeks old.
 
2018-08-10 07:33:34 PM  

omg bbq: Some Random Jerk On The Internet: Hack Patooey: Their parents were none too thrilled with the business concept. Frankly, they were horrified.

But if they were starting a micro distillery, the parents would have been all for it.

Wow, they wouldn't be horrified when their kids do something legal, but are horrified when they do something illegal? No way! So unexpected! Just off the wall crazy. What's wrong with those parents?

// Pot is still illegal

Pot is for sale in stores on every city block here for under $50 an ounce.
Super strange that you think it's illegal.


Oh, never farking mind. You're a troll who's account is 3 weeks old.


Are you retarded? Pot is still illegal. Remember the guy Jeff Sessions? The whole "federal government" thing?
 
2018-08-10 07:37:08 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: omg bbq: Some Random Jerk On The Internet: Hack Patooey: Their parents were none too thrilled with the business concept. Frankly, they were horrified.

But if they were starting a micro distillery, the parents would have been all for it.

Wow, they wouldn't be horrified when their kids do something legal, but are horrified when they do something illegal? No way! So unexpected! Just off the wall crazy. What's wrong with those parents?

// Pot is still illegal

Pot is for sale in stores on every city block here for under $50 an ounce.
Super strange that you think it's illegal.


Oh, never farking mind. You're a troll who's account is 3 weeks old.

Are you retarded? Pot is still illegal. Remember the guy Jeff Sessions? The whole "federal government" thing?


Never heard of him.

Maybe he can come to the ENTIRE WEAST COAST and round all them criminals up, troll.
 
2018-08-10 07:51:37 PM  

omg bbq: Some Random Jerk On The Internet: omg bbq: Some Random Jerk On The Internet: Hack Patooey: Their parents were none too thrilled with the business concept. Frankly, they were horrified.

But if they were starting a micro distillery, the parents would have been all for it.

Wow, they wouldn't be horrified when their kids do something legal, but are horrified when they do something illegal? No way! So unexpected! Just off the wall crazy. What's wrong with those parents?

// Pot is still illegal

Pot is for sale in stores on every city block here for under $50 an ounce.
Super strange that you think it's illegal.


Oh, never farking mind. You're a troll who's account is 3 weeks old.

Are you retarded? Pot is still illegal. Remember the guy Jeff Sessions? The whole "federal government" thing?

Never heard of him.

Maybe he can come to the ENTIRE WEAST COAST and round all them criminals up, troll.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legalit​y​_of_cannabis_by_U.S._jurisdiction
"In the United States, the use and possession of cannabis is illegal under federal law for any purpose, by way of the Controlled Substances Act of 1970. "

https://www.safeaccessnow.org/federal​_​marijuana_law
"Despite medical cannabis laws in 46 states, cannabis is still illegal under federal law. "

Idiot. It's illegal. Businesses selling it are doing so under the hope that the feds don't change their mind on whether they will actually prosecute them for it.
 
2018-08-10 07:52:52 PM  

hodgemann: "She credits her experience at a bitcoin startup in Kenya..."

I stopped reading.


You clicked on a Forbes link. You get what you deserve.
 
2018-08-10 08:13:19 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:28:11 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: omg bbq: Some Random Jerk On The Internet: omg bbq: Some Random Jerk On The Internet: Hack Patooey: Their parents were none too thrilled with the business concept. Frankly, they were horrified.

But if they were starting a micro distillery, the parents would have been all for it.

Wow, they wouldn't be horrified when their kids do something legal, but are horrified when they do something illegal? No way! So unexpected! Just off the wall crazy. What's wrong with those parents?

// Pot is still illegal

Pot is for sale in stores on every city block here for under $50 an ounce.
Super strange that you think it's illegal.


Oh, never farking mind. You're a troll who's account is 3 weeks old.

Are you retarded? Pot is still illegal. Remember the guy Jeff Sessions? The whole "federal government" thing?

Never heard of him.

Maybe he can come to the ENTIRE WEAST COAST and round all them criminals up, troll.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality​_of_cannabis_by_U.S._jurisdiction
"In the United States, the use and possession of cannabis is illegal under federal law for any purpose, by way of the Controlled Substances Act of 1970. "

https://www.safeaccessnow.org/federal_​marijuana_law
"Despite medical cannabis laws in 46 states, cannabis is still illegal under federal law. "

Idiot. It's illegal. Businesses selling it are doing so under the hope that the feds don't change their mind on whether they will actually prosecute them for it.


Oh dear.  I should let everyone know!!!!
 
2018-08-10 10:24:03 PM  

bluenote13: Look, just smoke it.  Stop putting it in food, beer, soda or whatever else you think you think you need to do.  Roll it up and light it up.  That's all.


Yeah, this is one of the annoying side effects of legalization.

/See also: Billboards advertising pot stores
 
2018-08-10 10:58:26 PM  

IAmRight: bluenote13: Look, just smoke it.  Stop putting it in food, beer, soda or whatever else you think you think you need to do.  Roll it up and light it up.  That's all.

Yeah, this is one of the annoying side effects of legalization.

/See also: Billboards advertising pot stores


I see your point but I was actually more fond of taking it in a tincture than smoking it. The high comes on more sneaky and I don't smell the way I smelled when I was 16.
Also it's easy for me to get CBD oil for my old old hound.
 
2018-08-10 10:59:02 PM  

omg bbq: IAmRight: bluenote13: Look, just smoke it.  Stop putting it in food, beer, soda or whatever else you think you think you need to do.  Roll it up and light it up.  That's all.

Yeah, this is one of the annoying side effects of legalization.

/See also: Billboards advertising pot stores

I see your point but I was actually more fond of taking it in a tincture than smoking it. The high comes on more sneaky and I don't smell the way I smelled when I was 16.
Also it's easy for me to get CBD oil for my old old hound.


You know, when I wanted to roll the dice and break a FEDERAL LAW!!!!
 
2018-08-11 06:56:32 PM  

omg bbq: omg bbq: IAmRight: bluenote13: Look, just smoke it.  Stop putting it in food, beer, soda or whatever else you think you think you need to do.  Roll it up and light it up.  That's all.

Yeah, this is one of the annoying side effects of legalization.

/See also: Billboards advertising pot stores

I see your point but I was actually more fond of taking it in a tincture than smoking it. The high comes on more sneaky and I don't smell the way I smelled when I was 16.
Also it's easy for me to get CBD oil for my old old hound.

You know, when I wanted to roll the dice and break a FEDERAL LAW!!!!


Meh...technically I have broken a number of laws. A couple of them federal.
 
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