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(LA Times)   Shakespeare meets Apocalypse Now   ( divider line
    More: Awkward, intimate outdoor theaters, Los Angeles Philharmonic, Noise pollution, urban noise pollution, Hollywood Bowl, Independent Shakespeare Company, Director David Melville, William Shakespeare  
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2018-08-10 02:48:12 PM  
Never get out of the tanning bed.
2018-08-10 02:54:26 PM  
To be or not to be, that is the horror!
2018-08-10 02:57:21 PM  
Hamlet. No such matter! I will not sort you with the rest of my 
servants; for, to speak to you like an honest man, I am most 
dreadfully attended. But in the beaten way of friendship, what 
make you at Elsinore?

Rosencrantz. To visit you, my lord; no other occasion.

Hamlet.I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?

Rosencrantz. My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.

Hamlet.You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill
2018-08-10 03:00:01 PM  
Verona. Shiate. I'm still only in Verona.
2018-08-10 03:05:24 PM  
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Forsooth, yon odor, gentle, does thou smell?
Unique in all the earth such scent presents.
Napalm's fragrance enchants my morn, its petrol
vapours my nostrils charm. For such it was
that time we bombed incessantly a hill
and after, walking, I perceived not a
dink. Such proof of Napalm's strength left my jaw
agape. Yon gasoline smell vict'ry brings,
For war's cessation endeth things.
2018-08-10 03:10:20 PM  
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I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more.
2018-08-10 03:24:25 PM  
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King Charles don't serf !!!
2018-08-10 03:38:23 PM  
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2018-08-10 05:48:50 PM  
Excellent stuff above, well done [polite theater applause]

I've been going to concerts (orchestra, jazz and pop) at the Hollywood Bowl, the great small outdoor theater across the freeway the John Anson Ford Theater, the Greek Theater etc. since the mid-70's. The helicopters and police sirens have ruined more really cool musical moments than I can count. Damn criminals around those places! Can't they be more considerate to commit their crimes that cause a police chase with helicopters when the music isn't playing?!?! The drugs/money/TV's/ho's will still be there after the Grieg piano concerto is done!
2018-08-10 07:24:30 PM  
Good practice. Full Size
2018-08-10 08:22:10 PM  
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I can't receiveth nay satisfaction, i can't receiveth nay satisfaction
'cause i tryeth and i tryeth and i tryeth and i tryeth
i can't receiveth nay, i can't receiveth nay
2018-08-10 10:14:34 PM  
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Methinks I just imbibed yon winged minibeast.
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