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(CNN)   Chipotle is trying to lure customers back by offering bacon, free Norovirus and Salmonella with every purchase   ( divider line
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658 clicks; posted to Business » on 10 Aug 2018 at 8:09 PM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2018-08-10 05:47:30 PM  
Let's be realistic, subby.

It's bacon, so we're more likely to get trichinosis than anything else.
2018-08-10 08:13:55 PM  
Used to like Chipotle, now there's no way I'm ever going back.  Moe's FTW.
2018-08-10 08:15:11 PM  
I kinda like Chipotle.
2018-08-10 08:17:49 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Moe's FTW.

Moe's is like the McDonald's of burritos.
2018-08-10 08:18:55 PM  
They are just trying to build up the herds immunity.
2018-08-10 08:23:03 PM  
Gimme Rubio's, thankyouverymuch.
2018-08-10 08:33:14 PM  

BMFPitt: Pants full of macaroni!!: Moe's FTW.

Moe's is like the McDonald's of burritos.

Funny, I always felt that way about Chipotle.

If anything Moe's is more like Wendy's - decent quality for the price but still greasy as hell.

/never understood the hype about Chipotle.
2018-08-10 09:02:58 PM  
I've never eaten at Chipotle. I live in a city and neighborhood with some of the country's best burrito joints, I hope I will never have to find out how bad it is.
2018-08-10 09:29:18 PM  
They should fix their queso. They don't need bacon.
2018-08-10 11:32:00 PM  

lennavan: I kinda like Chipotle.

It can actually be pretty healthy for fast food. A giant plate of chicken and veggies. I like them too. I think they need to offer more salad dressing options. Perhaps look at Qdoba for inspiration.
2018-08-11 01:16:21 AM  
A: "shiat! We're losing business due to all the people we've put over the toilet from illness!"

B: "I know! Let's give them chorizo to get all the customers back!"

A: "shiat again! We're losing business again due to all the people we've put over the toilet from illness!"

B: "Ya know, those kids these days on the yahoos seem to like bacon..."
2018-08-11 10:45:30 PM  
Chipotle needs to get in the breakfast taco business. They have all the ingredients except scrambled egg.
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