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(USA Today)   Contest winner will get to eat free at McDonald's for life. Which should be about six months   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2018-08-10 01:34:22 PM  
Obligatory:

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2018-08-10 05:19:42 PM  
good for two free meals a week for 50 years

So if you live past the 50 year mark, they send the McTerminator for you.
 
2018-08-10 06:39:07 PM  

Mugato: good for two free meals a week for 50 years

So if you live past the 50 year mark, they send the McTerminator for you.


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No, but there's a 50/50 chance, just like the rest of us.
 
2018-08-10 06:41:16 PM  

Mugato: good for two free meals a week for 50 years

So if you live past the 50 year mark, they send the McTerminator for you.


Is that their name for the salad option?
 
2018-08-10 06:43:03 PM  
Win free Mcdonalds for life!

A $10 value!
 
2018-08-10 06:44:10 PM  
There's also a $7/meal limitation so the most Maccy will have out of pocket is $36K - I'm sure they're spending more to promote the contest.
 
2018-08-10 06:45:21 PM  
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Will be at the front of the line.
 
2018-08-10 06:46:39 PM  
Used to like the fries but my local place did something and I just don't like the way they taste now
 
2018-08-10 06:48:32 PM  
Eating judiciously, I imagine you could thrive or survive a meal a day. Yes, there is too much fat, salt, carbs and sugar in a processed meal but once a day won't kill you. Breakfast at McDo pretty much meets the daily caloric requirements of a small human being, but a large active man would need to eat another meal or some snacks.

I have had breakfast at McDo when unemployed or suffering from insomia and odd hours, and it makes a very filling meal which more or less touches all the bases although it is nutritionally sub-optimal.
 
2018-08-10 06:52:23 PM  
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2018-08-10 06:53:44 PM  
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2018-08-10 06:55:08 PM  
I'd tell you how in using their app and currently promo to beat the hell out of the system, but I don't want corporate to get wise to it. But I do it once a week.

Hell yeah I got an entry today. My love of deals beats my loathing of giant fast food clowncorp. Sorry, everyone, but I ate a $2 meal today that normally costs $8.
 
2018-08-10 06:56:34 PM  

minnkat: [img.fark.net image 850x566]


Post Of The Year Nominee!
 
2018-08-10 06:56:54 PM  

Trocadero: Mugato: good for two free meals a week for 50 years

So if you live past the 50 year mark, they send the McTerminator for you.

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No, but there's a 50/50 chance, just like the rest of us.


Are those Chicken McNuggets? Nice touch.
 
2018-08-10 07:00:23 PM  

RipplesSaison: I'd tell you how in using their app and currently promo to beat the hell out of the system, but I don't want corporate to get wise to it. But I do it once a week.

Hell yeah I got an entry today. My love of deals beats my loathing of giant fast food clowncorp. Sorry, everyone, but I ate a $2 meal today that normally costs $8.


All those chemicals in fast food don't seem to have fried your brain at all.
 
2018-08-10 07:01:11 PM  

RipplesSaison: I'd tell you how in using their app and currently promo to beat the hell out of the system, but I don't want corporate to get wise to it. But I do it once a week.

Hell yeah I got an entry today. My love of deals beats my loathing of giant fast food clowncorp. Sorry, everyone, but I ate a $2 meal today that normally costs $8.


You overpaid by at least $5.
 
2018-08-10 07:02:09 PM  

Mugato: Trocadero: Mugato: good for two free meals a week for 50 years

So if you live past the 50 year mark, they send the McTerminator for you.

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No, but there's a 50/50 chance, just like the rest of us.

Are those Chicken McNuggets? Nice touch.


No, they're clearly Infinity Nugz.
 
2018-08-10 07:02:47 PM  

minnkat: [img.fark.net image 850x566]


Most gag photos of that Ronald statue is just a girl pretending to blow him. it doesn't involve Illustrator.
 
2018-08-10 07:06:14 PM  
Second prize is two gold cards.
 
2018-08-10 07:06:32 PM  
One person decided to get the card the hard way...

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2018-08-10 07:10:34 PM  
McBarf.
 
2018-08-10 07:13:22 PM  
I want an actual McGold card. With no two meal per week limit. I want to walk in to any McDonald's, order a ton of food, and when the cashier revealed the grand total, I flash that card and say "NOPE!"
 
2018-08-10 07:15:55 PM  

brantgoose: Eating judiciously, I imagine you could thrive or survive a meal a day. Yes, there is too much fat, salt, carbs and sugar in a processed meal but once a day won't kill you. Breakfast at McDo pretty much meets the daily caloric requirements of a small human being, but a large active man would need to eat another meal or some snacks.

I have had breakfast at McDo when unemployed or suffering from insomia and odd hours, and it makes a very filling meal which more or less touches all the bases although it is nutritionally sub-optimal.


Big, active gal here.. Always feel hungry after eating Mickey D's, even though I've eaten as much as my stomach can hold. I just end up wishing that food would digest so I can get some real grub.
 
2018-08-10 07:16:07 PM  
At my fattest I never considered eating at McDonalds twice a week.
 
2018-08-10 07:17:48 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.fark.net image 750x398]

Will be at the front of the line.


Fark you. I do not need to see that shiat.
 
2018-08-10 07:18:59 PM  
Yeah, Mickie Dee's has really gone downhill. I daresay their only customers left are those still addicted to Pink Slime.
 
2018-08-10 07:28:06 PM  
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2018-08-10 07:31:21 PM  

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That looks delightfully frightening, is that a real movie?
 
2018-08-10 07:32:35 PM  
Ran Ran Ru!
 
2018-08-10 07:33:03 PM  
How do they define a 'meal' exactly?
 
2018-08-10 07:35:06 PM  

bekovich: Ringshadow: [img.fark.net image 184x273]

That looks delightfully frightening, is that a real movie?


Yes. It's Russian. And to that end it's more WTF THIS IS WEIRD than it is horror.


Branded Official Trailer #1 (2012) Jeffrey Tambor Movie HD
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Besides the weird alien things, one of the plot points is, well we need to sell more fast food so let's make obesity sexy.
 
2018-08-10 07:35:44 PM  
Peter Griffin Stroke - Driving and Singing
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2018-08-10 07:37:10 PM  

bekovich: Ringshadow: [img.fark.net image 184x273]

That looks delightfully frightening, is that a real movie?


Well it says "Branded". According to IMDB, it's either a 1950s western or this.
 
2018-08-10 07:42:09 PM  

RipplesSaison: I'd tell you how in using their app and currently promo to beat the hell out of the system, but I don't want corporate to get wise to it. But I do it once a week.

Hell yeah I got an entry today. My love of deals beats my loathing of giant fast food clowncorp. Sorry, everyone, but I ate a $2 meal today that normally costs $8.


With the MacCoin promotion I'm gets 53 cent Big Macs.
 
2018-08-10 07:42:43 PM  
Article says 2 meals a week so they're not exactly being super generous.
 
2018-08-10 07:43:36 PM  

RipplesSaison: I'd tell you how in using their app and currently promo to beat the hell out of the system, but I don't want corporate to get wise to it. But I do it once a week.

Hell yeah I got an entry today. My love of deals beats my loathing of giant fast food clowncorp. Sorry, everyone, but I ate a $2 meal today that normally costs $8.


Yeah but, Mcdonalds
 
2018-08-10 07:44:02 PM  

Mugato: bekovich: Ringshadow: [img.fark.net image 184x273]

That looks delightfully frightening, is that a real movie?

Well it says "Branded". According to IMDB, it's either a 1950s western or this.


Thanks for that ☺
 
2018-08-10 07:47:22 PM  
. The prize is valued at $52,350, according to the contest website.


Great. Get a cash payout, celebrate at Dick's.

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2018-08-10 07:47:27 PM  
This guy only lasted a month..

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(and took 14 months to recover from it)
 
2018-08-10 07:48:32 PM  

Ringshadow: bekovich: Ringshadow: [img.fark.net image 184x273]

That looks delightfully frightening, is that a real movie?

Yes. It's Russian. And to that end it's more WTF THIS IS WEIRD than it is horror.


[Youtube rQ5p7l1hNuQ image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/rQ5p7l1h​NuQ]

Besides the weird alien things, one of the plot points is, well we need to sell more fast food so let's make obesity sexy.


Oh... Kay then.
I knew that crass consumerism was scary to foreign eyes, but... DAMN.
 
2018-08-10 07:49:44 PM  

whidbey: . The prize is valued at $52,350, according to the contest website.


Great. Get a cash payout, celebrate at Dick's.

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Thanks for the smile. Waiting for it to cool off so I can get a whammy and fries.
 
2018-08-10 07:58:59 PM  

stuartp9: This guy only lasted a month..

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(and took 14 months to recover from it)


I don't know what he was trying to prove with that but even McDonalds says you shouldn't eat that much of their crap.
 
2018-08-10 08:01:32 PM  

Por que tan serioso: RipplesSaison: I'd tell you how in using their app and currently promo to beat the hell out of the system, but I don't want corporate to get wise to it. But I do it once a week.

Hell yeah I got an entry today. My love of deals beats my loathing of giant fast food clowncorp. Sorry, everyone, but I ate a $2 meal today that normally costs $8.

All those chemicals in fast food don't seem to have fried your brain at all.


Oh no, chemicals!
 
2018-08-10 08:08:46 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:11:10 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:13:19 PM  

whidbey: Yeah, Mickie Dee's has really gone downhill. I daresay their only customers left are those still addicted to Pink Slime.


I don't have to eat pink slime. I like the flavor and it just kinda takes the edge off, OKAY?
 
2018-08-10 08:18:22 PM  

ABQGOD: I want an actual McGold card. With no two meal per week limit. I want to walk in to any McDonald's, order a ton of food, and when the cashier revealed the grand total, I flash that card and say "NOPE!"


I say that, only it's as I'm driving by a McDonalds.
 
2018-08-10 08:18:41 PM  
Previous winner:

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2018-08-10 08:31:37 PM  

sweetuilla: Por que tan serioso: RipplesSaison: I'd tell you how in using their app and currently promo to beat the hell out of the system, but I don't want corporate to get wise to it. But I do it once a week.

Hell yeah I got an entry today. My love of deals beats my loathing of giant fast food clowncorp. Sorry, everyone, but I ate a $2 meal today that normally costs $8.

All those chemicals in fast food don't seem to have fried your brain at all.

Oh no, chemicals!


Yeah, you should really limit your intake. Pot isn't even a result of chemistry and it'll give you a buzz... There's such a thing as "good" speed, but it's almost impossible to get, so people like...well, you may be well-acquainted with what people turn to.

Perhaps a little too well.

Unless you mean to say that you don't understand how the human body & brain work, so you're just nay-saying on what you don't understand. This being Fark, that's totally normal.
 
2018-08-10 08:36:31 PM  
I would LOVE to win that contest. I happen to have a not so secret love for McD's food. Especially the double quarter pounder with cheese. Or double royale with cheese. Sorry, don't know enough French for the entire name. Their new patties really do make a difference...

/not fat
//need to gain weight, actually
///three for the amount I want right now
 
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