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(Action News Jacksonville)   PSA: If you are a 22-year-old blonde that is high on dope and with a four-times suspended license, don't get into a road-rage incident in full view of the cops (with mugshots)   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
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2018-08-10 12:27:41 PM  
Not a thoroughbred, however.
 
2018-08-10 03:00:01 PM  
The report added that Davis' drivers license has been suspended four times since July 19, 2017.
How the FARK does someone get their license suspended 4 times in a year?  Why not just revoke it at that point in time since she's not learning anything from it.
 
2018-08-10 06:07:59 PM  
Her parents must be so proud.
 
2018-08-10 06:08:06 PM  
Who the fark is stupid enough to get their license suspended? And four times yet!
 
2018-08-10 06:08:30 PM  

SpaceyCat: The report added that Davis' drivers license has been suspended four times since July 19, 2017.
How the FARK does someone get their license suspended 4 times in a year?  Why not just revoke it at that point in time since she's not learning anything from it.


She is probably still waiting to go to court for the third.
In florida, that is a felony, she is facing 5 years in prison for that alone.
 
2018-08-10 06:08:48 PM  
Dope?
What is this - the 1960s?
 
2018-08-10 06:12:13 PM  

acad1228: Who the fark is stupid enough to get their license suspended? And four times yet!


In ONE GODDAMN YEAR.
 
2018-08-10 06:13:15 PM  

jso2897: acad1228: Who the fark is stupid enough to get their license suspended? And four times yet!

In ONE GODDAMN YEAR.


We can work this out...have her bathed and sent to my cell.
 
2018-08-10 06:14:39 PM  

SpaceyCat: The report added that Davis' drivers license has been suspended four times since July 19, 2017.
How the FARK does someone get their license suspended 4 times in a year?  Why not just revoke it at that point in time since she's not learning anything from it.


What's the next step? Break her ankles s0 she can't work the peddles? Cloth bag over her head - then she can't see to drive or smoke the LSD
 
hej
2018-08-10 06:15:23 PM  
What does being a 22 year-old blonde have to do with anything?
 
2018-08-10 06:16:26 PM  
Once again, I have to disagree.  This is exactly how such a person should behave.
 
2018-08-10 06:17:28 PM  

hej: What does being a 22 year-old blonde have to do with anything?


It's how you get your submission greenlighted, especially when combined with Florida tag.
 
2018-08-10 06:18:26 PM  

jso2897: acad1228: Who the fark is stupid enough to get their license suspended? And four times yet!

In ONE GODDAMN YEAR.


A 22-year-old Florida woman stoned out of her mind, that is who. She quite obviously gives less than zero shiats about her driving record at this point, and only cares about the "getting high" parts of life. I expect she will either be dead in one year, be in rehab and/or prison at the end of the year, or will have gone through rehab, re-lapsed, *then* ended up dead in the space of one year.
 
2018-08-10 06:18:31 PM  

Muzzleloader: SpaceyCat: The report added that Davis' drivers license has been suspended four times since July 19, 2017.
How the FARK does someone get their license suspended 4 times in a year?  Why not just revoke it at that point in time since she's not learning anything from it.

She is probably still waiting to go to court for the third.
In florida, that is a felony, she is facing 5 years in prison for that alone.


The wheels of justice do turn slowly.  But with someone like this, prison and revocation will just delay the inevitable accident where the suspect "was also cited for driving without a license."
 
2018-08-10 06:19:00 PM  
Nocatee, the night time manatee
 
2018-08-10 06:24:58 PM  

Somaticasual: Dope?
What is this - the 1960s?


Dope means heroin in some places
 
2018-08-10 06:30:56 PM  
Florida ho, Florida ho
Call her up when you want a cheap blow
She don't have a license, but she'll still go
Cops gonna bust stoned Florida ho.
 
2018-08-10 06:42:12 PM  
I'm putting her on DOUBLE SECRET license suspension!

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2018-08-10 06:42:35 PM  
FTA "Davis then held up a plastic bag from her center console. Davis told deputies the bag held one ounce of marijuana..." she then broke out in song. "Gettin' arrested is better with a bag of weed, a bag of weed..."

Family Guy - Bag of Weed [Original Video]
Youtube NpS4ebEtLUE
 
2018-08-10 06:54:11 PM  

ClavellBCMI: jso2897: acad1228: Who the fark is stupid enough to get their license suspended? And four times yet!

In ONE GODDAMN YEAR.

A 22-year-old Florida woman stoned out of her mind, that is who. She quite obviously gives less than zero shiats about her driving record at this point, and only cares about the "getting high" parts of life. I expect she will either be dead in one year, be in rehab and/or prison at the end of the year, or will have gone through rehab, re-lapsed, *then* ended up dead in the space of one year.


But how did she get it BACK three times in a year? In other words, WTF is going on here, and who's in charge?
 
2018-08-10 06:56:53 PM  

acad1228: Who the fark is stupid enough to get their license suspended? And four times yet!


That's one of those rhetorical questions, right?
 
2018-08-10 07:01:44 PM  

Somaticasual: Dope?
What is this - the 1960s?


She was probably hopped up on goofballs!
 
2018-08-10 07:01:48 PM  
I've had two speeding tickets my entire life. I'm 35. How the hell does someone get their license pulled four times by 22? At what point do we not allow them to have one anymore??
 
2018-08-10 07:02:44 PM  

Somaticasual: Dope?
What is this - the 1960s?


The Tubes - White Punks On Dope (Vinyl)
Youtube FFltXDMQsQQ
 
2018-08-10 07:06:58 PM  
She obviously needs to swap that sativa for an ounce of indica.
 
2018-08-10 07:07:46 PM  

Stone Meadow: jso2897: acad1228: Who the fark is stupid enough to get their license suspended? And four times yet!

In ONE GODDAMN YEAR.

We can work this out...have her bathed and sent to my cell.


maybe Eglin hot. Maybe.
 
2018-08-10 07:19:28 PM  

drayno76: FTA "Davis then held up a plastic bag from her center console. Davis told deputies the bag held one ounce of marijuana..." she then broke out in song. "Gettin' arrested is better with a bag of weed, a bag of weed..."

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/NpS4ebEt​LUE]


Jesus Christ.  I'm high right now (for a friend, it's cool) and I'm making the Kyle Brovlovsky face at her.

Also, high on dope?  Did Officer Friday submit this headline?
 
2018-08-10 07:20:05 PM  
I dunno, I once drove stoned. I was pushing the speed limit at 10 mph in a 40 mph zone.
 
2018-08-10 07:20:10 PM  

Preston Preston: Somaticasual: Dope?
What is this - the 1960s?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/FFltXDMQ​sQQ]


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2018-08-10 07:24:10 PM  

TelemonianAjax: Also, high on dope?  Did Officer Friday submit this headline?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-08-10 07:27:18 PM  
How the hell do you get road rage while baked? I mean you must be the most anal hypertensive prick when not high if you manage to be angry while smoked up.
 
2018-08-10 07:34:19 PM  
Aww look at those adorable pink cheeks.  don't you just want to pinch them?
 
2018-08-10 07:36:30 PM  

robodog: How the hell do you get road rage while baked? I mean you must be the most anal hypertensive prick when not high if you manage to be angry while smoked up.


She needs to add a little stellazine to her favorite mix.
 
2018-08-10 07:39:21 PM  

Ringshadow: I've had two speeding tickets my entire life. I'm 35. How the hell does someone get their license pulled four times by 22? At what point do we not allow them to have one anymore??


Worse: the article says suspended four times since July 19, 2017. I don't even see how there can be enough time to suck that bad in a year, unless that's a misprint.
 
2018-08-10 07:41:59 PM  
Ringshadow: I've had two speeding tickets my entire life. I'm 35. How the hell does someone get their license pulled four times by 22? At what point do we not allow them to have one anymore??

Worse: the article says suspended four times since July 19, 2017. I don't even see how there can be enough time to suck that bad in a year, unless that's a misprint.


I work for a prosecutor's office. You'd be surprised how common it is.
 
2018-08-10 07:58:27 PM  
Dope?

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2018-08-10 08:14:31 PM  

bekovich: Aww look at those adorable pink cheeks.  don't you just want to pinch them?


Maybe with my zircon-encrusted tweezers.
 
2018-08-10 08:16:47 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:20:37 PM  
do you know how you failed as a parent???
 
2018-08-10 08:26:04 PM  
Yeah, they might arrest you and have to search under your bra.  Thoroughly.  Five times.
 
2018-08-10 08:31:30 PM  

hej: What does being a 22 year-old blonde have to do with anything?


Fark's continuing obsession with highlighting the worst of white people (911 callers/Nazis/hillbillies).
 
2018-08-10 08:42:06 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Dope?

[img.fark.net image 248x330]


That'll get you way more messed up than the sticky icky will. And not in a good way.
 
2018-08-10 08:43:42 PM  

Ooba Tooba: hej: What does being a 22 year-old blonde have to do with anything?

Fark's continuing obsession with highlighting the worst of white people (911 callers/Nazis/hillbillies).


[triggering intensifies]
 
2018-08-10 08:44:39 PM  

Keys dude: I dunno, I once drove stoned. I was pushing the speed limit at 10 mph in a 40 mph zone.


Also once for me.. got three blocks and went back home.. damn road wouldn't stay still...
 
2018-08-10 08:44:47 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Ooba Tooba: hej: What does being a 22 year-old blonde have to do with anything?

Fark's continuing obsession with highlighting the worst of white people (911 callers/Nazis/hillbillies).

[triggering intensifies]


Just stating a fact jack. You know it's true
 
2018-08-10 08:46:16 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Dope?

[img.fark.net image 248x330]

That'll get you way more messed up than the sticky icky will. And not in a good way.


That shiat is *evil*, and *will* fark your shiat up. Unless you are wearing breathing gear, do *NOT* mess with that shiat, seriously.
 
2018-08-10 08:57:58 PM  

hej: What does being a 22 year-old blonde have to do with anything?


If anything a 22 year-old blonde should have a better shot of getting out of it.
 
2018-08-10 09:00:48 PM  

Ooba Tooba: common sense is an oxymoron: Ooba Tooba: hej: What does being a 22 year-old blonde have to do with anything?

Fark's continuing obsession with highlighting the worst of white people (911 callers/Nazis/hillbillies).

[triggering intensifies]

Just stating a fact jack. You know it's true


Oh you poor snowflake, you need go to your safe space in Moscow.
 
2018-08-10 09:03:42 PM  
You're doing it wrong. Smoke pot to relax, not to become enraged. Sheesh.
 
2018-08-10 09:06:55 PM  

Literally Addicted: Her parents must be so proud.


I doubt it, they're either too high to care, in prison, or dead.
 
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