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(Daily Star)   Man's penis fell off and rotted away after he ignored these warning signs, such as feeling itchy and arguing politics anonymously on message boards (NSFW)   ( dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Scary, Squamous cell carcinoma, penis, squamous cell carcinoma, skin cancer, carcinoma penis, Cancer, Dr Gaurav, Dr Gaurav Garg  
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7102 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2018 at 3:50 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-08-10 12:28:38 PM  
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2018-08-10 01:03:03 PM  
Walter Peck?
 
2018-08-10 03:51:49 PM  
I'm fine with no pictures of that.
 
2018-08-10 03:53:23 PM  
India.

I'm shocked!
 
2018-08-10 03:55:39 PM  
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2018-08-10 03:55:51 PM  
When I had the MRSA infection on my balls, the doctor lanced it, and was bearing down to squeeze out the blood and chunky pus, I was tempted to ask him if he'd ever seen something more disgusting.  I didn't, mostly because I was having so much fun, but also because he's probably seen cases like this.  Guy walks in and the only thing the doctor can says, "you're going to die" or "your penis is going to fall off."
 
2018-08-10 03:55:53 PM  
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2018-08-10 03:56:14 PM  
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2018-08-10 03:56:53 PM  
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2018-08-10 03:57:11 PM  
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2018-08-10 03:58:05 PM  
Meanwhile there's a voodoo practitioner somewhere wondering why the voodoo doll of their boss doesn't seem to be working.
 
2018-08-10 03:58:35 PM  
"Yes...this man has no dick."

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2018-08-10 03:59:36 PM  
The top 3 4 symptoms you should not ignore:

1) Rectal bleeding
2) Loss of height
3) Sudden blindness
4) Penis falling off

=Smidge=
/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYb​a0​m6ztE
 
2018-08-10 04:00:09 PM  
Residual Penile Stump is the name of my Tom Jones punk rock cover band.
 
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2018-08-10 04:00:50 PM  

Smidge204: The top 3 4 symptoms you should not ignore:

1) Rectal bleeding
2) Loss of height
3) Sudden blindness
4) Penis falling off

=Smidge=
/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYba​0m6ztE


And a fanatical devotion to the Pope?
 
2018-08-10 04:01:38 PM  
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2018-08-10 04:01:39 PM  
fell off and rotted away

Well what did you expect?
 
2018-08-10 04:01:49 PM  

Smidge204: The top 3 4 symptoms you should not ignore:

1) Rectal bleeding
2) Loss of height
3) Sudden blindness
4) Penis falling off

=Smidge=
/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYba​0m6ztE


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2018-08-10 04:02:10 PM  
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PATIENT: The unnamed man died 15 days later

When he ascends to heaven, as the helpful picture shows, will God/Shiva/ Buddha/ Allah give him a new willy?
 
2018-08-10 04:02:59 PM  
I'm terrified of this happening to me. That is why I check 2-4 times a day, and make sure that it's still firmly in place.
 
2018-08-10 04:03:56 PM  
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2018-08-10 04:05:34 PM  

SkylineRecords: I'm terrified of this happening to me. That is why I check 2-4 times a day, and make sure that it's still firmly in place.


Make sure you give it a good tug.
 
2018-08-10 04:06:53 PM  

Ambitwistor: [pbfcomics.com image 850x283]


Also:

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2018-08-10 04:10:45 PM  
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2018-08-10 04:11:57 PM  
Tests on the "residual penile stump" revealed the man had squamous cell carcinoma, a type of skin cancer.

Which, and I'm sure many of you are not aware of this, is caused by the friction generated by masturbating.
 
2018-08-10 04:13:10 PM  
I'm disappointed, Fark.

King Missile - Detachable Penis
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2018-08-10 04:13:32 PM  
My uncle sells these. I should tell him he's got a guaranteed sale!

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2018-08-10 04:15:43 PM  
Did he eat too much Gluten?
 
2018-08-10 04:16:55 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: My uncle sells these. I should tell him he's got a guaranteed sale!

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Who buys them?  How does that sale go?

"I'm looking for 4-wheel drive, and extra stigginit.  Also, I'd like the stigginit to cause me cancer."
 
2018-08-10 04:18:18 PM  
 
2018-08-10 04:19:28 PM  

hissatsu: I'm disappointed, Fark.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/byDiILrN​bM4]


But it's not retachable in this case

/'Cause he makes the best farking films
//He makes the best farking films
///I've ever seen in my life
////I farkin' love him
 
2018-08-10 04:26:54 PM  
This is why you never stick it in carcinogens...
 
2018-08-10 04:35:07 PM  
82 years old...... what was he using it for?
 
2018-08-10 04:35:25 PM  

Ambitwistor: Ambitwistor: [pbfcomics.com image 850x283]

Also:

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I think they have bigger immediate problems. For instance, that kid just turned his head and torso 180 degrees while keeping his legs in the same direction.
 
2018-08-10 04:35:33 PM  
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2018-08-10 04:40:14 PM  
the man died 15 days later.

GOOD!
 
2018-08-10 04:42:12 PM  
"penile auto-amputation"

I'll never forget that was the phrase I spelled wrong at my 4th-grade spelling bee.
 
2018-08-10 04:45:42 PM  

crispy pizza: "penile auto-amputation"

I'll never forget that was the phrase I spelled wrong at my 4th-grade spelling bee.


User name--if horribly and tragically misread--checks out.
 
2018-08-10 04:46:31 PM  

Mr. Magi: 82 years old...... what was he using it for?


It's a paperweight now.
 
2018-08-10 04:50:38 PM  
I've seen this happen in Grindhouse: Planet Terror.
 
2018-08-10 04:52:47 PM  
But wouldn't it rot first and thenfall off?
 
2018-08-10 04:55:50 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: But wouldn't it rot first and thenfall off?


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2018-08-10 05:03:51 PM  
Cancer.
DICK cancer.
/f*ck that noise
 
2018-08-10 05:14:02 PM  

rewind2846: Cancer.
DICK cancer.
/f*ck that noise


This
 
2018-08-10 05:20:04 PM  

hissatsu: I'm disappointed, Fark.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/byDiILrN​bM4]


Came for this... Well... phrasing!  Planned on posting if someone hadn't already.
 
2018-08-10 05:23:22 PM  
"Although doctors performed surgery to construct a catheter to allow him to wee"

They print an article about an ulcerated penis falling off, rotting, leading to death and they draw the line at printing "urinate?"
 
2018-08-10 05:24:48 PM  
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2018-08-10 05:25:22 PM  

SkylineRecords: I'm terrified of this happening to me. That is why I check 2-4 times a day, and make sure that it's still firmly in place.


I have hired a service that does that for me. Sure its expensive, but its far more convenient.
 
2018-08-10 05:25:34 PM  
Ran out of breath.

*breathes in*

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2018-08-10 05:26:10 PM  
Planet Terror (2007) Melting Scene HD
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\seriously NSFW.
 
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