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(The New York Times)   Germany facing a crisis of insurmountable proportions as it emerges the country's garden gnomes are in danger   ( nytimes.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Pankow district, Federal Small Garden, urban petty bourgeoisie, Berlin State Senate, small gardens, latest government crisis, long time Berlin, Pankow district administration  
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6 days ago  
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Doofenschmirtz is on the case.

/Bewege dich nicht!
 
6 days ago  
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Gnome Man's Land.
 
6 days ago  
It's not news...
 
6 days ago  
Poor guy/gal.
 
6 days ago  
German garden gnome?

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6 days ago  
Sometimes you have to destroy the garden gnomes to save them.

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Backstory: the bearded mad scientist was trying to make friends with the crotchety old general, who he had first known in an alternate future which had been prevented.  He did so by creating robotic garden gnomes and ninjas to spy on him, which he then used to save the general from being kidnapped by a mob boss who was using robotic cats to smuggle drugs to sentient colossal squids.

The gnomes were not faring well in the rescue, until the general took command.  And now that they're friends they hold wargames in their back yard.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
This aggression towards gnomes will not stand, man.
 
6 days ago  
something something cold dead hands
 
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Maybe there is a camp they could be sent to.
 
6 days ago  
Nobody gnomes what's really going on.
 
6 days ago  
It's not a garden gnome it's a hippy that accidentally cracked .
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
So the metrognomes are endangered?
 
6 days ago  
"I'll be stealing all the jockeys off the rich people's lawns, and before they wake up, I'll be gone...."
 
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6 days ago  
Must be nice to live in a country where that's a problem.

Meanwhile, in America....
/vomits
 
6 days ago  
Maybe at last our underpants will be safe.

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6 days ago  
If you don't shoot them in the head they will come back for you.
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6 days ago  
Wanted for questioning:

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GNOOOOOOOOOME!
 
6 days ago  
Probably blame Poland.
 
6 days ago  
I'm sure the country that doesn't let people buy groceries on Sunday will manage to outlaw putting peoples gardening project space to better use.
 
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