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(KVOA Tucson)   Pictures of you naked in the shower shouldn't be included in your real estate listing, even if you are a T-rex   ( kvoa.com) divider line
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2018-08-10 12:19:00 PM  
To be fair, pictures of me naked, anywhere, shouldn't be available, anywhere.

Nobody got stomach for that...
 
2018-08-10 04:53:34 PM  
What about if you just pounded someone and peed on their butt?
 
2018-08-10 06:22:35 PM  
3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.
 
2018-08-10 06:24:47 PM  
Fantastic landscaping!
 
2018-08-10 06:26:07 PM  
I love T.rexes, but i'm sick of that damn costume.   Some dude wore that to the office on Halloween like 3 years ago... It was momentarily funny, but i didn't expect it to become engrained in our culture.
 
2018-08-10 06:27:13 PM  

spongeboob: What about if you just pounded someone and peed on their butt?


why pull out? just go man.
 
2018-08-10 06:27:15 PM  
 
2018-08-10 06:27:43 PM  
It worked.
 
2018-08-10 06:27:50 PM  
Wasn't this a link a few days ago?
 
2018-08-10 06:28:01 PM  

T.rex: I love T.rexes, but i'm sick of that damn costume.   Some dude wore that to the office on Halloween like 3 years ago... It was momentarily funny, but i didn't expect it to become engrained in our culture.


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2018-08-10 06:31:47 PM  

T.rex: I love T.rexes, but i'm sick of that damn costume.


Saw three dudes skiing in them last winter...one of them had partially deflated and the dude in it was having a hard time.
 
2018-08-10 06:33:08 PM  
I gotta admit, I enjoyed those. I will say, however, that Master is way too small.
 
2018-08-10 06:33:10 PM  
What's this about naked Texans in the shower?
 
2018-08-10 06:33:50 PM  
I disagree subby. There are some T Rex's that definitely be seen naked in a shower...

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2018-08-10 06:38:38 PM  

UNC_Samurai: 3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.


Hey, if the bathroom can fit a damn T-Rex, then it would be solid for 3 bedrooms.

/House hunting currently.
//Nothing within reasonable distance is less than $1 Million
 
2018-08-10 06:47:06 PM  
That bunk bed/ceiling fan combinations seems like a terrible idea.

Also, it's nice to have my town on Fark for something positive for once.
 
2018-08-10 06:56:50 PM  

ng2810: UNC_Samurai: 3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.

Hey, if the bathroom can fit a damn T-Rex, then it would be solid for 3 bedrooms.

/House hunting currently.
//Nothing within reasonable distance is less than $1 Million


Sounds like you need to go to unreasonable lengths.
 
2018-08-10 07:03:36 PM  

SirSigsegV: That bunk bed/ceiling fan combinations seems like a terrible idea.


Meh. If you need bunk beds, you've got too many kids.

"Daddy, why is my name Darwin"?
 
2018-08-10 07:11:26 PM  

UNC_Samurai: 3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.


That's a 1.4 million dollar house in San Francisco.
 
2018-08-10 07:21:22 PM  

Radioactive Ass: UNC_Samurai: 3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.

That's a 1.4 million dollar house in San Francisco.


And $85,000 in Charleston, West Virginia.
 
2018-08-10 07:27:41 PM  
Why do they call her T-Rex?
 
2018-08-10 07:30:13 PM  

UNC_Samurai: 3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.


It's a pretty typical postwar boom era house for Tucson.  I've friends who live in a similar one a couple of miles away.
 
2018-08-10 07:40:16 PM  
Humping the dishwasher?
 
2018-08-10 07:48:13 PM  

SirSigsegV: That bunk bed/ceiling fan combinations seems like a terrible idea.

Also, it's nice to have my town on Fark for something positive for once.


Ditto.
 
2018-08-10 07:51:52 PM  

WyDave: UNC_Samurai: 3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.

It's a pretty typical postwar boom era house for Tucson.  I've friends who live in a similar one a couple of miles away.


Yup. I live in a house built in the early 50s, about 10 mins away from this guy. Being next to the airforce base probably means young postwar families.

Mine is a small 3 bed/2bath, newly remodeled, but the yardd front and back are ginormous.
 
2018-08-10 08:01:53 PM  

beezeltown: To be fair, pictures of me naked, anywhere, shouldn't be available, anywhere.


I can't find it right now but there is a picture of heavy set guy with a goatee in a black speedo holding up a car wash sign somewhere on the web that looks enough like me that I had to do a double take.  (My brother emailed it to me.  No idea what google search he found that on!)  I was worried that I was doing 'sleep-standing-with-a-sign-in-a-speed​o-ing' on Ambien.

Being a t-rex had to be terrible at shower time... you look down and realize that you'd really like to rub one out but your arms don't reach...
 
2018-08-10 08:13:40 PM  

HoratioGates: beezeltown: To be fair, pictures of me naked, anywhere, shouldn't be available, anywhere.

I can't find it right now but there is a picture of heavy set guy with a goatee in a black speedo holding up a car wash sign somewhere on the web that looks enough like me that I had to do a double take.  (My brother emailed it to me.  No idea what google search he found that on!)  I was worried that I was doing 'sleep-standing-with-a-sign-in-a-speed​o-ing' on Ambien.

Being a t-rex had to be terrible at shower time... you look down and realize that you'd really like to rub one out but your arms don't reach...


Use the tail. That's actually the origin of the reach around maneuver.
 
2018-08-10 08:25:29 PM  

jaytkay: http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.​c​om/

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Just wanted to come back here and say thanks for eating my evening!  That site is hilarious.  Now for one in turn:
https://www.thisoldhouse.com/tags/hom​e​-inspection-nightmares
 
2018-08-10 08:54:08 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:54:10 PM  

happydude45: Wasn't this a link a few days ago?


A few months and different article but same thing. We have a short attention span.
 
2018-08-10 09:23:43 PM  
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I see rolls of toilet paper in the foreground.  How would a t-rex even....nevermind.
 
2018-08-10 10:11:24 PM  

Radioactive Ass: UNC_Samurai: 3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.

That's a 1.4 million dollar house in San Francisco.


which is why i am glad to live in the midwest.
 
2018-08-10 11:18:24 PM  

ng2810: UNC_Samurai: 3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.

Hey, if the bathroom can fit a damn T-Rex, then it would be solid for 3 bedrooms.

/House hunting currently.
//Nothing within reasonable distance is less than $1 Million


Which coast?
 
2018-08-10 11:30:04 PM  

HoratioGates: beezeltown: To be fair, pictures of me naked, anywhere, shouldn't be available, anywhere.

I can't find it right now but there is a picture of heavy set guy with a goatee in a black speedo holding up a car wash sign somewhere on the web that looks enough like me that I had to do a double take.  (My brother emailed it to me.  No idea what google search he found that on!)  I was worried that I was doing 'sleep-standing-with-a-sign-in-a-speed​o-ing' on Ambien.

Being a t-rex had to be terrible at shower time... you look down and realize that you'd really like to rub one out but your arms don't reach...


CSB: One of my fraternity brothers was born with FAS. He had no left arm and a right arm that ended at the elbow (he also had one leg that was way shorter and he wore a prosthetic lower leg that his foot sort of slipped into. FAS is a motherfarker) pledge name was Asshole. The reason was that during the first rush party, somebody (probably Collin) straight up asked the dude how he jerked off (less than five minutes after meeting him, mind you)

He smiled and said "I just guilt women into blowing me" and left the party that night with a not unattractive hippie chick who dated him for like 6 months after that, until he cheated on her. Twice.
 
2018-08-11 07:30:43 AM  

spongeboob: What about if you just pounded someone and peed on their butt?


Mr. President?
 
2018-08-11 08:12:12 AM  

Rattrap007: Radioactive Ass: UNC_Samurai: 3 bedrooms, just one bathroom? And it's tiny?  $165k is generous, and a pox on the guy who designed it.

That's a 1.4 million dollar house in San Francisco.

which is why i am glad to live in the midwest.


It would be a $125,000 house where I live in NYS.
 
2018-08-11 11:50:58 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: [img.fark.net image 334x251]


I am both conflicted and aroused after viewing this gif.
 
2018-08-11 07:16:22 PM  
Hmm, so someone's been reading Something Positive?

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