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(Telegraph)   Third earthquake on Indonesian island of Lombok in a week causes death tool to rise over 300   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: News, Indonesia, northern Lombok, agency spokesman Sutopo, official death toll, relief agencies, Lading Lading village, devastating 6.9-magnitude earthquake, spokesman Yusuf Latif  
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3 days ago  
21 votes:
That's what I call my penis, Death Tool
3 days ago  
17 votes:

FitzShivering: Death tool?


Death too...dammit.

Cormee: That's what I call my penis, Death Tool


Actually Death Tool is what I call my...dammit!

AxL sANe: Death Tool is the name of my Tool/Megadeth cover band.


Death Tool is the name of...DAMMIT!

Screw you all, I'm going...anywhere but that island.
3 days ago  
15 votes:
Death tool?
3 days ago  
10 votes:
death tool
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3 days ago  
7 votes:
Death Tool is the name of my Tool/Megadeth cover band.
3 days ago  
5 votes:
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3 days ago  
5 votes:
Death tool?
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3 days ago  
4 votes:
anyone pointed out *death tool* yet?
3 days ago  
3 votes:

Cormee: That's what I call my penis, Death Tool


"My Penis, Death Tool" is the name of my Alvin and the Chipmunks cover band.
3 days ago  
3 votes:

Jaicu: So it rose over 300 whats?


Death tool is an obscure Dragon Ball Z character. Subby is talking about his power level. It's now over 300.

Long way to go before he goes over 9000 tho.
3 days ago  
2 votes:

Resident Muslim: This is madness.


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THIS IS DEATH TOOL!

*cue explosions*
3 days ago  
2 votes:

AxL sANe: Death Tool is the name of my Tool/Megadeth cover band.


No, it's the name of my Johnny Cash/Ace of Base mashup show
3 days ago  
2 votes:
So it rose over 300 whats?
3 days ago  
1 vote:
Lombok?  Pah.  Ongbak is responsible for many more deaths than that.
3 days ago  
1 vote:
Death Tool For Cattie?
3 days ago  
1 vote:
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3 days ago  
1 vote:
What a Death Tool might look like.

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3 days ago  
1 vote:

metamax: This text is now purple: mr_fulano: The place is cursed

It's the Ring of Fire. It comes with the territory.

I thought that only came after Taco Bell.

Preparation H is there:
Johnny Cash 'Ring of Fire' Preparation H Commercial
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3 days ago  
1 vote:

This text is now purple: mr_fulano: The place is cursed

It's the Ring of Fire. It comes with the territory.


I thought that only came after Taco Bell.
 
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