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(Telegraph)   Third earthquake on Indonesian island of Lombok in a week causes death tool to rise over 300   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: News, Indonesia, northern Lombok, agency spokesman Sutopo, official death toll, relief agencies, Lading Lading village, devastating 6.9-magnitude earthquake, spokesman Yusuf Latif  
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5 days ago  
Death tool?
 
5 days ago  
The place is cursed
 
5 days ago  
That's what I call my penis, Death Tool
 
5 days ago  

mr_fulano: The place is cursed


It's the Ring of Fire. It comes with the territory.
 
5 days ago  
Death Tool is the name of my Tool/Megadeth cover band.
 
5 days ago  
Not here. Who cares.
 
5 days ago  
Death tool?
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5 days ago  

FitzShivering: Death tool?


Death too...dammit.

Cormee: That's what I call my penis, Death Tool


Actually Death Tool is what I call my...dammit!

AxL sANe: Death Tool is the name of my Tool/Megadeth cover band.


Death Tool is the name of...DAMMIT!

Screw you all, I'm going...anywhere but that island.
 
5 days ago  
An earthquake can indeed be described as a death tool.
 
5 days ago  
Those 300 need to move before it drops on them, being a death tool, it might kill em.
 
5 days ago  
So it rose over 300 whats?
 
5 days ago  
death tool
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5 days ago  

Jaicu: So it rose over 300 whats?


Death tool is an obscure Dragon Ball Z character. Subby is talking about his power level. It's now over 300.

Long way to go before he goes over 9000 tho.
 
5 days ago  

Cormee: That's what I call my penis, Death Tool


"My Penis, Death Tool" is the name of my Alvin and the Chipmunks cover band.
 
5 days ago  
anyone pointed out *death tool* yet?
 
5 days ago  

AxL sANe: Death Tool is the name of my Tool/Megadeth cover band.


No, it's the name of my Johnny Cash/Ace of Base mashup show
 
5 days ago  
That many earthquakes on a volcanic island...I hope people are evacuating now.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Someone forget to sacrifice a virgin?
 
5 days ago  
Death Tool?!
This is madness.
 
5 days ago  

This text is now purple: mr_fulano: The place is cursed

It's the Ring of Fire. It comes with the territory.


I thought that only came after Taco Bell.
 
5 days ago  

metamax: This text is now purple: mr_fulano: The place is cursed

It's the Ring of Fire. It comes with the territory.

I thought that only came after Taco Bell.

Preparation H is there:
Johnny Cash 'Ring of Fire' Preparation H Commercial
Youtube 3g5cdpe1it8
 
5 days ago  
Death tool, huh? Add that to great moments in needing to slow down and double-check your work.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
That's impressive.  Mine can only get up to about 7 3/4.
 
5 days ago  
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Yeah, that thing shows zero signs of catastrophic eruption.. nope - all clear here.
 
5 days ago  

Drakuun: [img.fark.net image 624x302]

Yeah, that thing shows zero signs of catastrophic eruption.. nope - all clear here.


It looks like it had an episiotomy.
 
5 days ago  
What a Death Tool might look like.

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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Best. Headline. Typo. EVER!

/modmins, please...DO NOT FIX THIS!
 
5 days ago  

Prevailing Wind: Drakuun: [img.fark.net image 624x302]

Yeah, that thing shows zero signs of catastrophic eruption.. nope - all clear here.

It looks like it had an episiotomy.


The scenic summit of Roast Beef Mountain.
 
5 days ago  
Death Tool For Cattie?
 
Oak
5 days ago  
Cutie's gotta use something to fix the Cab.
 
5 days ago  
Will someone please tell Donny that button doesn't dispense candy.
 
5 days ago  
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Wanted for questioning...
 
5 days ago  

Drakuun: [img.fark.net image 624x302]

Yeah, that thing shows zero signs of catastrophic eruption.. nope - all clear here.


There has been a lot of activity in the short stretch from Yogyakarta to Lombok in the past few years. And the two most massive volcanic eruptions (by far) in the past 200-ish years were in the same line, just a little farther to the east and west.
 
5 days ago  

Resident Muslim: This is madness.


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THIS IS DEATH TOOL!

*cue explosions*
 
5 days ago  
Lombok?  Pah.  Ongbak is responsible for many more deaths than that.
 
5 days ago  

This text is now purple: mr_fulano: The place is cursed

It's the Ring of Fire. It comes with the territory.


Some Death Tools are so large that they can cause you to suffer from a Ring of Fire

///so I've heard
 
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