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(Fox News)   Add "roofers with circular saws" to "dynamite monkeys" on the list of individuals you should not taunt   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Scary, circular saw, St. Louis, Missouri, Common carotid artery, Navarro, Internal jugular vein, St. Louis, St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Saw  
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2018-08-10 09:39:30 AM  
13 votes:

Private_Citizen: Circular saws are no joke. If it will cut through a 3" thick slab of white oak, it won't even notice making contact with a soft bag of mostly water.


Yeah, an attack like this requires very little Skil.
2018-08-10 09:10:38 AM  
13 votes:
I used to know a very jealous woman roofing contractor who had chased her boyfriend up a ladder at a jobsite with a chainsaw. He pulled the ladder up after him, but then she started to cut the house into pieces. Fortunately the sheriff deputies were in the area and saved the man
She wasn't a bad woman, just unlucky in love. We dated for a brief while until she followed me into a bar and caught me talking with this cute blonde. Roofer came from our of nowhere and threw a punch so hard that she knocked the blonde up our of her seat and over the bar. That was how the roofer met my cousin Stephanie
2018-08-10 09:05:00 AM  
13 votes:
poor guy never saw it coming
2018-08-10 09:54:32 AM  
9 votes:

kdawg7736: What's next in not to taunt? Angry protestors? Nuns with guns? Drew?


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2018-08-10 10:12:07 AM  
8 votes:

Ker_Thwap: Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)

That's a donkey brain problem not a weed problem.

I'll need to see the Donkey Brain Exoneration Certificate.


Here ya go:
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2018-08-10 08:56:35 AM  
8 votes:
"I just feel sad," Maria Valle, a sister of Valle-Flores, told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "(Navarro's) reaction comes from where? It comes from evil."

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2018-08-10 09:21:09 AM  
6 votes:

dittybopper: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Well, that's how Fark works, doesn't it?  You say something stupid and assholish, you get called on it, and then you say "It was a joke".


That's why he said "right away": you say that before you get called on it, you imbecile.

/just kidding
2018-08-10 09:06:01 AM  
6 votes:
I hope they were done applying the sealant before that happens. Otherwise, the owners are gonna get some drip inside the house.
2018-08-10 10:07:27 AM  
5 votes:
Dammit, I need my roof done and the conversation here has got me farking terrified.
2018-08-10 09:21:10 AM  
5 votes:
Comments, Ray, etc.

The Latinos (Indians) are a vicious race of people, who because of the poverty stricken areas of the world that they come from have a mentality that cheapens the value of life. It harkens back to the time of Mayan and Aztec human sacrifice. That lineage coupled with an uneducated mind makes them capable of anything. I'm not speaking of painting all Latinos with a broad brush or any other race for that matter because there is always good and bad people wherever you find them.

Well at least they're not painting with a broad brush. Thought it was more like a bucket.
2018-08-10 02:35:28 PM  
4 votes:
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All joking aside, I once dated a Mexican import who was racist as all hell against Mexican men. She explained it to me that they're romantic until shiat gets real (her exact words). Her Dad spoke perfect English and filled me in on the story about her exes being complete assholes in private. Her Mom had tried to express her disdain, but lacked the English words so it came out in the most colorful Spanglish I've ever heard. I feel fortunate to have been able to understand her. I learned maybe a quarter of the Spanish words and over half of the grammar I know from LatinaLover's Mom.

/ It's not every day a Mexican girl has blue eyes. I miss her.
// Actually, she just got divorced. Hmm..
2018-08-10 11:18:36 AM  
4 votes:

Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)

That's a donkey brain problem not a weed problem.

I'll need to see the Donkey Brain Exoneration Certificate.

Here ya go:
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2018-08-10 09:11:03 AM  
4 votes:
He claims he was being drugged to work more:
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2018-08-10 08:57:42 AM  
4 votes:
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2018-08-10 10:08:53 AM  
3 votes:

dragonchild: Dammit, I need my roof done and the conversation here has got me farking terrified.


Make sure your gutters are in good shape so the blood won't streak your siding.
Ant
2018-08-10 10:04:53 AM  
3 votes:

skylabdown: Just another young, hardworking American boy from St. Louis meeting his end at the business end of a circular saw.   No hay palabras, indeed.


Shouldn't you be on the Fox News web comment board about now?
2018-08-10 10:02:57 AM  
3 votes:

Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)

That's a donkey brain problem not a weed problem.


I'll need to see the Donkey Brain Exoneration Certificate.
2018-08-10 09:56:31 AM  
3 votes:

starlost: poor guy never saw it coming


Linear thinking.  It was obviously  a vicious circle kind of thing.
2018-08-10 09:21:56 AM  
3 votes:
Add murders on your roof to the list of reasons not to hire storm chasing roofers to redo your roof after a hailstorm.
2018-08-10 09:15:15 AM  
3 votes:
I bet he used a rip blade over a cross-cut.
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2018-08-10 01:41:13 PM  
2 votes:

Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Col. Gathers: www.donkeybrained.com

Well, that ruined my little moment, where I thought I was interacting with one of Farks photoshopped genius'es.

I used to do graphic design for screen printing, but I can't take credit where it isn't due. Sorry. But now you can get your own!


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2018-08-10 09:30:23 AM  
2 votes:
Saw what you did there.
2018-08-10 09:14:52 AM  
2 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.


Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)
2018-08-10 08:58:07 AM  
2 votes:
Make sure you use the zero-point energy gun to throw them.

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2018-08-10 09:38:28 PM  
1 vote:
Generally speaking, you really shouldn't be taunting anyone with power tools. Or tools in general, for that matter.

I mean, forget circular saws or power drills or hammers or whatever. I got a tool that drives nails into cement/concrete/assorted masonry using a (blank or specially designed) .22 cartridge. You want to taunt me if I got that in my hands?
2018-08-10 04:35:09 PM  
1 vote:
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yo-yo saw was in the other toolbox...
2018-08-10 04:29:24 PM  
1 vote:

Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)

That's a donkey brain problem not a weed problem.

I'll need to see the Donkey Brain Exoneration Certificate.

Here ya go:
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That is ... outstanding!

Since I'm feeling gregarious today, enjoy:

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2018-08-10 03:45:56 PM  
1 vote:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Never mess with iron workers or roofers, especially if they are union.


HEY!  I resemble that demographic, no dissing steelworkers.  If you know what's good for ya.
2018-08-10 01:21:45 PM  
1 vote:

Col. Gathers: www.donkeybrained.com


Well, that ruined my little moment, where I thought I was interacting with one of Farks photoshopped genius'es.
2018-08-10 12:43:12 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-08-10 10:21:19 AM  
1 vote:

fappomatic: Make sure your gutters are in good shape so the blood won't streak your siding.

Gutters should be fine.  I just want the roof properly sealed before they go all The Good, The Bad and The Ugly on each other.
2018-08-10 10:08:19 AM  
1 vote:
roc6783:
A. Roofers are universally crazy, siders are farking nuts, and window installers arr mostly insane.  I sell materials to these people every day.  They are all psychotics, liars, and scammers.  A very small few of them too good work too.

This. I did, too... for way too long. Changed careers and now I'm in IT. Funny thing. Mainframe operators are universally crazy. Sys admins are narking futs and desktop support staff don't live in the same universe as the rest of us.

I should've stayed in building products. At least I'd get outdoors more.
2018-08-10 09:57:53 AM  
1 vote:

Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)


That's a donkey brain problem not a weed problem.
2018-08-10 09:52:05 AM  
1 vote:
What's next in not to taunt? Angry protestors? Nuns with guns? Drew?
2018-08-10 09:50:35 AM  
1 vote:

Ker_Thwap: Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)


I used to be a carpenter in St. Louis.  Construction workers talk shiat on each other all day long.  Obviously you don't punch down and don't hit people where they're insecure *eg if a fat guy isn't comfortable with his weight you don't make fun of him for it*.  It's just part of the culture and a way to pass time.  The people that don't talk shiat back are off limits and if they're not laughing at your insults move on to another category etc...

As for the drugs part, I suspect uppers, not pot.  I wasn't in residential construction for long, but pretty much everybody I dealt with that came over to commercial later in their careers had at least one story of a foreman making coke or meth available to their workers.

I suspect this was a lunatic who took offense at the occasional joke at his expense after doing a bunch of meth on his first break.  It's an educated guess based on my experience as a construction worker in the area... and, ya know, the fact that he went at a coworkers face with a circular saw.
2018-08-10 09:50:25 AM  
1 vote:
Just another young, hardworking American boy from St. Louis meeting his end at the business end of a circular saw.   No hay palabras, indeed.
2018-08-10 09:12:48 AM  
1 vote:

Coelacanth: I used to know a very jealous woman roofing contractor who had chased her boyfriend up a ladder at a jobsite with a chainsaw. He pulled the ladder up after him, but then she started to cut the house into pieces. Fortunately the sheriff deputies were in the area and saved the man
She wasn't a bad woman, just unlucky in love. We dated for a brief while until she followed me into a bar and caught me talking with this cute blonde. Roofer came from our of nowhere and threw a punch so hard that she knocked the blonde up our of her seat and over the bar. That was how the roofer met my cousin Stephanie


Da fark
2018-08-10 09:07:25 AM  
1 vote:

starlost: poor guy never saw it coming


BOOOOOOOOO!

Take your funny and get out
2018-08-10 09:01:27 AM  
1 vote:
The roofers I worked with back in the day we're all crazy.  Handing them a circular saw is just bad craftsmanship.
2018-08-10 08:55:22 AM  
1 vote:
OJ taking notes ...
2018-08-10 08:52:24 AM  
1 vote:
Welp  that made me cringe.

Thats enough internet for the day JPEG
2018-08-10 08:08:57 AM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.


Well, that's how Fark works, doesn't it?  You say something stupid and assholish, you get called on it, and then you say "It was a joke".
2018-08-10 07:34:23 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.
 
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