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2018-08-10 07:34:23 AM  
I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.
 
2018-08-10 08:08:57 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.


Well, that's how Fark works, doesn't it?  You say something stupid and assholish, you get called on it, and then you say "It was a joke".
 
2018-08-10 08:22:39 AM  
jugular vein and carotid artery were both sliced.

Well, at least he was thorough.  O.o
 
2018-08-10 08:52:24 AM  
Welp  that made me cringe.

Thats enough internet for the day JPEG
 
2018-08-10 08:55:22 AM  
OJ taking notes ...
 
2018-08-10 08:56:35 AM  
"I just feel sad," Maria Valle, a sister of Valle-Flores, told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "(Navarro's) reaction comes from where? It comes from evil."

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2018-08-10 08:57:42 AM  
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2018-08-10 08:58:07 AM  
Make sure you use the zero-point energy gun to throw them.

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2018-08-10 09:01:27 AM  
The roofers I worked with back in the day we're all crazy.  Handing them a circular saw is just bad craftsmanship.
 
2018-08-10 09:05:00 AM  
poor guy never saw it coming
 
2018-08-10 09:06:01 AM  
I hope they were done applying the sealant before that happens. Otherwise, the owners are gonna get some drip inside the house.
 
2018-08-10 09:07:25 AM  

starlost: poor guy never saw it coming


BOOOOOOOOO!

Take your funny and get out
 
2018-08-10 09:09:40 AM  
FTFA: He was being held in Pierce County Jail on $50,000 bond.

given the nature of his crime how about holding this nutbag without bail judge.
 
2018-08-10 09:10:38 AM  
I used to know a very jealous woman roofing contractor who had chased her boyfriend up a ladder at a jobsite with a chainsaw. He pulled the ladder up after him, but then she started to cut the house into pieces. Fortunately the sheriff deputies were in the area and saved the man
She wasn't a bad woman, just unlucky in love. We dated for a brief while until she followed me into a bar and caught me talking with this cute blonde. Roofer came from our of nowhere and threw a punch so hard that she knocked the blonde up our of her seat and over the bar. That was how the roofer met my cousin Stephanie
 
2018-08-10 09:11:03 AM  
He claims he was being drugged to work more:
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2018-08-10 09:12:48 AM  

Coelacanth: I used to know a very jealous woman roofing contractor who had chased her boyfriend up a ladder at a jobsite with a chainsaw. He pulled the ladder up after him, but then she started to cut the house into pieces. Fortunately the sheriff deputies were in the area and saved the man
She wasn't a bad woman, just unlucky in love. We dated for a brief while until she followed me into a bar and caught me talking with this cute blonde. Roofer came from our of nowhere and threw a punch so hard that she knocked the blonde up our of her seat and over the bar. That was how the roofer met my cousin Stephanie


Da fark
 
2018-08-10 09:13:48 AM  

Coelacanth: I used to know a very jealous woman roofing contractor who had chased her boyfriend up a ladder at a jobsite with a chainsaw. He pulled the ladder up after him, but then she started to cut the house into pieces. Fortunately the sheriff deputies were in the area and saved the man
She wasn't a bad woman, just unlucky in love. We dated for a brief while until she followed me into a bar and caught me talking with this cute blonde. Roofer came from our of nowhere and threw a punch so hard that she knocked the blonde up our of her seat and over the bar. That was how the roofer met my cousin Stephanie


Hence the rule about dicks and crazy.
 
2018-08-10 09:14:51 AM  
Do not read the comments. Typical Fox deplorables.
 
2018-08-10 09:14:52 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.


Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)
 
2018-08-10 09:15:15 AM  
I bet he used a rip blade over a cross-cut.
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2018-08-10 09:18:16 AM  

Farking Canuck: Do not read the comments. Typical Fox deplorables.


Yeah, I immediately searched for the story on a news site.  Rather than deal with the "Latin" last name = all immigrants are stone cold killers looking to kill your and your loved ones" derp.
 
2018-08-10 09:19:20 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Farking Canuck: Do not read the comments. Typical Fox deplorables.

Yeah, I immediately searched for the story on a news site.  Rather than deal with the "Latin" last name = all immigrants are stone cold killers looking to kill your and your loved ones" derp.


Its probably the only reason the article landed on fox in the first place.
 
2018-08-10 09:21:09 AM  

dittybopper: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Well, that's how Fark works, doesn't it?  You say something stupid and assholish, you get called on it, and then you say "It was a joke".


That's why he said "right away": you say that before you get called on it, you imbecile.

/just kidding
 
2018-08-10 09:21:10 AM  
Comments, Ray, etc.

The Latinos (Indians) are a vicious race of people, who because of the poverty stricken areas of the world that they come from have a mentality that cheapens the value of life. It harkens back to the time of Mayan and Aztec human sacrifice. That lineage coupled with an uneducated mind makes them capable of anything. I'm not speaking of painting all Latinos with a broad brush or any other race for that matter because there is always good and bad people wherever you find them.

Well at least they're not painting with a broad brush. Thought it was more like a bucket.
 
2018-08-10 09:21:56 AM  
Add murders on your roof to the list of reasons not to hire storm chasing roofers to redo your roof after a hailstorm.
 
2018-08-10 09:25:53 AM  
Circular saws are no joke. If it will cut through a 3" thick slab of white oak, it won't even notice making contact with a soft bag of mostly water.
 
2018-08-10 09:30:23 AM  
Saw what you did there.
 
2018-08-10 09:30:47 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)


FTFA:
Navarro, who along with Valles-Flores were from St. Louis, told police he was angry about being teased for "not feeling right" after having sex, wasn't getting paid, and believed he was being drugged to work more. Police said there was no apparent argument leading up to the attack.


Marijuana doesn't make you want to work more. This has meth and brojob regret all over it. :(
 
2018-08-10 09:34:16 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)


A. Roofers are universally crazy, siders are farking nuts, and window installers arr mostly insane.  I sell materials to these people every day.  They are all psychotics, liars, and scammers.  A very small few of them too good work too.

B. He's not being drugged with weed only, he's being given meth or some other stimulant to work faster and longer. Drug abuse is rampant in the trades due to long hours and the physical toll it takes on your body.  Weed is probably for pain relief as roofing destroys your body.
 
2018-08-10 09:38:35 AM  

Brainsick: Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)

FTFA:
Navarro, who along with Valles-Flores were from St. Louis, told police he was angry about being teased for "not feeling right" after having sex, wasn't getting paid, and believed he was being drugged to work more. Police said there was no apparent argument leading up to the attack.

Marijuana doesn't make you want to work more. This has meth and brojob regret all over it. :(


No, but it makes you hate work less and cope with a repetitive boring job.  It's all speculation on our part anyway.
 
2018-08-10 09:39:30 AM  

Private_Citizen: Circular saws are no joke. If it will cut through a 3" thick slab of white oak, it won't even notice making contact with a soft bag of mostly water.


Yeah, an attack like this requires very little Skil.
 
2018-08-10 09:49:51 AM  

hissatsu: Comments, Ray, etc.

The Latinos (Indians) are a vicious race of people, who because of the poverty stricken areas of the world that they come from have a mentality that cheapens the value of life. It harkens back to the time of Mayan and Aztec human sacrifice. That lineage coupled with an uneducated mind makes them capable of anything. I'm not speaking of painting all Latinos with a broad brush or any other race for that matter because there is always good and bad people wherever you find them.

Well at least they're not painting with a broad brush. Thought it was more like a bucket.


I'm pretty certain that's one of you guys here from Fark.
 
2018-08-10 09:50:35 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)


I used to be a carpenter in St. Louis.  Construction workers talk shiat on each other all day long.  Obviously you don't punch down and don't hit people where they're insecure *eg if a fat guy isn't comfortable with his weight you don't make fun of him for it*.  It's just part of the culture and a way to pass time.  The people that don't talk shiat back are off limits and if they're not laughing at your insults move on to another category etc...

As for the drugs part, I suspect uppers, not pot.  I wasn't in residential construction for long, but pretty much everybody I dealt with that came over to commercial later in their careers had at least one story of a foreman making coke or meth available to their workers.

I suspect this was a lunatic who took offense at the occasional joke at his expense after doing a bunch of meth on his first break.  It's an educated guess based on my experience as a construction worker in the area... and, ya know, the fact that he went at a coworkers face with a circular saw.
 
2018-08-10 09:52:05 AM  
What's next in not to taunt? Angry protestors? Nuns with guns? Drew?
 
2018-08-10 09:54:32 AM  

kdawg7736: What's next in not to taunt? Angry protestors? Nuns with guns? Drew?


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Here's a handy guide for your reference.
 
2018-08-10 09:56:09 AM  
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2018-08-10 09:56:29 AM  

Farking Canuck: Do not read the comments. Typical Fox deplorables.


I was curious why, aside from the gruesome nature, this would make front page news on fox.....

*reads article*

Oh Mexicans, that's why.
 
2018-08-10 09:56:31 AM  

starlost: poor guy never saw it coming


Linear thinking.  It was obviously  a vicious circle kind of thing.
 
2018-08-10 09:57:53 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)


That's a donkey brain problem not a weed problem.
 
2018-08-10 09:59:07 AM  

electricjebus: Ker_Thwap: Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)

I used to be a carpenter in St. Louis.  Construction workers talk shiat on each other all day long.  Obviously you don't punch down and don't hit people where they're insecure *eg if a fat guy isn't comfortable with his weight you don't make fun of him for it*.  It's just part of the culture and a way to pass time.  The people that don't talk shiat back are off limits and if they're not laughing at your insults move on to another category etc...

As for the drugs part, I suspect uppers, not pot.  I wasn't in residential construction for long, but pretty much everybody I dealt with that came over to commercial later in their careers had at least one story of a foreman making coke or meth available to their workers.

I suspect this was a lunatic who took offense at the occasional joke at his expense after doing a bunch of meth on his first break.  It's an educated guess based on my experience as a construction worker in the area... and, ya know, the fact that he went at a coworkers face with a circular saw.


I was only an unpaid construction worker, helping my buddy build a top floor on his house, renovating my ancient house.  Apparently the chosen drugs have changed since those days.  Thanks.
 
Ant
2018-08-10 09:59:56 AM  

Farking Canuck: Do not read the comments. Typical Fox deplorables.


At least they're consistent in their deplorability. The only things certain in life are death, taxes, and the shiattiness of Fox News web comments.
 
2018-08-10 10:02:57 AM  

Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)

That's a donkey brain problem not a weed problem.


I'll need to see the Donkey Brain Exoneration Certificate.
 
Ant
2018-08-10 10:04:53 AM  

skylabdown: Just another young, hardworking American boy from St. Louis meeting his end at the business end of a circular saw.   No hay palabras, indeed.


Shouldn't you be on the Fox News web comment board about now?
 
2018-08-10 10:07:27 AM  
Dammit, I need my roof done and the conversation here has got me farking terrified.
 
2018-08-10 10:08:19 AM  
roc6783:
A. Roofers are universally crazy, siders are farking nuts, and window installers arr mostly insane.  I sell materials to these people every day.  They are all psychotics, liars, and scammers.  A very small few of them too good work too.

This. I did, too... for way too long. Changed careers and now I'm in IT. Funny thing. Mainframe operators are universally crazy. Sys admins are narking futs and desktop support staff don't live in the same universe as the rest of us.

I should've stayed in building products. At least I'd get outdoors more.
 
2018-08-10 10:08:53 AM  

dragonchild: Dammit, I need my roof done and the conversation here has got me farking terrified.


Make sure your gutters are in good shape so the blood won't streak your siding.
 
2018-08-10 10:11:56 AM  
Never mess with iron workers or roofers, especially if they are union.
 
2018-08-10 10:12:07 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)

That's a donkey brain problem not a weed problem.

I'll need to see the Donkey Brain Exoneration Certificate.


Here ya go:
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2018-08-10 10:14:29 AM  

Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Col. Gathers: Ker_Thwap: Tr0mBoNe: I'm sure you can taunt the ones that are high as a kite as long as you say "oh, just kidding buddy" right away.

Mentally ill man is mentally ill.  Psychosis is real.  Don't taunt people driving a 4,000 pound car, don't taunt people with guns, don't taunt people then hand them your circular saw.

He pbviously wasn't being drugged "to work more," but getting high at lunch is likely part of the job site culture. There are links between psychosis and weed.  It's unclear if psychotics gravitate towards weed, or weed has some likelihood of causing psychotic episodes in certain people.  Either way, it's probably best not to taunt stoners and then hand them a circular saw.

No, I'm not trying to cause a devil weed scare, it's just something that concerns me personally, because a family member is having a problem with an ex boyfriend who replaced his meds with weed, and is having psychotic episodes.  He's convinced that she killed his cat (the cat is alive.)

That's a donkey brain problem not a weed problem.

I'll need to see the Donkey Brain Exoneration Certificate.

Here ya go:
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That is ... outstanding!
 
2018-08-10 10:21:19 AM  

fappomatic: Make sure your gutters are in good shape so the blood won't streak your siding.

Gutters should be fine.  I just want the roof properly sealed before they go all The Good, The Bad and The Ugly on each other.
 
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