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(News.com.au)   Never leave your $400k Mercedes on the street after scorning a woman who likes to swing baseball bats   ( news.com.au) divider line
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5692 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2018 at 9:50 AM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-08-10 08:13:33 AM  
Well, I guess that's just what happens when you find a stranger in the alps
 
2018-08-10 08:32:02 AM  
I'll get the lights.
 
2018-08-10 09:40:40 AM  
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
 
2018-08-10 09:45:43 AM  
No matter how hot a woman in her low 20's is, if she is willing to date a guy that can easily afford a $400K car, she needs to be aware that there will be a high probability he will cheat on her. I wonder if she would have date him if he made $70K a year?
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2018-08-10 09:50:58 AM  

hugram: No matter how hot a woman in her low 20's is, if she is willing to date a guy that can easily afford a $400K car, she needs to be aware that there will be a high probability he will cheat on her. I wonder if she would have date him if he made $70K a year?
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And I just want to add that I'm not 'pro-cheat', or that she deserved to be cheated on, etc. I'm just saying that a guy like him will have many women interested in him... just like she was interested in him.
 
2018-08-10 09:52:02 AM  
I dont see any dents or broken windows... just spray paint.

Did she miss?
 
2018-08-10 09:53:15 AM  

hugram: hugram: No matter how hot a woman in her low 20's is, if she is willing to date a guy that can easily afford a $400K car, she needs to be aware that there will be a high probability he will cheat on her. I wonder if she would have date him if he made $70K a year?
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And I just want to add that I'm not 'pro-cheat', or that she deserved to be cheated on, etc. I'm just saying that a guy like him will have many women interested in him... just like she was interested in him.


Live by the sword...

I'm a guy.  If he cheated on her, he understood the risks.
"Hell hath no fury..."  is not just a saying.
 
2018-08-10 09:53:30 AM  
it's been done....

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2018-08-10 09:54:34 AM  
Man whore?

That's a compliment in many places.
 
2018-08-10 09:56:16 AM  
Meanwhile the $400k Mercedes I was dating found out I had a human woman on the side and ran her down.
 
2018-08-10 09:56:18 AM  

chewd: I dont see any dents or broken windows... just spray paint.

Did she miss?


FTFA - Passenger side mirror
 
2018-08-10 09:56:20 AM  
This is why I keep a $200,000 beater in the garage.  For when I need to run unpleasant errands in the bad part of town.  Newb.
 
2018-08-10 09:56:36 AM  
BTW, $410,000 Australian is a few pennies shy of $300,000 US.  Still a lot though.
 
2018-08-10 09:57:55 AM  
Meh, she should have known.  Mercedes are pricey, those that go on to buy a AMG Mercedes are jackholes, she should have known.  It's a $30,000 badge.
 
2018-08-10 09:58:16 AM  
Reminds me of two kids who swung bats at each other in elementary school. It was almost like Celebrity Deathmatch.
 
2018-08-10 09:58:23 AM  
The price confused me until I realized it was in aussie dollars. It's only about 170k in the United States. Still a lot of money though.
 
2018-08-10 09:59:15 AM  
Wait ... they have baseball bats in Australia?
 
2018-08-10 10:01:20 AM  

hugram: No matter how hot a woman in her low 20's is, if she is willing to date a guy that can easily afford a $400K car, she needs to be aware that there will be a high probability he will cheat on her. I wonder if she would have date him if he made $70K a year?
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I wish I made $70K a year....
 
2018-08-10 10:02:49 AM  
Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats
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2018-08-10 10:05:48 AM  
I was confused at first but then I saw it was in Canadian dollars which is on like 90£
 
2018-08-10 10:08:42 AM  

hugram: hugram: No matter how hot a woman in her low 20's is, if she is willing to date a guy that can easily afford a $400K car, she needs to be aware that there will be a high probability he will cheat on her. I wonder if she would have date him if he made $70K a year?
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And I just want to add that I'm not 'pro-cheat', or that she deserved to be cheated on, etc. I'm just saying that a guy like him will have many women interested in him... just like she was interested in him.


Just because there are other women interested doesn't mean you have to return their affections.
 
2018-08-10 10:11:20 AM  

Hebjamn: Wait ... they have baseball bats in Australia?


Ya mate. They roam around the prairie land, if you aren't keeping a wary eye they'll come outta nowhere and strike.  Crikey.
 
2018-08-10 10:12:13 AM  
Woohoo! My home town makes Fark!

Ostentatious displays of wealth (especially from nouveau riche) aren't looked upon fondly here, so there's a significant amount of schaudenfreude going on, so much so that I've run out of English words to describe the situation.
 
2018-08-10 10:13:12 AM  

IDisposable: Just because there are other women interested doesn't mean you have to return their affections.


The fact that she vandalized his car is an indication that leaving her was a good decision.

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2018-08-10 10:13:21 AM  

Cdr.Murdock: hugram: No matter how hot a woman in her low 20's is, if she is willing to date a guy that can easily afford a $400K car, she needs to be aware that there will be a high probability he will cheat on her. I wonder if she would have date him if he made $70K a year?
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I wish I made $70K a year....


What steps are you taking to make it happen?  Are you learning a skill that is worth $70K to someone?

You aren't just going to get out of bed, walk into a business, and get a check for $70K.  You spend time learning a useful skill, you start out at the entry level in your chosen profession, you show up to work on time with a positive attitude, you gain experience, and eventually you will have the skills and experience where you provide $70K of value to an employer.
 
2018-08-10 10:14:52 AM  

chewd: IDisposable: Just because there are other women interested doesn't mean you have to return their affections.

The fact that she vandalized his car is an indication that leaving her was a good decision.

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Or he could break up with her first, before going after someone else ...
 
2018-08-10 10:17:18 AM  
This is a reason why you probably park your car in a private carpark and if you want the security of apartment living you should probably secure your car as well.

Yeah, it's your fault for parking the car in one place instead of another, and not the person hitting it with a bat.
Classic victim blaming
 
2018-08-10 10:25:32 AM  
Wow, she managed to hit it once with the bat. Much strength, such followthrough.

/probably used easily wash off paint as well
 
2018-08-10 10:30:47 AM  
Stop excusing criminal behaviour. Anybody who acts like this is a piece of shiat.  He shouldn't have cheated, but that does not excuse vandalism.
 
2018-08-10 10:31:57 AM  
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2018-08-10 10:36:06 AM  
"She turned up in a Mercedes G Wagon (and) she got out with a spray can," a second witness said.


Meh, the problems of the super rich.
 
2018-08-10 10:43:56 AM  
There's no excuse for that sort of behavior and I hope she ends up having to pay at least double the cost of the highest repair estimate possible.
 
2018-08-10 10:46:04 AM  
"She was "cool, calm and collected" during the rampage. "

but, um  creative license? Rampage definition, violent or excited behavior that is reckless, uncontrolled, or destructive
 
2018-08-10 10:56:10 AM  

Bennett the Mad: "She was "cool, calm and collected" during the rampage. "

but, um  creative license? Rampage definition, violent or excited behavior that is reckless, uncontrolled, or destructive


Archer ... RAMPAGE!
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2018-08-10 11:04:25 AM  

HailRobonia: Meanwhile the $400k Mercedes I was dating found out I had a human woman on the side and ran her down.


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2018-08-10 11:10:01 AM  
Yandere. Never even once.

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2018-08-10 11:21:51 AM  
But remember- if your cheating bf can easily afford a 400K car, he can not only afford insurance on it, he can probably afford to have you kneecapped for a fraction of the price.
 
2018-08-10 11:30:48 AM  

rackrent: Well, I guess that's just what happens when you find a stranger in the alps


I'm glad to see this was covered in the boobs. I, well I guess I have nothing to add.
 
2018-08-10 11:31:27 AM  
{DRfA - But I'm guessing the car was sold it the day before?}
 
2018-08-10 11:34:43 AM  
It was a week old? With the depreciation on the AMG models it was probably only worth half anyway.
 
2018-08-10 11:41:56 AM  

Por que tan serioso: I was confused at first but then I saw it was in Canadian dollars which is on like 90£


DOHOHOHOHOHO
 
2018-08-10 11:44:29 AM  
I had a roommate way back when who was a "manager" at a strip bar who ended up hooking up with one of the "dancers."  We're not talking "omg hot" in any way, and she still rates as the dumbest person I have ever met (Quote:  You mean if someone hits my car in a parking lot and drives away I have to pay for it?  That's not fair).  I digress.

He was in the DJ booth and saying "flirty" things to one of the "dancers" and his GF lost her mind and keyed every single side of his fairly new car.  When he took it to the dealership for estimates the salesmen must have been fighting each other to take care of him - he came back with a brand new car he couldn't afford (Guy had something like 8 credit cards and they were all maxed out)

/"Manager" = Salaried DJ, and once given the title they worked him like 80 hours a week
//I looked him up a couple years ago and was not surprised to find he is a registered sex offender.  Something about his 16 year old daughter, who went to the cops then later recanted her statement.  Since the daughter was the spawn of the two mentioned above it wouldn't surprise me if she lied to the cops.  And it wouldn't surprise me if she didn't.
///I can tell stories for hours about those two and am very happy to have not seen them since 1991 or so
 
2018-08-10 11:51:45 AM  
It's actually a great idea.  You get paid off by your insurance company, crazy ex gets a 400k judgement and criminal record, everyone wins.
 
2018-08-10 12:09:16 PM  
Al least she got the right car this time.
 
2018-08-10 12:09:58 PM  

rackrent: Well, I guess that's just what happens when you find a stranger in the alps


Done in one.
 
2018-08-10 12:24:21 PM  

hugram: No matter how hot a woman in her low 20's is, if she is willing to date a guy that can easily afford a $400K car, she needs to be aware that there will be a high probability he will cheat on her. I wonder if she would have date him if he made $70K a year?
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Being able to buy, or wanting to own an expensive car does not automatically make you subhuman trash.
 
2018-08-10 12:34:24 PM  

hugram: No matter how hot a woman in her low 20's is, if she is willing to date a guy that can easily afford a $400K car, she needs to be aware that there will be a high probability he will cheat on her. I wonder if she would have date him if he made $70K a year?
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Higher probability of cheating than what kind of guy? More likely to cheat than a working class guy, like a factory worker, or waiter, or even one on welfare? Lol, no. Working class people are just as slutty, possibly even more so, because they have much less to lose as a consequence of their transgressions.
 
2018-08-10 12:34:48 PM  
probesport:

Being able to buy, or wanting to own an expensive car does not automatically make you subhuman trash.

Hang on, I have to be at the gym in 26 mins...
 
2018-08-10 12:36:00 PM  
We sure do live in confusing times..

Does this mean I can go spray paint "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS" on my ex girlfriend's house?
 
2018-08-10 12:37:03 PM  

que.guero: We sure do live in confusing times..

Does this mean I can go spray paint "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS" on my ex girlfriend's house?


and don't forget to give me back my black t-shirt.
 
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