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(Deadspin)   Steven Gerrard has to translate Scottish English into regular English via Scouse English so English-speaking Croatian player can understand what the hell he's being asked   ( deadspin.com) divider line
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2018-08-10 07:24:59 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:22:54 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:38:21 PM  
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I understand each of the individual words subby used in their headline, but I cannot comprehend that particular combination of words in that particular order. All I see is "purple monkey dishwater fried marmalade envigorate".
 
2018-08-10 09:34:01 PM  
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2018-08-10 09:41:07 PM  
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2018-08-10 11:04:46 PM  
Steven Gerrard has to translate Scottish English into regular English so we all know that Liverpool FC are twunts of the highest order and that if there were any justice in this world they would be playing in the Nationwide for the rest of human existence.

FTFM.

/Go Everton
//Hope he enjoyed the paychecks from the Galaxy
 
2018-08-11 01:33:34 AM  

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I understand each of the individual words subby used in their headline, but I cannot comprehend that particular combination of words in that particular order. All I see is "purple monkey dishwater fried marmalade envigorate".


It's simple. Sevco's new signing from Croatia can speak English but can't yet understand Scottish accents. So Gerrard has had to repeat Scottish journalists' questions to him during an interview.
 
2018-08-11 10:28:24 AM  

Henry Holland: Steven Gerrard has to translate Scottish English into regular English so we all know that Liverpool FC are twunts of the highest order and that if there were any justice in this world they would be playing in the Nationwide for the rest of human existence.


If the equivalent of Q from Star Trek randomly gave me his powers to enjoy for a century or two, this is exactly the kind of thing I'd arrange to have happen.

Except I'd start by having Brady throw an interception every time he threw the ball for an entire season, first.
 
2018-08-11 12:28:14 PM  
jayfurr : Except I'd start by having Brady throw an interception every time he threw the ball for an entire season, first

* Have the Dodgers go 0-162
* Have the Cowboys get blown out 182-0 in every game they play
* Have the Red Sox go 0-162
* Have the Celtics lose 105-2 in every game they play
* Have USC football get blown out 182-0 in every game they play

Mmmmm.......schadenfreude........mmmmm​m.
 
2018-08-11 06:09:05 PM  

Henry Holland: jayfurr : Except I'd start by having Brady throw an interception every time he threw the ball for an entire season, first

* Have the Dodgers Yankees go 0-162
* Have the Cowboys get blown out 182 223-0 in every game they play
* Have the Red Sox go 0-162
* Have the Celtics Lakers lose 105-2 in every game they play
* Have USC football get blown out 182 223-0 in every game they play

Mmmmm.......schadenfreude........mmmmm​m.

 
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