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(CBS Chicago)   Pilot charged with posting explicit pics of flight attendant online. You get one guess for which airline   ( chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2018-08-10 09:13:22 AM  
I guessed United.  I'm guessing I win a thorough beating with a guitar.
 
2018-08-10 09:18:41 AM  
United.
 
2018-08-10 09:37:46 AM  
Dangit, I guessed United.

Oh wait, I was right? w00t
 
2018-08-10 09:54:06 AM  
Damn.  Jet BLUE would have been funnier.
 
2018-08-10 10:22:18 AM  
Are we sure this isn't the plot of a new episode of LA to Vegas?
 
2018-08-10 10:22:40 AM  
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2018-08-10 10:22:49 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen
 
2018-08-10 10:24:24 AM  

Psychopusher: I guessed United.  I'm guessing I win a thorough beating with a guitar.


That's not all.  As a bonus prize you dog gets beaten to death with the broken remnants of that guitar.
 
2018-08-10 10:24:32 AM  
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2018-08-10 10:25:03 AM  
If it was photos of really bad photoshopped heads on bodies I would say Spirit.
 
2018-08-10 10:25:17 AM  
Source have it away before I opened, otherwise Southwest would have been a wishful thought.
 
2018-08-10 10:25:49 AM  

EyeHaveRisen: Pics or it didn't happen


It seems most United flight attendants started their careers when the DC-3 was the backbone of the fleet. Be careful what you wish for is all I'm saying.
 
2018-08-10 10:26:07 AM  
Air Force One?  Oh..pilot..nvm
 
2018-08-10 10:26:47 AM  
Chicago so I guessed United, but it could have been Southwest out of Midway.
 
2018-08-10 10:27:02 AM  

Gleeman: [memeshappen.com image 600x518]


No. Noooooooo.

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Have you seen United's flight attendants?
 
2018-08-10 10:27:16 AM  
So how are they doing as a company? With all this bad press, I wouldn't be surprised if their stock has tanked.
 
2018-08-10 10:28:07 AM  
I guessed Delta, because of Anaïs Nin.
 
2018-08-10 10:28:26 AM  

buzzcut73: EyeHaveRisen: Pics or it didn't happen

It seems most United flight attendants started their careers when the DC-3 was the backbone of the fleet. Be careful what you wish for is all I'm saying.


I had a stew on one United flight who had dated a Wright Brother.
 
2018-08-10 10:28:58 AM  

Gleeman: [memeshappen.com image 600x518]


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2018-08-10 10:29:54 AM  
Damnit! I guessed ValuJet.
 
2018-08-10 10:30:09 AM  

buzzcut73: EyeHaveRisen: Pics or it didn't happen

It seems most United flight attendants started their careers when the DC-3 was the backbone of the fleet. Be careful what you wish for is all I'm saying.


Very much this, especially the international routes.

/on a united flight now. Ugh.
 
2018-08-10 10:30:53 AM  
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VietJet Air ?

/dang wrong again..
 
2018-08-10 10:33:12 AM  
Gleeman:

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Here ya go:
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2018-08-10 10:33:43 AM  

buzzcut73: EyeHaveRisen: Pics or it didn't happen

It seems most United flight attendants started their careers when the DC-3 was the backbone of the fleet. Be careful what you wish for is all I'm saying.


You sure?  The flights I've been on, it's either a gay guy or the grandmother the airline can't retire.

You want to see attendants in their 20's?  Fly an Asian airline.
 
2018-08-10 10:33:48 AM  

RedRudy: [img.fark.net image 500x433]

VietJet Air ?

/dang wrong again..


Ho-Chi Minh should have led with this idea.
 
2018-08-10 10:34:21 AM  

Diogenes: Damn.  Jet BLUE would have been funnier.


Stay for the ten o'clock flight.  It gets a little...blue.
 
2018-08-10 10:34:47 AM  
Damn, I guessed Southwest.

This text is now purple: Have you seen United's flight attendants?


The last couple of flights I took on them had mostly male flight attendants, actually. NTTAWWT of course.
 
2018-08-10 10:35:22 AM  

This text is now purple: RedRudy: [img.fark.net image 500x433]

VietJet Air ?

/dang wrong again..

Ho-Chi Minh should have led with this idea.


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Capitalist pig dog says what?
 
2018-08-10 10:36:24 AM  
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2018-08-10 10:39:25 AM  
Farkin guy is 62 years old.
 
2018-08-10 10:39:59 AM  

Bowen: Farkin guy is 62 years old.


More proof that age does not always bring wisdom.
 
2018-08-10 10:40:30 AM  

Herr Morgenstern: So how are they doing as a company? With all this bad press, I wouldn't be surprised if their stock has tanked.


The tanking happened in mid 2008 (like it did for most).   Since then, they've been doing just fine.
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We like to complain on the outside but on the inside......
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2018-08-10 10:45:09 AM  
I don't like to fly. I don't trust aircraft. Anyway...Found myself on a flight with my wife...

I normally never pay attention to the flight attendants but this particular one, met all my criteria for my "dream woman"

Nice brown hair, cut in a bob style, nice smooth silky legs, her uniform was snug, but not tight, her shoes were low heeled and highly polished and she smelled like the perfume section Macy's. Fruity, yet mature and an hint of sweetness to her. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

The wife notices I'm ogling this flight attendant....

Wife: so, you gonna put your eyes back in your head?
Me: Maybe. Why?
Wife: Stop drooling over her. It's embarrassing how you're staring.
Me: I'm not staring, I'm gazing. There's a difference.
Wife: Oh dear god, just stop, will you?
Me: Want me to stare at you for while?
Wife: No.
Me: Good, I'll go back to looking at the stewardess then.
 
2018-08-10 10:46:31 AM  
Thanks for the delayed autoplay video, with the words ' sexually explicit photos' suddenly blaring out of my phone at work.
 
2018-08-10 10:52:19 AM  

SirEattonHogg: ...
You want to see attendants in their 20's?  Fly an Asian airline.
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/ not the ones you were expecting, right?...
 
2018-08-10 10:55:20 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Thanks for the delayed autoplay video, with the words ' sexually explicit photos' suddenly blaring out of my phone at work.


lol. Had a coworker who accidentally knock his headphone cable out of his speakers at work once and had a similar experience. He happened to be listening to an audio book while working and when the cable popped out a giant booming baritone voice said in a flamboyant stereotypical way "Honey! I'm so gay I shiat butterflies!"

It broadcast across the entire workfloor and it was like a comedy sketch. All noise stopped and everyone just turned and looked at him. He quickly plugged his headphones back in and got back to work. Not even acknowledging what just happened.
 
2018-08-10 10:56:09 AM  
I picked Virgin.
 
2018-08-10 10:56:17 AM  

nanim: SirEattonHogg: ...
You want to see attendants in their 20's?  Fly an Asian airline.
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[pic.carnoc.com image 850x563]
/ not the ones you were expecting, right?...


Other than the girl being pre-menopausal, that's pretty much what I expected.
 
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2018-08-10 10:58:23 AM  

RedRudy: [img.fark.net image 500x433]

VietJet Air ?

/dang wrong again..


Which of these flight attendants is Dang Wrong?
 
2018-08-10 10:58:28 AM  
Virgin?
 
2018-08-10 10:59:29 AM  
FTFA: and the airline did nothing to stop it

Soooo, now companies are supposed to monitor what their employees do on their personal time and punish them for what they do off the clock?
Why is it the airlines responsibility to do anything? The only thing they can do is fire the guy, which probably isn't going to stop the harassment.
If he's breaking the law, which he was, call the cops, not HR.
 
2018-08-10 11:04:50 AM  

JesterJoker55: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Thanks for the delayed autoplay video, with the words ' sexually explicit photos' suddenly blaring out of my phone at work.

lol. Had a coworker who accidentally knock his headphone cable out of his speakers at work once and had a similar experience. He happened to be listening to an audio book while working and when the cable popped out a giant booming baritone voice said in a flamboyant stereotypical way "Honey! I'm so gay I shiat butterflies!"

It broadcast across the entire workfloor and it was like a comedy sketch. All noise stopped and everyone just turned and looked at him. He quickly plugged his headphones back in and got back to work. Not even acknowledging what just happened.


Back in the 90s a common prank was to get someone to click on something - or put it in their startup folder - and the speakers would blare "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING PRONO OVER HERE!  WOOHOOO!"
 
2018-08-10 11:05:14 AM  
Cathay Pacific?
 
2018-08-10 11:07:22 AM  
My first thought was Aer Lingus but the pilot wasn't very cunning, so then Delta. Figures it would be United though as otherwise how would he get the pics...

/only read the 1st paragraph of the article
 
2018-08-10 11:08:36 AM  

mrsleep: FTFA: and the airline did nothing to stop it

Soooo, now companies are supposed to monitor what their employees do on their personal time and punish them for what they do off the clock?
Why is it the airlines responsibility to do anything? The only thing they can do is fire the guy, which probably isn't going to stop the harassment.
If he's breaking the law, which he was, call the cops, not HR.

Uhlenbrock admitted that from the end of their romantic relationship in January 2006 to August 2015, he caused substantial emotional distress to his female victim by posting nude photographs of her on the Internet," according to a statement at the time from the U.S. attorney's office in the Western District of Texas.
The EEOC says the airline failed to prevent and correct the pilot's behavior, even after the flight attendant made numerous complaints.


She did call the cops and he is going to jail.  That doesn't let United off the hook for apparently ignoring the issue.
 
2018-08-10 11:10:05 AM  
Why do you think they call it a cockpit?
 
2018-08-10 11:10:23 AM  
Pilot charged with posting explicit pics of flight attendant online.

He should have stuck with implicit pics.
 
2018-08-10 11:15:01 AM  
United?

*click*

YAY!

/whaddoIwin?
 
2018-08-10 11:15:12 AM  

fsufan: If it was photos of really bad photoshopped heads on bodies I would say Spirit.


Spirit would have been blurry headshots with links to a camgirl site asking you patreon sub to see more. 

99 cents for one pic, 10 for $7.50 

/10 pics and a can of coke for $10
 
2018-08-10 11:15:44 AM  

steklo: I don't like to fly. I don't trust aircraft. Anyway...Found myself on a flight with my wife...

I normally never pay attention to the flight attendants but this particular one, met all my criteria for my "dream woman"

Nice brown hair, cut in a bob style, nice smooth silky legs, her uniform was snug, but not tight, her shoes were low heeled and highly polished and she smelled like the perfume section Macy's. Fruity, yet mature and an hint of sweetness to her. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

The wife notices I'm ogling this flight attendant....

Wife: so, you gonna put your eyes back in your head?
Me: Maybe. Why?
Wife: Stop drooling over her. It's embarrassing how you're staring.
Me: I'm not staring, I'm gazing. There's a difference.
Wife: Oh dear god, just stop, will you?
Me: Want me to stare at you for while?
Wife: No.
Me: Good, I'll go back to looking at the stewardess then.

When is the divorce final?
 
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