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(CBS Chicago)   Pilot charged with posting explicit pics of flight attendant online. You get one guess for which airline   ( chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
I guessed United.  I'm guessing I win a thorough beating with a guitar.
 
4 days ago  
United.
 
4 days ago  
Dangit, I guessed United.

Oh wait, I was right? w00t
 
4 days ago  
Damn.  Jet BLUE would have been funnier.
 
4 days ago  
Are we sure this isn't the plot of a new episode of LA to Vegas?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Pics or it didn't happen
 
4 days ago  

Psychopusher: I guessed United.  I'm guessing I win a thorough beating with a guitar.


That's not all.  As a bonus prize you dog gets beaten to death with the broken remnants of that guitar.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
If it was photos of really bad photoshopped heads on bodies I would say Spirit.
 
4 days ago  
Source have it away before I opened, otherwise Southwest would have been a wishful thought.
 
4 days ago  

EyeHaveRisen: Pics or it didn't happen


It seems most United flight attendants started their careers when the DC-3 was the backbone of the fleet. Be careful what you wish for is all I'm saying.
 
4 days ago  
Air Force One?  Oh..pilot..nvm
 
4 days ago  
Chicago so I guessed United, but it could have been Southwest out of Midway.
 
4 days ago  

Gleeman: [memeshappen.com image 600x518]


No. Noooooooo.

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Have you seen United's flight attendants?
 
4 days ago  
So how are they doing as a company? With all this bad press, I wouldn't be surprised if their stock has tanked.
 
4 days ago  
I guessed Delta, because of Anaïs Nin.
 
4 days ago  

buzzcut73: EyeHaveRisen: Pics or it didn't happen

It seems most United flight attendants started their careers when the DC-3 was the backbone of the fleet. Be careful what you wish for is all I'm saying.


I had a stew on one United flight who had dated a Wright Brother.
 
4 days ago  

Gleeman: [memeshappen.com image 600x518]


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4 days ago  
Damnit! I guessed ValuJet.
 
4 days ago  

buzzcut73: EyeHaveRisen: Pics or it didn't happen

It seems most United flight attendants started their careers when the DC-3 was the backbone of the fleet. Be careful what you wish for is all I'm saying.


Very much this, especially the international routes.

/on a united flight now. Ugh.
 
4 days ago  
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VietJet Air ?

/dang wrong again..
 
4 days ago  
Gleeman:

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Here ya go:
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4 days ago  

buzzcut73: EyeHaveRisen: Pics or it didn't happen

It seems most United flight attendants started their careers when the DC-3 was the backbone of the fleet. Be careful what you wish for is all I'm saying.


You sure?  The flights I've been on, it's either a gay guy or the grandmother the airline can't retire.

You want to see attendants in their 20's?  Fly an Asian airline.
 
4 days ago  

RedRudy: [img.fark.net image 500x433]

VietJet Air ?

/dang wrong again..


Ho-Chi Minh should have led with this idea.
 
4 days ago  

Diogenes: Damn.  Jet BLUE would have been funnier.


Stay for the ten o'clock flight.  It gets a little...blue.
 
4 days ago  
Damn, I guessed Southwest.

This text is now purple: Have you seen United's flight attendants?


The last couple of flights I took on them had mostly male flight attendants, actually. NTTAWWT of course.
 
4 days ago  

This text is now purple: RedRudy: [img.fark.net image 500x433]

VietJet Air ?

/dang wrong again..

Ho-Chi Minh should have led with this idea.


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Capitalist pig dog says what?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Farkin guy is 62 years old.
 
4 days ago  

Bowen: Farkin guy is 62 years old.


More proof that age does not always bring wisdom.
 
4 days ago  

Herr Morgenstern: So how are they doing as a company? With all this bad press, I wouldn't be surprised if their stock has tanked.


The tanking happened in mid 2008 (like it did for most).   Since then, they've been doing just fine.
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We like to complain on the outside but on the inside......
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4 days ago  
I don't like to fly. I don't trust aircraft. Anyway...Found myself on a flight with my wife...

I normally never pay attention to the flight attendants but this particular one, met all my criteria for my "dream woman"

Nice brown hair, cut in a bob style, nice smooth silky legs, her uniform was snug, but not tight, her shoes were low heeled and highly polished and she smelled like the perfume section Macy's. Fruity, yet mature and an hint of sweetness to her. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

The wife notices I'm ogling this flight attendant....

Wife: so, you gonna put your eyes back in your head?
Me: Maybe. Why?
Wife: Stop drooling over her. It's embarrassing how you're staring.
Me: I'm not staring, I'm gazing. There's a difference.
Wife: Oh dear god, just stop, will you?
Me: Want me to stare at you for while?
Wife: No.
Me: Good, I'll go back to looking at the stewardess then.
 
4 days ago  
Thanks for the delayed autoplay video, with the words ' sexually explicit photos' suddenly blaring out of my phone at work.
 
4 days ago  

SirEattonHogg: ...
You want to see attendants in their 20's?  Fly an Asian airline.
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/ not the ones you were expecting, right?...
 
4 days ago  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Thanks for the delayed autoplay video, with the words ' sexually explicit photos' suddenly blaring out of my phone at work.


lol. Had a coworker who accidentally knock his headphone cable out of his speakers at work once and had a similar experience. He happened to be listening to an audio book while working and when the cable popped out a giant booming baritone voice said in a flamboyant stereotypical way "Honey! I'm so gay I shiat butterflies!"

It broadcast across the entire workfloor and it was like a comedy sketch. All noise stopped and everyone just turned and looked at him. He quickly plugged his headphones back in and got back to work. Not even acknowledging what just happened.
 
4 days ago  
I picked Virgin.
 
4 days ago  

nanim: SirEattonHogg: ...
You want to see attendants in their 20's?  Fly an Asian airline.
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/ not the ones you were expecting, right?...


Other than the girl being pre-menopausal, that's pretty much what I expected.
 
TWX
4 days ago  

RedRudy: [img.fark.net image 500x433]

VietJet Air ?

/dang wrong again..


Which of these flight attendants is Dang Wrong?
 
4 days ago  
Virgin?
 
4 days ago  
FTFA: and the airline did nothing to stop it

Soooo, now companies are supposed to monitor what their employees do on their personal time and punish them for what they do off the clock?
Why is it the airlines responsibility to do anything? The only thing they can do is fire the guy, which probably isn't going to stop the harassment.
If he's breaking the law, which he was, call the cops, not HR.
 
4 days ago  

JesterJoker55: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Thanks for the delayed autoplay video, with the words ' sexually explicit photos' suddenly blaring out of my phone at work.

lol. Had a coworker who accidentally knock his headphone cable out of his speakers at work once and had a similar experience. He happened to be listening to an audio book while working and when the cable popped out a giant booming baritone voice said in a flamboyant stereotypical way "Honey! I'm so gay I shiat butterflies!"

It broadcast across the entire workfloor and it was like a comedy sketch. All noise stopped and everyone just turned and looked at him. He quickly plugged his headphones back in and got back to work. Not even acknowledging what just happened.


Back in the 90s a common prank was to get someone to click on something - or put it in their startup folder - and the speakers would blare "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING PRONO OVER HERE!  WOOHOOO!"
 
4 days ago  
Cathay Pacific?
 
4 days ago  
My first thought was Aer Lingus but the pilot wasn't very cunning, so then Delta. Figures it would be United though as otherwise how would he get the pics...

/only read the 1st paragraph of the article
 
4 days ago  

mrsleep: FTFA: and the airline did nothing to stop it

Soooo, now companies are supposed to monitor what their employees do on their personal time and punish them for what they do off the clock?
Why is it the airlines responsibility to do anything? The only thing they can do is fire the guy, which probably isn't going to stop the harassment.
If he's breaking the law, which he was, call the cops, not HR.

Uhlenbrock admitted that from the end of their romantic relationship in January 2006 to August 2015, he caused substantial emotional distress to his female victim by posting nude photographs of her on the Internet," according to a statement at the time from the U.S. attorney's office in the Western District of Texas.
The EEOC says the airline failed to prevent and correct the pilot's behavior, even after the flight attendant made numerous complaints.


She did call the cops and he is going to jail.  That doesn't let United off the hook for apparently ignoring the issue.
 
4 days ago  
Why do you think they call it a cockpit?
 
4 days ago  
Pilot charged with posting explicit pics of flight attendant online.

He should have stuck with implicit pics.
 
4 days ago  
United?

*click*

YAY!

/whaddoIwin?
 
4 days ago  

fsufan: If it was photos of really bad photoshopped heads on bodies I would say Spirit.


Spirit would have been blurry headshots with links to a camgirl site asking you patreon sub to see more. 

99 cents for one pic, 10 for $7.50 

/10 pics and a can of coke for $10
 
4 days ago  

steklo: I don't like to fly. I don't trust aircraft. Anyway...Found myself on a flight with my wife...

I normally never pay attention to the flight attendants but this particular one, met all my criteria for my "dream woman"

Nice brown hair, cut in a bob style, nice smooth silky legs, her uniform was snug, but not tight, her shoes were low heeled and highly polished and she smelled like the perfume section Macy's. Fruity, yet mature and an hint of sweetness to her. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

The wife notices I'm ogling this flight attendant....

Wife: so, you gonna put your eyes back in your head?
Me: Maybe. Why?
Wife: Stop drooling over her. It's embarrassing how you're staring.
Me: I'm not staring, I'm gazing. There's a difference.
Wife: Oh dear god, just stop, will you?
Me: Want me to stare at you for while?
Wife: No.
Me: Good, I'll go back to looking at the stewardess then.

When is the divorce final?
 
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