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(ESPN)   Are you ready for some football? Our long national nightmare is over as the Premier League kicks off this weekend. To whet the appetite, we have Leicester City heading to Old Trafford to face Manchester United. Kickoff is at 3 pm EDT on NBCSN   ( espn.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
Whet. Whet the appetite.
 
4 days ago  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Whet. Whet the appetite.


came here to do what had been done
 
4 days ago  
Oooh, matches that count! The last three weeks have been rough.
 
4 days ago  
Luckily (unluckily), I'm cursed to support a Championship team (henceforth known as 'Frank Lampard's Derby County') and we kicked off our league programme a week ago.
 
4 days ago  
For anyone who wants to join the fantasy premier league, the link & league code is in my profile.
I know we usually get stragglers, so I'll set the league to begin from GW2 so everyone can get a team sorted in time.
 
4 days ago  
Benitez: "So Mike, who are we buying?"
Ashley: "Fraser"
Benitez: "Ryan?"
Ashley: "No, House of."
 
4 days ago  
Another year of EPL, another year of me bemoaning the Spurs' performance. Well, and another year of trying to get juuuust enough bourbon into the dart-throwing monkeys that make my predictions.
 
4 days ago  

Pista: For anyone who wants to join the fantasy premier league, the link & league code is in my profile.
I know we usually get stragglers, so I'll set the league to begin from GW2 so everyone can get a team sorted in time.


I wish I had the time :( I can barely keep up with getting my FFPL pick in some weeks. Speaking of which, hoping midpoint pops in with the league code.
 
4 days ago  

Eclectic: Another year of EPL, another year of me bemoaning the Spurs' performance. Well, and another year of trying to get juuuust enough bourbon into the dart-throwing monkeys that make my predictions.


Considering that Spurs did jack shiat in the transfer window, you might be bemoaning their performance even more than past years.
 
4 days ago  

desertgeek: Eclectic: Another year of EPL, another year of me bemoaning the Spurs' performance. Well, and another year of trying to get juuuust enough bourbon into the dart-throwing monkeys that make my predictions.

Considering that Spurs did jack shiat in the transfer window, you might be bemoaning their performance even more than past years.


They never really do very much in any window do they?
Last season they bought Lucas Moura seemingly just to shut the press up.
The whole transfer window's become a bit of a circus now with teams signing players & instantly sending them on loan somewhere or signing players for ridiculous sums of cash while not really needing them.
I honestly don't see the point of teams buying players if they don't need to. Spurs had a decent team last time out. They could be even more decent this time. We shall see.
I'll prolly miss the game this evening, but tomorrow I'm up for the whole lot
 
4 days ago  
"Our long national nightmare is over"

It stopped raining?
The food suddenly got better?
You discovered modern dentistry?

//I kid because we have a special relationship.
 
4 days ago  
Ah the return of my glorious English Wife and her hand...men.
 
4 days ago  

dietbubba: Ah the return of my glorious English Wife and her hand...men.


:D
 
4 days ago  

Pista: desertgeek: Eclectic: Another year of EPL, another year of me bemoaning the Spurs' performance. Well, and another year of trying to get juuuust enough bourbon into the dart-throwing monkeys that make my predictions.

Considering that Spurs did jack shiat in the transfer window, you might be bemoaning their performance even more than past years.

They never really do very much in any window do they?
Last season they bought Lucas Moura seemingly just to shut the press up.
The whole transfer window's become a bit of a circus now with teams signing players & instantly sending them on loan somewhere or signing players for ridiculous sums of cash while not really needing them.
I honestly don't see the point of teams buying players if they don't need to. Spurs had a decent team last time out. They could be even more decent this time. We shall see.
I'll prolly miss the game this evening, but tomorrow I'm up for the whole lot


Yeah, I am.... not amused with their activity or lack thereof. Every year it's a new "how are we gonna screw up this time?" mystery though, so I got that going for me.
 
4 days ago  

Eclectic: Pista: desertgeek: Eclectic: Another year of EPL, another year of me bemoaning the Spurs' performance. Well, and another year of trying to get juuuust enough bourbon into the dart-throwing monkeys that make my predictions.

Considering that Spurs did jack shiat in the transfer window, you might be bemoaning their performance even more than past years.

They never really do very much in any window do they?
Last season they bought Lucas Moura seemingly just to shut the press up.
The whole transfer window's become a bit of a circus now with teams signing players & instantly sending them on loan somewhere or signing players for ridiculous sums of cash while not really needing them.
I honestly don't see the point of teams buying players if they don't need to. Spurs had a decent team last time out. They could be even more decent this time. We shall see.
I'll prolly miss the game this evening, but tomorrow I'm up for the whole lot

Yeah, I am.... not amused with their activity or lack thereof. Every year it's a new "how are we gonna screw up this time?" mystery though, so I got that going for me.


Which is nice...
 
4 days ago  
Ah, the warm glow of footie is back.
 
4 days ago  
Does JoMo last the full season?
 
4 days ago  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Does JoMo last the full season?


I told ManU friends on twitter that he'd be out by Boxing Day.
They seem to think he lasts the season.
 
4 days ago  
So which thread is the repeat?

https://www.fark.com/comments/1012457​2
 
4 days ago  
To prevent confusion in the future, could we call the headline referenced sport Futbol?
Please?
 
4 days ago  
Jesus, when are you guys going to stop trying to make soccer a thing? It's too f*cking boring, OK? FFS
 
4 days ago  

Stephen_Falken: Jesus, when are you guys going to stop trying to make soccer a thing? It's too f*cking boring, OK? FFS


No one is twisting your arm to watch. Or to comment in here for that matter.
 
4 days ago  
Jose wants to leave but wants to be a victim and get fired
The board wants Jose out but won't give him the satisfaction of firing him
 
4 days ago  
that's an arm
 
4 days ago  
Pogba scores the PK in the 3rd minute
 
4 days ago  
2 greened footie threads, which one are we going to use?
 
4 days ago  

Chimpy McSquirrel: 2 greened footie threads, which one are we going to use?


I reported the other one as repeat since it's got the lower thread number ... so this one will end up being killed
 
4 days ago  

whither_apophis: Chimpy McSquirrel: 2 greened footie threads, which one are we going to use?

I reported the other one as repeat since it's got the lower thread number ... so this one will end up being killed


this is the lower.. whatever
 
4 days ago  

Stephen_Falken: Jesus, when are you guys going to stop trying to make soccer a thing? It's too f*cking boring, OK? FFS


Oh great, this comment again.
 
4 days ago  
Paging Unfreakable to the Fark Courtesy Phone.  We need something done with the dueling threads.

/no, the white one
 
4 days ago  
I just got back from my chiro appointment and already ManU lead.  Good grief.

As for transfers, the clubs that did nothing are the ones I am least thrilled about: Newcastle and Spurs. Magpies need more talent but the penny pinching of the front office to not pay more than £9.5M for talent is ridiculous.  And Spurs hoping to get Llorebte on par with Kane for a 2nd attacker is bollocks.
 
4 days ago  
De Gea stops the odd duck shot
 
4 days ago  
IwantNachos is just wide... offsides anyway
 
4 days ago  
ManU looking like they have already parked the bus.
Conceding possession way to early.
 
4 days ago  
Pogba with the best goal of the season so far
 
4 days ago  

Chimpy McSquirrel: ManU looking like they have already parked the bus.
Conceding possession way to early.


And the Robbie calling them out for it too
 
4 days ago  

Pista: Pogba with the best goal of the season so far


You've been waiting all day to make that joke, haven't you.
 
4 days ago  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Pista: Pogba with the best goal of the season so far

You've been waiting all day to make that joke, haven't you.


Naah, it was just on the radio
 
4 days ago  
I feel dirty eating subway while watching
 
4 days ago  
Nice play by Rashford
 
4 days ago  
Despite the row between the British and Russian governments, it looks like either the PL or ManU will take Russian advertising money.
Aeroflot is on the dasher boards.
 
4 days ago  
Do they call the Subway franchises in England Tube's?
 
4 days ago  

harleyquinnical: I feel dirty eating subway while watching


No Jersey Mike nearby?
 
4 days ago  

harleyquinnical: I feel dirty eating subway while watching


Are your superpowers still in effect?
I would like to see this game tied up.
 
4 days ago  

whither_apophis: harleyquinnical: I feel dirty eating subway while watching

No Jersey Mike nearby?


If there were, do you think I would settle for Subway?
 
4 days ago  

harleyquinnical: whither_apophis: harleyquinnical: I feel dirty eating subway while watching

No Jersey Mike nearby?

If there were, do you think I would settle for Subway?


I would rather make my own than settle for Subway.
 
4 days ago  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Despite the row between the British and Russian governments, it looks like either the PL or ManU will take Russian advertising money.
Aeroflot is on the dasher boards.


I remember a couple years ago reading an article about one of the many recent high profile spats between Merkel and Putin, and when I turned on the TV there was a Bundesliga match between someone and Schalke, and I laughed, given how prominently Gazprom is displayed on Shalke's kit and all over their stadium.
 
4 days ago  

harleyquinnical: whither_apophis: harleyquinnical: I feel dirty eating subway while watching

No Jersey Mike nearby?

If there were, do you think I would settle for Subway?


true... but maybe you had a coupon
 
4 days ago  

Chimpy McSquirrel: harleyquinnical: I feel dirty eating subway while watching

Are your superpowers still in effect?
I would like to see this game tied up.


Probably needed a recharge.
 
4 days ago  

harleyquinnical: whither_apophis: harleyquinnical: I feel dirty eating subway while watching

No Jersey Mike nearby?

If there were, do you think I would settle for Subway?


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