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2018-08-09 09:30:05 PM  
So...hours of hearing Natalie Dorman's voice go on...I'm in...
 
2018-08-09 09:41:21 PM  
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2018-08-10 02:33:29 AM  
Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?
 
2018-08-10 03:04:47 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?


Natalie's face is too sharp?
 
2018-08-10 03:23:50 AM  

Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?


No, just lopsided.
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Try to unsee that now.

Not trying to Studman or anything, but there it is.
 
2018-08-10 03:34:37 AM  
So she had a stroke or two..
Or maybe her mommy was a tad clumsy. (All babies need to learn about gravity at some point.)
Either way, she has a purr to her voice that is absolutely petfect for audio books...
 
2018-08-10 03:37:12 AM  

Redh8t: So she had a stroke or two..
Or maybe her mommy was a tad clumsy. (All babies need to learn about gravity at some point.)
Either way, she has a purr to her voice that is absolutely petfect for audio books...


I'd correct it, but Freud says it still works...
 
2018-08-10 03:43:34 AM  
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Come through Hogwarts!!! (Hermione dance)
Youtube spmTNe5SKPA
 
2018-08-10 04:05:47 AM  
I've only ever seen her in "The Forest", and would not consider her voice to be pleasant based on that.

/Yeah, I've never seen Game of Thrones.
//Check the username, biatch.
 
2018-08-10 04:59:20 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Not trying to Studman or anything, but there it is.


And that's one of the things that makes her attractive.
/YMMV
 
2018-08-10 05:07:15 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Not trying to Studman or anything, but there it is.


Nobody's face is completely symmetrical. We'd look pretty weird if they were.
 
2018-08-10 06:19:50 AM  
She casts the spell of Weenerus Erectus on me, lopsided face or no.
 
2018-08-10 06:47:50 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Not trying to Studman or anything, but there it is.


Yeah, but it makes her look always a bit wry and sardonic, and that's mah Kryptonite. And her accent kills me. Seriously. Dr. Lexi T'Perro kind of made Mass Effect: Andromeda's cast work for me.
 
2018-08-10 06:56:00 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Not trying to Studman or anything, but there it is.


Everybody's face is off by around that much. You are acting like she's Shannon Doherty.
 
2018-08-10 07:30:24 AM  

theDesertHamster: Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Not trying to Studman or anything, but there it is.

And that's one of the things that makes her attractive.
/YMMV


"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion."
-Francis Bacon

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2018-08-10 07:38:07 AM  

Redh8t: So she had a stroke or two..


I'm sure I'm not the only Farker that's had a stroke or two thinking about Natalie Dormer.
 
2018-08-10 07:38:59 AM  

I Ate Shergar: Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Not trying to Studman or anything, but there it is.

Nobody's face is completely symmetrical. We'd look pretty weird if they were.


Not to be critical of Buzzfeed, but they took pictures with asymmetrical lighting. That will exaggerate any physical asymmetry and introduce me new ones that don't rely exist. Not to mention that hair is basically never symmetrical and their little experiment artificially made it so, which looks ridiculous. That was bad and they should feel bad.

Ok, I'm being critical of Buzzfeed.
 
2018-08-10 07:42:21 AM  

BullBearMS: [img.fark.net image 538x302]

[Youtube spmTNe5SKPA image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/spmTNe5S​KPA]


WTF was that dude in the background doing with BB8?
 
2018-08-10 07:58:33 AM  

SuperChuck: BullBearMS: [img.fark.net image 538x302]

[Youtube spmTNe5SKPA image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/spmTNe5S​KPA]

WTF was that dude in the background doing with BB8?


Butt stuff.  It's always butt stuff.
 
2018-08-10 08:32:13 AM  
She did voice acting in Mass Effect Andromeda, if anyone wants to hear more. Too bad her character wasn't romanceable, and the game wasn't really very good.
 
2018-08-10 08:52:03 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Not trying to Studman or anything, but there it is.


She's still gorgeous.
 
2018-08-10 09:03:36 AM  
This is like the Hillary Swank debate.  I don't get the big deal with this woman.
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2018-08-10 09:10:14 AM  
She looked nice in "The Tudors".  Before her head got chopped off, I mean.
 
2018-08-10 09:12:20 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Not trying to Studman or anything, but there it is.


She doesn't need too, that's a piece of her cuteness.

/I'd brew a tea from that woman's dirty thong.
 
2018-08-10 09:29:59 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.


Challenge accepted.

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Challenge completed.
 
2018-08-10 09:32:51 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?


Can't say I spent long enough looking at that part of her body...
 
2018-08-10 09:33:58 AM  

treesloth: She looked nice in "The Tudors".  Before her head got chopped off, I mean.


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2018-08-10 09:58:49 AM  

Polish Hussar: treesloth: She looked nice in "The Tudors".  Before her head got chopped off, I mean.

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Natalie Dormer making an unintentional ahegao face was what I did not know I needed this morning.
 
2018-08-10 10:27:10 AM  

Boojum2k: Polish Hussar: treesloth: She looked nice in "The Tudors".  Before her head got chopped off, I mean.

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Natalie Dormer making an unintentional ahegao face was what I did not know I needed this morning.


Man, I sure hope this inspires someone to create a I have a Natalie Dormer gif for that Fark login.
 
2018-08-10 10:33:41 AM  

ModernLuddite: I've only ever seen her in "The Forest", and would not consider her voice to be pleasant based on that.

/Yeah, I've never seen Game of Thrones.
//Check the username, biatch.


She's got a recurring part in Elementary.  She doesn't show up often, but it's a major role in the mythos.

It's a pretty good show if you like crime solvers like Bones or that other one with the guy from Firefly.  Or if you liked BBC's Sherlock but really wish they'd get around to making episodes more than often than GRRM puts out new books.
 
2018-08-10 11:21:01 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?


If she's not up to your rigorous standards, then great. One less motherfarker to compete with.

Because she looks damn good to me.
 
2018-08-10 12:09:09 PM  

MrBonestripper: Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Challenge accepted.

[img.fark.net image 245x250]

Challenge completed.


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2018-08-10 01:23:58 PM  

AaronK: This is like the Hillary Swank debate.  I don't get the big deal with this woman.
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I'm with you on Hillary Swank.  She looks like a dollar store cashier.  Natalie, on the other hand, I totally get it and she could too.
 
2018-08-10 01:59:59 PM  
And now, a sugar cube:

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Craig Ferguson Natalie Dormer 17/05/2013
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2018-08-10 02:49:44 PM  
I'd love to Slytherin to her Chamber of Secrets.
 
2018-08-10 06:51:17 PM  

MrBonestripper: Farking Clown Shoes: Sgygus: Farking Clown Shoes: Do they have a spell that can straighten her face out?

Natalie's face is too sharp?

No, just lopsided.
[img.fark.net image 225x298]

Try to unsee that now.

Challenge accepted.

[img.fark.net image 245x250]

Challenge completed.


What's that now?
 
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