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2018-08-10 06:42:09 AM  
5 votes:
So, they live out among the mischief makers, keeping them from stumbling into harm and giving them guidance.

Sounds more like a Shepherd than a Pastor

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/Watch your kneecaps
2018-08-10 01:22:43 AM  
5 votes:
That is possible, they get around.  They love to get around!  Love....talking to people.  Even on rainy days:
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2018-08-10 04:23:32 AM  
3 votes:

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: vinniethepoo: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: What would Jesus do?
What Jesus taught?
Um, is this the same Fark that doesn't believe in the invisible sky wizard?

Fark believes in everything...and nothing! Bwahahaha! *rubs hands together*

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"Adleave"? Now what does that have to do with anything?!
2018-08-10 01:55:45 AM  
3 votes:

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: What would Jesus do?
What Jesus taught?
Um, is this the same Fark that doesn't believe in the invisible sky wizard?


Fark believes in everything...and nothing! Bwahahaha! *rubs hands together*
2018-08-10 04:30:01 AM  
2 votes:
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2018-08-10 02:41:16 AM  
2 votes:

Ashelth: Bith Set Me Up: Hero tag.

You don't get a goddamn hero tag for being a decent human being.

We are already, socially, that "didn't nurm down a convent" qualifies as a goddamn novel piece prize


Apparently you get a "giggity" tag?

I missed the joke somewhere.
2018-08-10 01:53:17 AM  
2 votes:

Biledriver: That is possible, they get around.  They love to get around!  Love....talking to people.  Even on rainy days:
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He seems like a real Gentleman.

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2018-08-10 09:29:47 AM  
1 vote:
I've mentioned his story before.
I was accosted by a street preacher with his flock of teenagers just off campus ages ago, talking to me about Jesus, peace be upon him.
-You have to belieeeve in Jesus, my son!
- I do! (He lights up), but as a prophet, similar to all of the prophets before him (and Mohammed after him)
- No my son, you have to believe in him as God, for he has died for your sins!
- My sins in particular or everyone in general?
- No my son, your sins in particular.
- So if I don't believe in him, he died in vain? (He freezes, and I do I visual "fine, next matter") But Jesus is God?
- (lights up again) yes my son!
- And he died for my sins?
- Yes, my son!
- (eyes all dramatically wide) God Died?!!

He just shook his head and walked away while I got a couple of stares from some of his flock as they followed.
2018-08-10 03:23:20 AM  
1 vote:
Wait, you mean to tell me they *gasp* practice what they preach rather than just judging people and telling them how to live their lives? That's ... just awesome. Really, really awesome and inspiring.
2018-08-10 03:04:28 AM  
1 vote:
Apparently the giggity tag was reborn as an Interesting tag.
2018-08-10 02:09:57 AM  
1 vote:

vinniethepoo: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: What would Jesus do?
What Jesus taught?
Um, is this the same Fark that doesn't believe in the invisible sky wizard?

Fark believes in everything...and nothing! Bwahahaha! *rubs hands together*


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2018-08-10 01:57:45 AM  
1 vote:

Bith Set Me Up: Hero tag.


You don't get a goddamn hero tag for being a decent human being.

We are already, socially, that "didn't nurm down a convent" qualifies as a goddamn novel piece prize
2018-08-10 01:16:50 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, but does it work in the streets? Because in the street, there are no rules.
 
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