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(Some Guy)   A warning to chefs: if you name your lobster, you've already lost   ( thetakeout.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, 1.5-pound lobster Blue, Portland, Maine, usual seafood delivery, Blue Betty, Press Herald, Portland Press Herald, homemade row boat, Falmouth, Maine  
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2358 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2018 at 12:53 AM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-08-09 09:16:17 PM  
You mean the guy who just got his joint a ton of free press and public good will?

Yeah...soooper big warning there....whooee, that guy, amirite?
 
2018-08-09 09:37:13 PM  
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2018-08-09 09:41:00 PM  
Homer Buys A Pet Lobster - The Simpsons
Youtube LUglEOnGbl4
 
2018-08-09 11:26:33 PM  
Some lobster!
 
2018-08-10 12:12:38 AM  
I visited a lady of the night that charged me $5 for the privilege. The next day I found out I had crabs, so I went back to her to complain.  She said, "You paid $5, what did you expect, lobster? "
 
2018-08-10 12:54:01 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LUglEOnG​bl4]


tiny fist
 
2018-08-10 12:56:43 AM  
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2018-08-10 01:14:37 AM  

optikeye: [static1.squarespace.com image 625x480]


Came for this.  Andy Kaufman wasn't so lucky.

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2018-08-10 01:35:42 AM  
Ay, Pinche Gringo!
 
2018-08-10 01:53:16 AM  
My lobster is named "Food".

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2018-08-10 02:26:14 AM  
That would go really well with Blue Waffles
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2018-08-10 02:50:13 AM  
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/i lobster you
 
2018-08-10 03:12:19 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LUglEOnG​bl4]


Glad to see this was covered quickly
 
2018-08-10 04:12:31 AM  
I call the big one Bitey
 
2018-08-10 04:27:45 AM  
Lobster Magnet
Youtube 0hzBh0J1YFU
 
2018-08-10 04:31:14 AM  
Pinkard & Bowden - I Lobster And Never Flounder
Youtube T1CEvt2lyuc
 
2018-08-10 05:23:13 AM  
wtf no b-52's reference?
 
2018-08-10 05:57:32 AM  
They all have the same name,:

Tasty Oceanic Cockroach

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2018-08-10 06:21:50 AM  
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2018-08-10 06:31:09 AM  

MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?


It's not a rock
 
2018-08-10 06:46:03 AM  

chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock


chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock


It;s a rock...LOBSTER!!

B-52's Rock Lobster
Youtube szhJzX0UgDM
 
2018-08-10 06:46:23 AM  
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2018-08-10 06:59:32 AM  
Dad always named them.  He'd name them all, and keep the biggest one for himself and then stare him down and go "you're going last".

Didn't change the taste.
 
2018-08-10 08:00:17 AM  
Never name anything you're going to eat unless you call it dinner.
 
2018-08-10 08:36:34 AM  
What if they name themselves?

Stevedore Steve Lester The Lobster
Youtube _OXt7EIIoEc
 
2018-08-10 08:53:36 AM  
I eat lobster a few times a year and I name all of them. I not only name them I also dress them up in a tiny tuxedo and taunt them with my plans for world domination as I dangle them precariously over a large pot of boiling water. "No Meester Bawnd, I expect you to BOIL ! Begin the unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism." *splash* "Whoops"
 
2018-08-10 09:35:59 AM  

One Bad Apple: I eat lobster a few times a year and I name all of them. I not only name them I also dress them up in a tiny tuxedo and taunt them with my plans for world domination as I dangle them precariously over a large pot of boiling water. "No Meester Bawnd, I expect you to BOIL ! Begin the unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism." *splash* "Whoops"


Related?

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2018-08-10 11:08:41 AM  
Insert Zoidberg joke here.
 
2018-08-10 11:17:54 AM  

thesharkman: Never name anything you're going to eat unless you call it dinner.


What about breakfast, lunch, brunch, second breakfast, tea, tapas, or dim sum?
 
2018-08-10 12:20:20 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock

chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock

It;s a rock...LOBSTER!!

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/szhJzX0U​gDM]


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2018-08-10 12:37:16 PM  
Muppet Show. Swedish Chef - Lobsters (ep.209)
Youtube GWGh1YYT4vI

Make sure they don't have friends.
 
2018-08-10 12:54:01 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: Day_Old_Dutchie: chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock

chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock

It;s a rock...LOBSTER!!

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/szhJzX0U​gDM]

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*deep breath*
DO YOU HAVE THE ORIGINAL OF THAT?
 
Oak
2018-08-10 03:36:32 PM  
Furry Old Lobster
Youtube lcmq---FdOg
 
2018-08-10 04:31:28 PM  
Just remember, lobsters would do the same to you in a heartbeat...

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/mitah man
 
2018-08-10 05:15:05 PM  
McGrits:
I actually saw that film in the theater.
 
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