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(Some Guy)   A warning to chefs: if you name your lobster, you've already lost   ( thetakeout.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, 1.5-pound lobster Blue, Portland, Maine, usual seafood delivery, Blue Betty, Press Herald, Portland Press Herald, homemade row boat, Falmouth, Maine  
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2349 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2018 at 12:53 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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4 days ago  
10 votes:
I visited a lady of the night that charged me $5 for the privilege. The next day I found out I had crabs, so I went back to her to complain.  She said, "You paid $5, what did you expect, lobster? "
5 days ago  
9 votes:
Homer Buys A Pet Lobster - The Simpsons
Youtube LUglEOnGbl4
4 days ago  
8 votes:
My lobster is named "Food".

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5 days ago  
8 votes:
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4 days ago  
7 votes:
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4 days ago  
4 votes:
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/i lobster you
4 days ago  
4 votes:
That would go really well with Blue Waffles
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5 days ago  
4 votes:
You mean the guy who just got his joint a ton of free press and public good will?

Yeah...soooper big warning there....whooee, that guy, amirite?
4 days ago  
3 votes:
I eat lobster a few times a year and I name all of them. I not only name them I also dress them up in a tiny tuxedo and taunt them with my plans for world domination as I dangle them precariously over a large pot of boiling water. "No Meester Bawnd, I expect you to BOIL ! Begin the unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism." *splash* "Whoops"
4 days ago  
3 votes:

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Came for this.  Andy Kaufman wasn't so lucky.

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4 days ago  
3 votes:
Some lobster!
4 days ago  
2 votes:

One Bad Apple: I eat lobster a few times a year and I name all of them. I not only name them I also dress them up in a tiny tuxedo and taunt them with my plans for world domination as I dangle them precariously over a large pot of boiling water. "No Meester Bawnd, I expect you to BOIL ! Begin the unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism." *splash* "Whoops"


Related?

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4 days ago  
2 votes:

chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock


chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock


It;s a rock...LOBSTER!!

B-52's Rock Lobster
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4 days ago  
2 votes:

MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?


It's not a rock
4 days ago  
2 votes:
They all have the same name,:

Tasty Oceanic Cockroach

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4 days ago  
2 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LUglEOnG​bl4]


Glad to see this was covered quickly
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Just remember, lobsters would do the same to you in a heartbeat...

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/mitah man
4 days ago  
1 vote:

Day_Old_Dutchie: chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock

chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock

It;s a rock...LOBSTER!!

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/szhJzX0U​gDM]


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4 days ago  
1 vote:

thesharkman: Never name anything you're going to eat unless you call it dinner.


What about breakfast, lunch, brunch, second breakfast, tea, tapas, or dim sum?
4 days ago  
1 vote:
What if they name themselves?

Stevedore Steve Lester The Lobster
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4 days ago  
1 vote:
Dad always named them.  He'd name them all, and keep the biggest one for himself and then stare him down and go "you're going last".

Didn't change the taste.
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Pinkard & Bowden - I Lobster And Never Flounder
Youtube T1CEvt2lyuc
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Lobster Magnet
Youtube 0hzBh0J1YFU
4 days ago  
1 vote:

Bith Set Me Up: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LUglEOnG​bl4]


tiny fist
 
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