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(The Takeout)   A warning to chefs: if you name your lobster, you've already lost   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, 1.5-pound lobster Blue, Portland, Maine, usual seafood delivery, Blue Betty, Press Herald, Portland Press Herald, homemade row boat, Falmouth, Maine  
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2398 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2018 at 12:53 AM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2018-08-09 09:37:13 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-08-09 09:16:17 PM  
6 votes:
You mean the guy who just got his joint a ton of free press and public good will?

Yeah...soooper big warning there....whooee, that guy, amirite?
2018-08-09 09:41:00 PM  
4 votes:
Homer Buys A Pet Lobster - The Simpsons
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2018-08-10 12:56:43 AM  
3 votes:
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2018-08-10 06:46:03 AM  
1 vote:

chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock

chitownmike: MNguy: wtf no b-52's reference?

It's not a rock

It;s a rock...LOBSTER!!

B-52's Rock Lobster
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2018-08-10 05:57:32 AM  
1 vote:
They all have the same name,:

Tasty Oceanic Cockroach

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2018-08-10 05:23:13 AM  
1 vote:
wtf no b-52's reference?
2018-08-10 01:14:37 AM  
1 vote:

optikeye: [ image 625x480]

Came for this.  Andy Kaufman wasn't so lucky.

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