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(NYPost)   Brooklyn can collector actually owns more than $8 million in NYC real estate, wonders why crazy New Yorkers don't have acceptance of people being eccentric like they used to   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Weird, real estate, New York, Park Slope, Brooklyn, New York City, Prospect Heights neighborhood, Harlem properties, eccentric Brooklyn woman, real estate holdings  
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6 days ago  
Dude, an 8 million dollar property in NYC could be a broom closet with a new slop-sink.
 
6 days ago  
Actually, $8MM will still get you a very nice place. Don't take my word for it - go online. Corocoran.com will do.
 
6 days ago  
I mean, if I had a 9 figure net worth I could spend my time picking up cans too. Or anything else I wanted.

But, picking up cans is less profitable than my current job.
 
6 days ago  

ManThatHurts: Dude, an 8 million dollar property in NYC could be a broom closet with a new slop-sink.


'New' you say?
 
6 days ago  

TheSwizz: ManThatHurts: Dude, an 8 million dollar property in NYC could be a broom closet with a new slop-sink.

'New' you say?


Nu?
 
6 days ago  
I've been following the adventures of Trash Car. This lady owns several buildings about 3 blocks from my apartment which are worth quite a lot (and they are on a very nice block). But as they say, crazy is as crazy does.
 
6 days ago  
Narrator: They never did
 
6 days ago  
... also, the Post didn't really do their homework at all for this piece. There is no "Chicago University" but there is "University of Chicago" and this lady got her MBA from Chicago GSB (now known as Booth).

Also, this car was in Park Slope for ages, then was towed a few months ago before it reappeared in Prospect Heights.
 
6 days ago  
I worked with a lady like this. Batshiat crazy, smelled, desk was literally a pile of meaningless paper and her car looked like this ladies. But she owned several million in DC property (not had loans on but owned) 20 years ago. People are weird.
 
6 days ago  
How can she rationalize paying taxes on buildings that generate no occupancy income? She's got THAT much disposable cash? It seems like it almost ought to be a crime in NYC to own beautiful brownstones that are trashy and uninhabitable inside.
 
6 days ago  
Why can't i have millions of dollars to rationalize my eccentric nature.

Some people have all the luck.
 
6 days ago  

Fano: Narrator: They never did


Apparently they once did in San Francisco:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor​_​Norton
 
6 days ago  

tzzhc4: I worked with a lady like this. Batshiat crazy, smelled, desk was literally a pile of meaningless paper and her car looked like this ladies. But she owned several million in DC property (not had loans on but owned) 20 years ago. People are weird.


What's the saying? Something like "Money talks, wealth roots through your trash at night".

You do you, garbage lady.
 
6 days ago  
You know you wanna hit dat.
You know you wanna hit dat, hit dat.
 
6 days ago  
I read about her in a Vonnegut book, I think.
 
6 days ago  

fnordest: Fano: Narrator: They never did

Apparently they once did in San Francisco:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_​Norton


We still like our batshiat crazy people here in San Francisco. https://en.m.wikipedia.org​/wiki/Nancy_​Pelosi
 
6 days ago  

cakeman: TheSwizz: ManThatHurts: Dude, an 8 million dollar property in NYC could be a broom closet with a new slop-sink.

'New' you say?

Nu?


Nu nu?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: How can she rationalize paying taxes on buildings that generate no occupancy income? She's got THAT much disposable cash? It seems like it almost ought to be a crime in NYC to own beautiful brownstones that are trashy and uninhabitable inside.


My thoughts exactly.

That, and I wanna party with this lady
 
6 days ago  

vinniethepoo: cakeman: TheSwizz: ManThatHurts: Dude, an 8 million dollar property in NYC could be a broom closet with a new slop-sink.

'New' you say?

Nu?

Nu nu?


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6 days ago  
People don't understand how the English language works. If you have less than 7 figures net worth, you're crazy. Over, you're eccentric. More than 8, you've got a childlike sense of whimsy.
 
6 days ago  

vinniethepoo: cakeman: TheSwizz: ManThatHurts: Dude, an 8 million dollar property in NYC could be a broom closet with a new slop-sink.

'New' you say?

Nu?

Nu nu?


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?
 
6 days ago  
"Eccentric" = mental illness.
 
6 days ago  
"I don't want to live in a world without whimsy"  -- Sheldon Cooper, PhD
 
6 days ago  
Wealthy + batshiat crazy==eccentric
Not wealthy + batshiat crazy==batshiat crazy
 
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