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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)   Woman stunned to find out that Walmart sells marital aids. That's why the face on their Rollback signage is always smiling   ( alt1023fm.iheart.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Sam Walton, ungodly marital aides, innocent family unit, way sex toys, Wal-Mart, S. Robson Walton, Sex toy, Human sexuality  
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7554 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2018 at 11:23 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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5 days ago  
I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.
 
5 days ago  
Hook her up to a Symbian and watch the dollars falling out of her pockets.

/DNCTFL
 
5 days ago  

Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.


Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.
 
5 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: Hook her up to a Symbian and watch the dollars falling out of her pockets.

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5 days ago  
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4 days ago  
I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.
 
4 days ago  
Marital aids?  Home improvement section.  Next to the plungers and mops.
 
4 days ago  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


You bastard! Now I have to scrub my mind's eye  out with Scotch.
 
4 days ago  
There was once a simpler time in America. Sam Walton ruled the retail world with an iron fist and the only way sex toys made it into Walmart was in or on a shopper's person

I thought they sold the iron fist as a marital aid.

They're puritanical about that but they sell guns.

Anyway, everything at Wal*Mart is a marital aid if you're brave enough.
 
4 days ago  

Mugato: There was once a simpler time in America. Sam Walton ruled the retail world with an iron fist and the only way sex toys made it into Walmart was in or on a shopper's person

I thought they sold the iron fist as a marital aid.

They're puritanical about that but they sell guns.

Anyway, everything at Wal*Mart is a marital aid if you're brave enough.


I dunno. They seem to have quite a variety on their website.
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4 days ago  
Well, their logo IS a balloon knot
 
4 days ago  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
 
4 days ago  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


No. No I'm not. Nice try though.
 
4 days ago  

Markus5: Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.


People like Pocket Ninja provides a service.  Really, where else could you be so challenged at fighting the power of suggestion?  I am pleased I passed this particular quiz, for no other reason than my own sake.

/I too was going to mention the real horror of this story is the thought of 'Do we really want to think of walmart customers getting their hands on vibrators?'
 
4 days ago  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


I have seen some weird stuff, so it wouldn't shock me. Wouldn't turn me on but, wouldn't shock me.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


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4 days ago  
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"Are you imaging what I'm imagining, Pinky?"

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids.

Narf.
 
4 days ago  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


That's NOT my fetish.
 
4 days ago  

HighlanderRPI: Well, their logo IS a balloon knot


Thanks to you, I'm finally starting to understand their corporate strategy.
 
4 days ago  
Anything is a marital aid if you're brave enough.
 
4 days ago  
Walmart sells martial aids?
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Oh, you said marital aids...
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In that case, you'd better brace yourself
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4 days ago  
I remember seeing fertility enhancement products in a Wal mart health and beauty section. My thought was, " No way these people need to breed more."
 
4 days ago  
This right here is the golden age of Wal*Mart dildos, buttplugs, and various other "personal massagers".

Stock up boys, these here is the good old days!
 
4 days ago  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


You go to Hell!  You go to Hell and you Die!
 
4 days ago  

PainInTheASP: Marital aids?  Home improvement section.  Next to the plungers and mops.


Paint shakers.
 
4 days ago  

PainInTheASP: Marital aids?  Home improvement section.  Next to the plungers and mops.


Some sort of modified wooden toilet roll holder?
 
4 days ago  
I'm assuming that "marital aids" at Walmart consist of bruise concealing makeup and oxycodone.
 
4 days ago  
I dunno. I think it's pretty obvious that Walmart is dildos.
 
4 days ago  
Having seen some of the shoppers at your typical Walmart, I would think that this would be considered a 'marital aid'.

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4 days ago  
I thought she was pretty funny.
 
4 days ago  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Having seen some of the shoppers at your typical Walmart, I would think that this would be considered a 'marital aid'.

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More helpful Wal-Mart marital aid:

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4 days ago  
-Hey, can I sleep over at your house for a few days?
- Sure, what's up?
- Well, my wife told me to go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that would enhance our love life.
- And?
- Well, when I came back and gave her the pills she wasn't too happy. Apparently she wasn't talking about diet pills.

/borrowed joke is borrowed
 
4 days ago  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I remember seeing fertility enhancement products in a Wal mart health and beauty section. My thought was, " No way these people need to breed more."


Given the fact you were there does that make you one of these people?
 
4 days ago  
At first I read "martial aids" and thought of this

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4 days ago  
WalMart is trying to compete with Amazon.. no doubt you can get that 55 gallons of lube there soon.
 
4 days ago  

pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.


LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.
 
4 days ago  
 *clicks thread in new tab*

*closes tab*
 
4 days ago  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: WalMart is trying to compete with Amazon.. no doubt you can get that 55 gallons of lube there soon.


You should check out the "sexual wellness" section of Walgreens.com. It could be its own online store with the amount of stuff they carry.
 
4 days ago  

jtown: pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.

LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.


not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.  A southern home with floor vents is a manufactured home (trailer) 99.9% of the time
 
4 days ago  

Gawdzila: At first I read "martial aids" and thought of this

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That looks as mean and as practical as the baseball bat with nails/barbed wire.
 
4 days ago  

pxsteel: not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.


This is nonsense.

I've lived in plenty of hilly places in the south. The slope caused people to build using pier and beam. If it was steep enough they often wound up with basements.
 
4 days ago  
Plan B for $50?  Cheap at three times the price.
 
4 days ago  

pxsteel: jtown: pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.

LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.

not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.  A southern home with floor vents is a manufactured home (trailer) 99.9% of the time


Which begs the question: Why haven't these people been barred from living in these manufactured houses? Many of them are cheaply built with toxic chemicals in the materials. They aren't safe in dangerous weather nor are they suppose to be used for long term living arrangements. 

It seems like the smart option is to get a home that manufactured using shipping containers and other good that are healthy for the environment or the occupants.
 
4 days ago  

pxsteel: jtown: pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.

LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.

not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.  A southern home with floor vents is a manufactured home (trailer) 99.9% of the time


Duct-under-slab is hardly rare.  I grew up in a house with that setup.  Only way to do it if you have open beam ceilings in the middle of the structure unless you want to double up on the HVAC units.  I can't say I recommend it but I seen it.
 
4 days ago  

stan unusual: Walmart sells martial aids?
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Oh, you said marital aids...
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In that case, you'd better brace yourself
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Brace yourself for what?

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4 days ago  
Paper towel holders?

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4 days ago  
I couldn't listen to the vid more than a few seconds.
Her voice is worse than the squeeky wheels on her 1990 doublewide.
 
4 days ago  

mjbok: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I remember seeing fertility enhancement products in a Wal mart health and beauty section. My thought was, " No way these people need to breed more."

Given the fact you were there does that make you one of these people?


Oh, I know that. One of the many reasons I will condemn 100 percent of my sperm to futility.
 
4 days ago  

pxsteel: jtown: pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.

LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.

not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.  A southern home with floor vents is a manufactured home (trailer) 99.9% of the time


Where did you come up with that?  Basements aren't any less common in the south than anywhere else.  I've got one.  Probably every house in my neighborhood has one.  And yes, the vents are in the floor, the air handler is in the basement.

/The ceiling doesn't slope, though.
 
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