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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)   Woman stunned to find out that Walmart sells marital aids. That's why the face on their Rollback signage is always smiling   ( alt1023fm.iheart.com) divider line
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2018-08-09 05:30:10 PM  
I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.
 
2018-08-09 05:35:22 PM  
Hook her up to a Symbian and watch the dollars falling out of her pockets.

/DNCTFL
 
2018-08-09 05:50:46 PM  

Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.


Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.
 
2018-08-09 06:43:49 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Hook her up to a Symbian and watch the dollars falling out of her pockets.

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2018-08-09 06:48:01 PM  
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2018-08-09 09:10:59 PM  
I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.
 
2018-08-09 09:54:25 PM  
Marital aids?  Home improvement section.  Next to the plungers and mops.
 
2018-08-09 10:11:36 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


You bastard! Now I have to scrub my mind's eye  out with Scotch.
 
2018-08-09 10:37:09 PM  
There was once a simpler time in America. Sam Walton ruled the retail world with an iron fist and the only way sex toys made it into Walmart was in or on a shopper's person

I thought they sold the iron fist as a marital aid.

They're puritanical about that but they sell guns.

Anyway, everything at Wal*Mart is a marital aid if you're brave enough.
 
2018-08-09 10:42:45 PM  

Mugato: There was once a simpler time in America. Sam Walton ruled the retail world with an iron fist and the only way sex toys made it into Walmart was in or on a shopper's person

I thought they sold the iron fist as a marital aid.

They're puritanical about that but they sell guns.

Anyway, everything at Wal*Mart is a marital aid if you're brave enough.


I dunno. They seem to have quite a variety on their website.
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2018-08-09 10:55:43 PM  
Well, their logo IS a balloon knot
 
2018-08-09 11:29:13 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
 
2018-08-09 11:33:39 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


No. No I'm not. Nice try though.
 
2018-08-09 11:33:40 PM  

Markus5: Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.


People like Pocket Ninja provides a service.  Really, where else could you be so challenged at fighting the power of suggestion?  I am pleased I passed this particular quiz, for no other reason than my own sake.

/I too was going to mention the real horror of this story is the thought of 'Do we really want to think of walmart customers getting their hands on vibrators?'
 
2018-08-09 11:34:00 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


I have seen some weird stuff, so it wouldn't shock me. Wouldn't turn me on but, wouldn't shock me.
 
2018-08-09 11:35:36 PM  
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2018-08-09 11:40:09 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


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2018-08-09 11:40:12 PM  
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"Are you imaging what I'm imagining, Pinky?"

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids.

Narf.
 
2018-08-09 11:40:18 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


That's NOT my fetish.
 
2018-08-09 11:40:27 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Well, their logo IS a balloon knot


Thanks to you, I'm finally starting to understand their corporate strategy.
 
2018-08-09 11:41:21 PM  
Anything is a marital aid if you're brave enough.
 
2018-08-09 11:49:10 PM  
Walmart sells martial aids?
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Oh, you said marital aids...
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In that case, you'd better brace yourself
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2018-08-09 11:55:01 PM  
I remember seeing fertility enhancement products in a Wal mart health and beauty section. My thought was, " No way these people need to breed more."
 
2018-08-09 11:55:25 PM  
This right here is the golden age of Wal*Mart dildos, buttplugs, and various other "personal massagers".

Stock up boys, these here is the good old days!
 
2018-08-09 11:56:04 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'm imagining a porn site where individuals featured on People of Wal-Mart are paid to film themselves experimenting with Wal-Mart marital aids. Now you're imagining it, too.


You go to Hell!  You go to Hell and you Die!
 
2018-08-09 11:57:19 PM  

PainInTheASP: Marital aids?  Home improvement section.  Next to the plungers and mops.


Paint shakers.
 
2018-08-10 12:03:20 AM  

PainInTheASP: Marital aids?  Home improvement section.  Next to the plungers and mops.


Some sort of modified wooden toilet roll holder?
 
2018-08-10 12:04:05 AM  
I'm assuming that "marital aids" at Walmart consist of bruise concealing makeup and oxycodone.
 
2018-08-10 12:12:38 AM  
I dunno. I think it's pretty obvious that Walmart is dildos.
 
2018-08-10 12:13:05 AM  
Having seen some of the shoppers at your typical Walmart, I would think that this would be considered a 'marital aid'.

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2018-08-10 12:19:02 AM  
I thought she was pretty funny.
 
2018-08-10 12:25:13 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Having seen some of the shoppers at your typical Walmart, I would think that this would be considered a 'marital aid'.

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More helpful Wal-Mart marital aid:

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2018-08-10 12:27:35 AM  
-Hey, can I sleep over at your house for a few days?
- Sure, what's up?
- Well, my wife told me to go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that would enhance our love life.
- And?
- Well, when I came back and gave her the pills she wasn't too happy. Apparently she wasn't talking about diet pills.

/borrowed joke is borrowed
 
2018-08-10 12:28:33 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I remember seeing fertility enhancement products in a Wal mart health and beauty section. My thought was, " No way these people need to breed more."


Given the fact you were there does that make you one of these people?
 
2018-08-10 12:33:17 AM  
At first I read "martial aids" and thought of this

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2018-08-10 12:33:52 AM  
WalMart is trying to compete with Amazon.. no doubt you can get that 55 gallons of lube there soon.
 
2018-08-10 12:38:07 AM  

pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.


LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.
 
2018-08-10 12:39:39 AM  
 *clicks thread in new tab*

*closes tab*
 
2018-08-10 12:42:38 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: WalMart is trying to compete with Amazon.. no doubt you can get that 55 gallons of lube there soon.


You should check out the "sexual wellness" section of Walgreens.com. It could be its own online store with the amount of stuff they carry.
 
2018-08-10 12:48:39 AM  

jtown: pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.

LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.


not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.  A southern home with floor vents is a manufactured home (trailer) 99.9% of the time
 
2018-08-10 01:08:26 AM  

Gawdzila: At first I read "martial aids" and thought of this

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That looks as mean and as practical as the baseball bat with nails/barbed wire.
 
2018-08-10 01:11:06 AM  

pxsteel: not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.


This is nonsense.

I've lived in plenty of hilly places in the south. The slope caused people to build using pier and beam. If it was steep enough they often wound up with basements.
 
2018-08-10 01:12:50 AM  
Plan B for $50?  Cheap at three times the price.
 
2018-08-10 01:16:09 AM  

pxsteel: jtown: pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.

LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.

not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.  A southern home with floor vents is a manufactured home (trailer) 99.9% of the time


Which begs the question: Why haven't these people been barred from living in these manufactured houses? Many of them are cheaply built with toxic chemicals in the materials. They aren't safe in dangerous weather nor are they suppose to be used for long term living arrangements. 

It seems like the smart option is to get a home that manufactured using shipping containers and other good that are healthy for the environment or the occupants.
 
2018-08-10 01:22:21 AM  

pxsteel: jtown: pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.

LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.

not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.  A southern home with floor vents is a manufactured home (trailer) 99.9% of the time


Duct-under-slab is hardly rare.  I grew up in a house with that setup.  Only way to do it if you have open beam ceilings in the middle of the structure unless you want to double up on the HVAC units.  I can't say I recommend it but I seen it.
 
2018-08-10 01:28:07 AM  

stan unusual: Walmart sells martial aids?
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Oh, you said marital aids...
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In that case, you'd better brace yourself
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Brace yourself for what?

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2018-08-10 02:17:35 AM  
Paper towel holders?

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2018-08-10 02:26:26 AM  
I couldn't listen to the vid more than a few seconds.
Her voice is worse than the squeeky wheels on her 1990 doublewide.
 
2018-08-10 03:00:37 AM  

mjbok: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I remember seeing fertility enhancement products in a Wal mart health and beauty section. My thought was, " No way these people need to breed more."

Given the fact you were there does that make you one of these people?


Oh, I know that. One of the many reasons I will condemn 100 percent of my sperm to futility.
 
2018-08-10 04:44:32 AM  

pxsteel: jtown: pxsteel: Lambskincoat: I didn't know that vibrators and lube were so funny. Stand up comedy is very easy in that part of the country.

Southern trailer park babe.  In the right side of the frame you can see the floor vent that gives it away as a trailer.  Doublewide park model from the slope of the ceiling.

LOLWUT?  Lots of homes have floor vents.  Lots of homes also have a shallow slope to the ceiling/roof.  I'm not saying that's not a trailer but neither of your clues is exclusive to trailers.

not many basements in the south, some pier and beam but mostly slab.  A southern home with floor vents is a manufactured home (trailer) 99.9% of the time


Where did you come up with that?  Basements aren't any less common in the south than anywhere else.  I've got one.  Probably every house in my neighborhood has one.  And yes, the vents are in the floor, the air handler is in the basement.

/The ceiling doesn't slope, though.
 
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