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2018-08-09 04:37:58 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:42:42 PM  
A federal judge threatened to hold Attorney General Jeff Sessions in contempt after learning two asylum seekers fighting deportation were ordered to leave the country. -CNN
 
2018-08-09 04:52:03 PM  
Homeward bound.

Weekend time.

One day closer.
 
2018-08-09 04:52:47 PM  
 
2018-08-09 04:54:19 PM  

the_innkeeper: Homeward bound.

Weekend time.

One day closer.


Are you moving to Houston? My bro in law lives in the suburbs if you need a list of fun things to do.
/difficulty, he likes opera and orchids, so there may not be 100% overlap.
 
2018-08-09 04:55:37 PM  
Hey kids. Good news! My protege' took her boards  and passed. She's a nurse now! I'm stupid proud of her, and I am still in awe of this result. Of course to celebrate she posted a pic of her butt on the internets [kids today!]

/Heh.
 
2018-08-09 04:56:32 PM  
Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....
 
2018-08-09 04:57:00 PM  

roddikinsathome: Hey kids. Good news! My protege' took her boards  and passed. She's a nurse now! I'm stupid proud of her, and I am still in awe of this result. Of course to celebrate she posted a pic of her butt on the internets [kids today!]

/Heh.


Congrats to her and you both!
 
2018-08-09 04:59:27 PM  

FishCake: the_innkeeper: Homeward bound.

Weekend time.

One day closer.

Are you moving to Houston? My bro in law lives in the suburbs if you need a list of fun things to do.
/difficulty, he likes opera and orchids, so there may not be 100% overlap.


Got  a cold call yesterday. Sent them my resume. I honestly think I am a bit inexperienced for the position, but I would be more than happy to fail upwards.

I should know in a week if they want to do interviews. If they fly me down for one I may have a chance.

And it's Austin. I misspoke yesterday.
 
2018-08-09 04:59:31 PM  
Hey hey, Thirsty Thursday
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2018-08-09 05:02:47 PM  

the_innkeeper: FishCake: the_innkeeper: Homeward bound.

Weekend time.

One day closer.

Are you moving to Houston? My bro in law lives in the suburbs if you need a list of fun things to do.
/difficulty, he likes opera and orchids, so there may not be 100% overlap.

Got  a cold call yesterday. Sent them my resume. I honestly think I am a bit inexperienced for the position, but I would be more than happy to fail upwards.

I should know in a week if they want to do interviews. If they fly me down for one I may have a chance.

And it's Austin. I misspoke yesterday.


That could be better--less floody. More trafficky, though :D
 
2018-08-09 05:04:00 PM  

FishCake: Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....


Only turn them over to Oleg, and for a date and flowers, eh?

Someone tell her to shut up, or she'll end up skripal'd?
 
2018-08-09 05:05:24 PM  
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2018-08-09 05:05:27 PM  

FishCake: the_innkeeper: FishCake: the_innkeeper: Homeward bound.

Weekend time.

One day closer.

Are you moving to Houston? My bro in law lives in the suburbs if you need a list of fun things to do.
/difficulty, he likes opera and orchids, so there may not be 100% overlap.

Got  a cold call yesterday. Sent them my resume. I honestly think I am a bit inexperienced for the position, but I would be more than happy to fail upwards.

I should know in a week if they want to do interviews. If they fly me down for one I may have a chance.

And it's Austin. I misspoke yesterday.

That could be better--less floody. More trafficky, though :D


Eh. I would live in my office/van, and fly home. No interest in being a permanent Austinite
 
2018-08-09 05:05:31 PM  

the_innkeeper: FishCake: Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....

Only turn them over to Oleg, and for a date and flowers, eh?

Someone tell her to shut up, or she'll end up skripal'd?


That's a bingo.
 
2018-08-09 05:05:47 PM  
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Reality be rent. Synapse break. Banishment, this world!  Hey Maddies!
 
2018-08-09 05:12:41 PM  

FishCake: the_innkeeper: FishCake: Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....

Only turn them over to Oleg, and for a date and flowers, eh?

Someone tell her to shut up, or she'll end up skripal'd?

That's a bingo.


Yeah, figure that's pretty much exactly what happened.
 
2018-08-09 05:14:34 PM  

FishCake: roddikinsathome: Hey kids. Good news! My protege' took her boards  and passed. She's a nurse now! I'm stupid proud of her, and I am still in awe of this result. Of course to celebrate she posted a pic of her butt on the internets [kids today!]

/Heh.

Congrats to her and you both!


Tanks Fish!
 
2018-08-09 05:17:23 PM  

FishCake: Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....



Found dead in her cell in 5... 4... 3...
 
2018-08-09 05:18:44 PM  

Great Porn Dragon: FishCake: the_innkeeper: FishCake: Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....

Only turn them over to Oleg, and for a date and flowers, eh?

Someone tell her to shut up, or she'll end up skripal'd?

That's a bingo.

Yeah, figure that's pretty much exactly what happened.


I had her originally pegged as a disinformation lure.
 
2018-08-09 05:27:40 PM  

the_innkeeper: FishCake: the_innkeeper: Homeward bound.

Weekend time.

One day closer.

Are you moving to Houston? My bro in law lives in the suburbs if you need a list of fun things to do.
/difficulty, he likes opera and orchids, so there may not be 100% overlap.

Got  a cold call yesterday. Sent them my resume. I honestly think I am a bit inexperienced for the position, but I would be more than happy to fail upwards.

I should know in a week if they want to do interviews. If they fly me down for one I may have a chance.

And it's Austin. I misspoke yesterday.


Yay!!

Placeholder
 
2018-08-09 05:30:22 PM  

FishCake: Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​e
 
2018-08-09 05:32:11 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Great Porn Dragon: FishCake: the_innkeeper: FishCake: Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....

Only turn them over to Oleg, and for a date and flowers, eh?

Someone tell her to shut up, or she'll end up skripal'd?

That's a bingo.

Yeah, figure that's pretty much exactly what happened.

I had her originally pegged as a disinformation lure.


Or one of the hookers from the tape WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
2018-08-09 05:33:26 PM  

null: Unbridled Apathy: Great Porn Dragon: FishCake: the_innkeeper: FishCake: Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....

Only turn them over to Oleg, and for a date and flowers, eh?

Someone tell her to shut up, or she'll end up skripal'd?

That's a bingo.

Yeah, figure that's pretty much exactly what happened.

I had her originally pegged as a disinformation lure.

Or one of the hookers from the tape WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Hahahahha....


Oh..

That's entirely plausible.
 
2018-08-09 05:36:20 PM  

the_innkeeper: I would be more than happy to fail upwards.


Yep.

Stumblef*cked myself into a position I feel horribly unqualified for. Next week is going to be interesting. Huge learning curve.

Such is life.
 
2018-08-09 05:38:27 PM  
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read the opinion piece from the Toronto Star about Jordan Peterson someone posted in that PolThread. holy shiat that asshole's scary. now watching a man teach me about sous vide while i eat junk food, because i'm a winner like that.
 
2018-08-09 05:38:27 PM  
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Kirablue42: FishCake: Kirablue42: Everything I give them in writing at this point will be held against me. I am going to say as little as possible, get it documented again that I got seen and nothing wa sdone..

and probably end up dead of a heart attack or something soon.

Did they at least follow up on your thyroid and your dentures? Because poorly fitting dentures in themselves can Mess You Up. And why would they ignore high blood pressure??
/also hugs..I know how it is when people Will Not Listen. And when they finally do the test you wanted them to--- and then they are surprised that yes, there WAS something wrong... you just wish society would let you kick them repeatedly in the shins.
/and tell them that they are imagining the pain.

They will NOT refer me to an oral surgeon. I was told that. The dentist thinks it's not tmj related. Even though they cancleed the EENT becuse it was. and I am in the wrong for being upset over being misdiagnosed with pseudotumor and asking for another mri and a correct diagnosis..

you have to understand..the person you are supposed to go to for patient complaints at the VA..the patient rep..she called me..and it's MY FAULT FOR BEING EMOTIONAL

AND THEY WON'T DO ANYTHING. I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR NOW AND WILL COME BACK ANS AY I TOLD YOU SO.

BECAUSE THERE IS NO GODAMN HELP FOR ME AT ALL.


You sent me an email. Send one to (Farker willing to volunteer) They will edit it down for you clean up language and keep it as emotionless as possible. then when they call send them the document. if they need something clarified then have that filtered too. Document everything..
 
2018-08-09 05:44:43 PM  
I had a successful day
Airwave angst down another notch
Hopefully Frontier site moved in a week (Still F*ucktier tho)
Site: They got a lecture about GET Datacenter 2016 and CALs
Server only $52.00 + $8.00 per CAL at TechSoup
Free laptop is working well with Mint
Brought back other freebies for our less advantaged libraries (one of my more popular innovations)
 
2018-08-09 05:45:29 PM  
Did anyone get the reference?

Reality be rent. Synapse break. Banishment, this world!
Youtube 81zpoFO6DzY

A lot of people seem to be suffering from Chunibyo lately.
 
2018-08-09 05:46:14 PM  
 
2018-08-09 05:47:12 PM  

DannyBrandt: the_innkeeper: I would be more than happy to fail upwards.

Yep.

Stumblef*cked myself into a position I feel horribly unqualified for. Next week is going to be interesting. Huge learning curve.

Such is life.


*youcandoit gif
 
2018-08-09 05:47:12 PM  

kimwim: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefin​g​-room/news/401137-obamas-greeted-by-sc​reaming-fans-at-marthas-vineyard

This made me cry actual tears.


His stock will only go up,
No insider trading necessary.
 
2018-08-09 05:48:00 PM  

roddikinsathome: FishCake: Hey, a follow-up story!
Russian Oligarch-linked Prostitute, Nastya Rybka, Suddenly Refuses to Cooperate with U.S.
Back in March, a Belarusian woman named Anastasia Vashukevich, who went by the name Nastya Rybka, made international headlines after being arrested in Thailand for organizing a prostitution training seminar within the country.  Upon her arrest, she claimed that she had access to over 16 hours of video and audio recordings that could shed light on "Russia's role in U.S. elections." .....


Found dead in her cell in 5... 4... 3...


My hope, and it's just a hope, was that one of the 5 Eyes went and bribed the guards and got at least a recorded statement from her about what she thought went down. Maybe not admissible in a US court, but enough for the history books.
Photo of her looks really young. Like if-you-were-a-Chinese-gymnast-I'd-wann​a-see-ID-young. Which makes me think Null could be right.
 
2018-08-09 05:48:08 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: kimwim: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing​-room/news/401137-obamas-greeted-by-sc​reaming-fans-at-marthas-vineyard

This made me cry actual tears.

His stock will only go up,
No insider trading necessary.


🤮🔥
 
2018-08-09 05:48:36 PM  

real_headhoncho: Did anyone get the reference?

[YouTube video: Reality be rent. Synapse break. Banishment, this world!]
A lot of people seem to be suffering from Chunibyo lately.


I don't know what that is
 
2018-08-09 05:48:39 PM  

real_headhoncho: Did anyone get the reference?

[Youtube 81zpoFO6DzY image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/81zpoFO6​DzY]
A lot of people seem to be suffering from Chunibyo lately.


was...

so that was supposed to cause it to make more sense?
 
2018-08-09 05:49:44 PM  

kimwim: DannyBrandt: the_innkeeper: I would be more than happy to fail upwards.

Yep.

Stumblef*cked myself into a position I feel horribly unqualified for. Next week is going to be interesting. Huge learning curve.

Such is life.

*youcandoit gif


Thank you.
 
2018-08-09 05:50:24 PM  

kimwim: real_headhoncho: Did anyone get the reference?

[YouTube video: Reality be rent. Synapse break. Banishment, this world!]
A lot of people seem to be suffering from Chunibyo lately.

I don't know what that is


Middle School syndrome (google says)
 
2018-08-09 05:53:06 PM  

kimwim: DannyBrandt: the_innkeeper: I would be more than happy to fail upwards.

Yep.

Stumblef*cked myself into a position I feel horribly unqualified for. Next week is going to be interesting. Huge learning curve.

Such is life.

*youcandoit gif


Is there a Fairuza Balk thrown into the mix here?

Please?
 
2018-08-09 05:53:36 PM  
the article i was referring to, btw. suddenly all the dipshiat ranting from one of my friends is starting to make sense, especially his railing against Marxism, a philosophy he couldn't correctly define if i had a gun to his dick...
 
2018-08-09 05:55:37 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: kimwim: real_headhoncho: Did anyone get the reference?

[YouTube video: Reality be rent. Synapse break. Banishment, this world!]
A lot of people seem to be suffering from Chunibyo lately.

I don't know what that is

Middle School syndrome (google says)


Middle school was awful. Girl clique had an actual vote on whether to admit me or not. I was not admitted. I was randomly beaten up on the way home by ppl I didn't know.
I had a major crush on the music teacher. Rob Morrow. He left to teach in Oregon he next year. I'd go to the guidance counselor, thinking it was because he was my friend, not knowing I was in therapy. Nobody ever told me.
 
2018-08-09 05:56:43 PM  
 
2018-08-09 05:57:29 PM  

the_innkeeper: FishCake: the_innkeeper: Homeward bound.

Weekend time.

One day closer.

Are you moving to Houston? My bro in law lives in the suburbs if you need a list of fun things to do.
/difficulty, he likes opera and orchids, so there may not be 100% overlap.

Got  a cold call yesterday. Sent them my resume. I honestly think I am a bit inexperienced for the position, but I would be more than happy to fail upwards.

I should know in a week if they want to do interviews. If they fly me down for one I may have a chance.

And it's Austin. I misspoke yesterday.


Still humid, but less so. Could be bearable. Austin can be fun, but it's a pain in the ass - and really farking bad if you've got pollen allergies.
 
2018-08-09 05:58:05 PM  

null: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/whit​e​-house-staff-dreads-vacations-trump-sp​ends-fuming-stewing-golf-games-heres/


HA!   GOOD.  I'm enjoying his misery.
 
2018-08-09 05:59:22 PM  

roddikinsathome: Hey kids. Good news! My protege' took her boards  and passed. She's a nurse now! I'm stupid proud of her, and I am still in awe of this result. Of course to celebrate she posted a pic of her butt on the internets [kids today!]

/Heh.


Congrats! or should I say..
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Helloooooo Nurse!
 
2018-08-09 06:00:33 PM  
home
 
2018-08-09 06:00:46 PM  

raerae1980: null: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/white​-house-staff-dreads-vacations-trump-sp​ends-fuming-stewing-golf-games-heres/

HA!   GOOD.  I'm enjoying his misery.


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damn straight :)
 
2018-08-09 06:00:48 PM  

DannyBrandt: kimwim: DannyBrandt: the_innkeeper: I would be more than happy to fail upwards.

Yep.

Stumblef*cked myself into a position I feel horribly unqualified for. Next week is going to be interesting. Huge learning curve.

Such is life.

*youcandoit gif

Thank you.


Always punch above your weight class.

Makes work interesting .

At least that's how I roll.

You'll do great.
 
2018-08-09 06:01:26 PM  
This emoluments thing seems like it is heating up.  I'm glad the judge is taking a (rightfully IMO) broad view of what constitutes an emolument.
 
2018-08-09 06:01:37 PM  
Happy Thursday all

so a big change from yesterday

I have actually been on twitter 2 days in a row due to Kimwim
 
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