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(CNN)   Today you can vote for the insignia that countless future cadets will proudly pin to their SPACE FORCE uniform when they graduate from the Trump Moon Base Academy   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2018-08-09 04:09:29 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:17:02 PM  
These are the designs that will strike fear into the Klingon hordes.
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2018-08-09 04:18:53 PM  
Perfect for all those conservative voters that are already space cadets.

:P
 
2018-08-09 04:19:11 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:20:50 PM  

FortyHams: These are the designs that will strike fear into the Klingon hordes.
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So we've got:

Trump's Hair
Rocket Man
Twizzler's Pull & Peel
Rocket Fart
Rocket Fart
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2018-08-09 04:21:25 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:23:00 PM  
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minor tweak
 
2018-08-09 04:23:15 PM  
No "Space Farce" ?
 
2018-08-09 04:25:47 PM  
So many better options

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2018-08-09 04:26:24 PM  
Dildos. Dildos in space.
 
2018-08-09 04:26:46 PM  
This is so stupid.   We don't have money for important things, but THIS is a priority?
 
2018-08-09 04:27:03 PM  

FortyHams: So many better options

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I like the skull one.
 
2018-08-09 04:29:21 PM  

raerae1980: This is so stupid.   We don't have money for important things, but THIS is a priority?


But think of the grift.
 
2018-08-09 04:29:41 PM  
Ray-gun Republicans
 
2018-08-09 04:30:02 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:30:14 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:30:30 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:31:14 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:31:22 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:31:25 PM  
I can't even farking believe it.  What in the actual banana pant world.
 
2018-08-09 04:32:07 PM  

raerae1980: This is so stupid.   We don't have money for important things, but THIS is a priority?


I read an article earlier about how the Coast Guard is down to its last icebraker that is over 40 years old(Russkies have 30) and some dipshiat congressman rerouted the money allocated to build them a new one to the farking wall.
 
2018-08-09 04:32:08 PM  
This whole thing is stupid, but there's something especially infuriating about giving it an alternate-universe NASA logo.
 
2018-08-09 04:32:29 PM  

raerae1980: This is so stupid.   We don't have money for important things, but THIS is a priority?


I JUST got a job in space related government contracting, and I still agree with you wholeheartedly.
 
2018-08-09 04:32:44 PM  
I'm voting for Spacey McSpaceface.
 
2018-08-09 04:32:50 PM  

dugitman: raerae1980: This is so stupid.   We don't have money for important things, but THIS is a priority?

I read an article earlier about how the Coast Guard is down to its last icebraker that is over 40 years old(Russkies have 30) and some dipshiat congressman rerouted the money allocated to build them a new one to the farking wall.


Well, all the ice is melting.
 
2018-08-09 04:32:55 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:33:11 PM  
DerpSpace 9.
 
2018-08-09 04:33:48 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:33:51 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:33:57 PM  

dugitman: raerae1980: This is so stupid.   We don't have money for important things, but THIS is a priority?

I read an article earlier about how the Coast Guard is down to its last icebraker that is over 40 years old(Russkies have 30) and some dipshiat congressman rerouted the money allocated to build them a new one to the farking wall.


That's infuriating.
 
2018-08-09 04:34:15 PM  
Jesus farkin Christ
 
2018-08-09 04:34:42 PM  
Is this for real? I need this to be fake so badly. Please guys. I can't anymore.
 
2018-08-09 04:34:47 PM  

dugitman: raerae1980: This is so stupid.   We don't have money for important things, but THIS is a priority?

I read an article earlier about how the Coast Guard is down to its last icebraker that is over 40 years old(Russkies have 30) and some dipshiat congressman rerouted the money allocated to build them a new one to the farking wall.


Enough climate change, and we'll have those russkies over a barrel again wasting their resources on useless icebreakers. It's all part of the plan.
 
2018-08-09 04:34:57 PM  
holy shiate!  tense-Pence is super serious about this

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/that's his same expression when he hears mother fart into the naughty-chair (toilet)
 
2018-08-09 04:35:09 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:35:33 PM  
Looks like Buck Rogers / Flash Gordon era art direction.  Sure to be a nostalgic hit with the octogenarian crowd that supports it.
 
2018-08-09 04:35:40 PM  

strapp3r: naughty-chair (toilet)


I lol'd
 
2018-08-09 04:35:44 PM  
This is happening. This is what they're giving President Angry Baby to distract him.

Cthulhu be praised because I'm already insane.
 
2018-08-09 04:36:16 PM  
I like how this is all an excuse for Trump 2020 to sell new merch. This is in fact the dumbest farking timeline possible.
 
2018-08-09 04:36:59 PM  
WHAT THE ACTUAL FNCK IS THIS SHYT?
 
2018-08-09 04:37:01 PM  
Which one of these...

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The answer is none. None of these
 
2018-08-09 04:37:13 PM  
Ah fark it's real
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2018-08-09 04:37:41 PM  
I think the real news here is that Trump sent out an email that wasn't shamelessly begging for more donation money.
 
2018-08-09 04:37:46 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:37:51 PM  
Remember this has to look good being worn by a few thousand South American refugee kids who have been separated from their families and are being reprogrammed into the enforcers of a fascist regime. So it has to hold up for a few years.
 
2018-08-09 04:38:18 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:38:23 PM  

SkylineRecords: I think the real news here is that Trump sent out an email that wasn't shamelessly begging for more donation money.


They're going to use it to sell merch.
 
2018-08-09 04:38:39 PM  
The first big red one with the gold swoosh looks just like Trump, so it has to win, I'm afraid.
 
2018-08-09 04:38:39 PM  
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/ for your consideration
 
2018-08-09 04:39:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Cease and Desist Letter from developers of "No Man's Sky"


Yeah, no kidding.

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