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(New Musical Express)   Rick Astley opening bar in Shoreditch, promises he'll never give booze up, go dry, or not serve you   ( nme.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Mikkel Borg Bjergs, Brewery, founder Mikkel Borg, Love, Beer, Never Gonna Give You Up, Alcoholic beverage, Rick Astley  
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2018-08-09 04:14:11 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:31:10 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:39:21 PM  
He's looking nice and trim for a beer drinker.    I wonder what his secret is?

I imagine it's not drinking 10 pints in a sitting.
 
2018-08-09 04:40:00 PM  
Time Trumpet - Tim Henman Remembers
Youtube BJdF7S1ULhk
 
2018-08-09 04:44:33 PM  
When I grow rich
Say the bells of Shoreditch
 
2018-08-09 04:52:04 PM  
It's a media-heavy and strip-club dominated area.

Okay. It's London.
 
2018-08-09 05:11:34 PM  
Lisa Stansfield - Never, Never Gonna Give You Up (Video)
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https://open.spotify.com/track/2eQsOB​A​70PcuBt5purSIT8
 
2018-08-09 05:22:37 PM  
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Nice to see they've finally gotten rid of that salvage yard.
 
2018-08-09 06:48:24 PM  
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2018-08-09 08:09:12 PM  
Who the fark names a place 'shoreditch'? Was sludgebottom taken?
 
2018-08-09 08:54:18 PM  

Subtonic: Who the fark names a place 'shoreditch'? Was sludgebottom taken?


I know, right! It almost as bad as Subtonic. Jeez, people.
 
2018-08-09 08:57:16 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Who the fark names a place 'shoreditch'? Was sludgebottom taken?

I know, right! It almost as bad as Subtonic. Jeez, people.


I'll have you know that was my late beloved grandmother's name! Feel good about yourself now?
 
2018-08-09 09:07:23 PM  

Subtonic: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Who the fark names a place 'shoreditch'? Was sludgebottom taken?

I know, right! It almost as bad as Subtonic. Jeez, people.

I'll have you know that was my late beloved grandmother's name! Feel good about yourself now?


She gave me Herpys so yes, YES I DO!! AND GOOD EVENING SIR!!!
 
2018-08-09 09:14:28 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Who the fark names a place 'shoreditch'? Was sludgebottom taken?

I know, right! It almost as bad as Subtonic. Jeez, people.

I'll have you know that was my late beloved grandmother's name! Feel good about yourself now?

She gave me Herpys so yes, YES I DO!! AND GOOD EVENING SIR!!!


What did you expect for 3 bucks, ya farkin degenerate
 
2018-08-09 09:19:40 PM  

Subtonic: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Who the fark names a place 'shoreditch'? Was sludgebottom taken?

I know, right! It almost as bad as Subtonic. Jeez, people.

I'll have you know that was my late beloved grandmother's name! Feel good about yourself now?

She gave me Herpys so yes, YES I DO!! AND GOOD EVENING SIR!!!

What did you expect for 3 bucks, ya farkin degenerate


A nice gum job and crabs. Herpys? That shiat never goes away. My poor pets.
 
2018-08-09 09:26:41 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Who the fark names a place 'shoreditch'? Was sludgebottom taken?

I know, right! It almost as bad as Subtonic. Jeez, people.

I'll have you know that was my late beloved grandmother's name! Feel good about yourself now?

She gave me Herpys so yes, YES I DO!! AND GOOD EVENING SIR!!!

What did you expect for 3 bucks, ya farkin degenerate

A nice gum job and crabs. Herpys? That shiat never goes away. My poor pets.


Well, I can break out the saline pump and vaseoline one more time if it saves me paying a refund. But no spitting this time, it's disrespectful. There's life in the old girl yet.
 
2018-08-09 09:32:27 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: When I grow rich
Say the bells of Shoreditch


Now comes a candle to light you to bed, and then comes a chopper to chop off your head
 
2018-08-09 09:38:39 PM  

Subtonic: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Who the fark names a place 'shoreditch'? Was sludgebottom taken?

I know, right! It almost as bad as Subtonic. Jeez, people.

I'll have you know that was my late beloved grandmother's name! Feel good about yourself now?

She gave me Herpys so yes, YES I DO!! AND GOOD EVENING SIR!!!

What did you expect for 3 bucks, ya farkin degenerate

A nice gum job and crabs. Herpys? That shiat never goes away. My poor pets.

Well, I can break out the saline pump and vaseoline one more time if it saves me paying a refund. But no spitting this time, it's disrespectful. There's life in the old girl yet.


Hmm.?. I won't say no. Good old Grammy Subtonic. Good times. I like how she always had a two dollar bill to make change for my five. How she smelled just ever so slightly of moth balls and pee... And death. She was smart and fun for her advanced years. Even the first time we, well... meet she somehow instinctively new I was into rape rollplay. She would play. It was so cute. Trying to "escape" using her walker. I would take the tennis balls off of the first two legs. Good times. I guess the herpys are now just a happy memory.
How are you going to get her body ready, I've never told you where it's buried.
 
2018-08-09 09:40:57 PM  
Heh. Aaand its bed time
 
2018-08-09 09:44:57 PM  

Subtonic: Heh. Aaand its bed time


LMFAO!!! Thanks for playing. I like to write and that was a farked up dark but fun exercise. Cheers. Please never read that to your grandmother, thanks.
 
2018-08-09 10:34:47 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Heh. Aaand its bed time

LMFAO!!! Thanks for playing. I like to write and that was a farked up dark but fun exercise. Cheers. Please never read that to your grandmother, thanks.


No disrespect meant, but if you like to write, you should learn how to spell "herpies" correctly.
95 per-cent of the world has it, therefore, 80 per-cent of readers have it.
 
2018-08-09 10:49:49 PM  

Lipspinach: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Heh. Aaand its bed time

LMFAO!!! Thanks for playing. I like to write and that was a farked up dark but fun exercise. Cheers. Please never read that to your grandmother, thanks.

No disrespect meant, but if you like to write, you should learn how to spell "herpies" correctly.
95 per-cent of the world has it, therefore, 80 per-cent of readers have it.


it's spelled herpes, not herpies
 
2018-08-09 10:58:07 PM  

Lipspinach: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Heh. Aaand its bed time

LMFAO!!! Thanks for playing. I like to write and that was a farked up dark but fun exercise. Cheers. Please never read that to your grandmother, thanks.

No disrespect meant, but if you like to write, you should learn how to spell "herpies" correctly.
95 per-cent of the world has it, therefore, 80 per-cent of readers have it.


I'm super into left brain word fetishists! what's up?
 
2018-08-09 10:59:21 PM  

psychicdeath99: Lipspinach: 668NeighborOfTheBeast: Subtonic: Heh. Aaand its bed time

LMFAO!!! Thanks for playing. I like to write and that was a farked up dark but fun exercise. Cheers. Please never read that to your grandmother, thanks.

No disrespect meant, but if you like to write, you should learn how to spell "herpies" correctly.
95 per-cent of the world has it, therefore, 80 per-cent of readers have it.

it's spelled herpes, not herpies


Psychicdeath99 ,Please spell right for me!! I hope your old! let's hook up!!!
 
2018-08-10 01:47:44 AM  
Shoreditch thread.

Being a Dickhead's Cool
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2018-08-10 04:53:32 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 630x630]


That's not funny anymore.
 
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