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(USA Today)   Are you ready for some football? There are 12 games on tap. Hot takes will be flowing and future Hall of Famers will be named. NFL Preseason officially begins tonight. Kick offs begin at 7pm EDT. Check local listings for your games   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
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/Go Hawks.
 
5 days ago  
Battle of Pennsylvania tonight!

Too bad it is only a preseason game. Just nobody get hurt, please.
 
5 days ago  
Excited to see the ones tonight. GO BEARS!
 
5 days ago  
Nice. Nfl network givin it away for free.
 
5 days ago  
FTFA:  " Sports Pulse: Not a fan of the NFL preseason? Trysta Krick gives three reasons why you just might want to tune in this year."

Because the NFL needs the revenue?
 
5 days ago  
Gonna start the evening by watching the Browns and Gints tard their way into punting a lot for an hour, before my Packers start later

Because, lets face it....it's the Browns and Gints
 
5 days ago  
Howdy Farkers, we have a Fark fantasy football league that has been going on a few years, https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.​c​om/f1/1008731 and need a couple owners to take on two teams.  It is a keeper league with 2 possible keepers but if you choose to decline to keep one or both players, you get to draft in round 1 or 2 while the rest exercise their keeper rights and then the draft gets started in earnest in round 3.  Anyway if you are interested, just post something in the thread and we can maybe get you in the league.  No draft day selected yet, but we are probably targeting the last week of August after the 3rd preseason games play out.
 
5 days ago  

xaks: Gonna start the evening by watching the Browns and Gints tard their way into punting a lot for an hour, before my Packers start later

Because, lets face it....it's the Browns and Gints


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Giants fan. Farking NFL network lies and is playing the jags game instead. Eagles only other option.

I wanted to drink instead anyways.
 
5 days ago  
Fark the Eagles. Doesn't matter if it's preseason, regular season, Madden, Statis Pro Football, or a bunch of kids pretending to be them.

There, I feel better.
 
5 days ago  
Okay Bears, I overcooked my steak like an idiot and am super pissed about it so you need to do well tonight or I just can't even...

One disaster a night is enough.

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5 days ago  
I've been slacking and need to fill at least one more spot in the Drew's Fantasy Talents league. Draft is on Sept 2nd. Feel free to join if you want in one of the fark Yahoo leagues: Link
 
5 days ago  
I get Bucs - Dolphins which is good because Im a Bucs fan.  Unfortunately my viewing area is Dolphins so the commentators are Fins homers.
 
5 days ago  
Gooooooo Gnats!
 
5 days ago  

Daedalus27: Howdy Farkers, we have a Fark fantasy football league that has been going on a few years, https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.c​om/f1/1008731 and need a couple owners to take on two teams.  It is a keeper league with 2 possible keepers but if you choose to decline to keep one or both players, you get to draft in round 1 or 2 while the rest exercise their keeper rights and then the draft gets started in earnest in round 3.  Anyway if you are interested, just post something in the thread and we can maybe get you in the league.  No draft day selected yet, but we are probably targeting the last week of August after the 3rd preseason games play out.


Ha, you are two steps ahead. I think before we've had a fantasy football meetup thread but not sure when that is usually done. Enjoy the night games.
 
5 days ago  

Subtonic: Giants fan. Farking NFL network lies and is playing the jags game instead. Eagles only other option


Really? I just turned on NFL network and it's the Giants game.
 
5 days ago  

abhorrent1: Subtonic: Giants fan. Farking NFL network lies and is playing the jags game instead. Eagles only other option

Really? I just turned on NFL network and it's the Giants game.


I think its regional

And Barkley tears off like 40 yards on his first carry!
 
5 days ago  

abhorrent1: Subtonic: Giants fan. Farking NFL network lies and is playing the jags game instead. Eagles only other option

Really? I just turned on NFL network and it's the Giants game.


I know i am farking PISSED.
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5 days ago  
SUDFELDCEPTION!
 
5 days ago  

xaks: abhorrent1: Subtonic: Giants fan. Farking NFL network lies and is playing the jags game instead. Eagles only other option

Really? I just turned on NFL network and it's the Giants game.

I think its regional

And Barkley tears off like 40 yards on his first carry!


The fark. Im 10 farking minutes from jersey. At least the new kids doing well.
 
5 days ago  

TheManofPA: Daedalus27: Howdy Farkers, we have a Fark fantasy football league that has been going on a few years, https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.c​om/f1/1008731 and need a couple owners to take on two teams.  It is a keeper league with 2 possible keepers but if you choose to decline to keep one or both players, you get to draft in round 1 or 2 while the rest exercise their keeper rights and then the draft gets started in earnest in round 3.  Anyway if you are interested, just post something in the thread and we can maybe get you in the league.  No draft day selected yet, but we are probably targeting the last week of August after the 3rd preseason games play out.

Ha, you are two steps ahead. I think before we've had a fantasy football meetup thread but not sure when that is usually done. Enjoy the night games.


Thanks you guys!  :)

Come on guys, I know there's 2 people that would like to join....you know you want to!  ;)

Foooootballl!  :D

/15-20 mins until the Redskins game.
 
5 days ago  
Wait Landry can run a route other than a cross?
 
5 days ago  

smd31: TheManofPA: Daedalus27: Howdy Farkers, we have a Fark fantasy football league that has been going on a few years, https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.c​om/f1/1008731 and need a couple owners to take on two teams.  It is a keeper league with 2 possible keepers but if you choose to decline to keep one or both players, you get to draft in round 1 or 2 while the rest exercise their keeper rights and then the draft gets started in earnest in round 3.  Anyway if you are interested, just post something in the thread and we can maybe get you in the league.  No draft day selected yet, but we are probably targeting the last week of August after the 3rd preseason games play out.

Ha, you are two steps ahead. I think before we've had a fantasy football meetup thread but not sure when that is usually done. Enjoy the night games.

Thanks you guys!  :)

Come on guys, I know there's 2 people that would like to join....you know you want to!  ;)

Foooootballl!  :D

/15-20 mins until the Redskins game.


I'd rather shoot myself in the face. Nobody cares about your fantasy team.

But have fun with that.
 
5 days ago  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOOOOOTBALL!!!

Go Jags!!
 
5 days ago  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: smd31: TheManofPA: Daedalus27: Howdy Farkers, we have a Fark fantasy football league that has been going on a few years, https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.c​om/f1/1008731 and need a couple owners to take on two teams.  It is a keeper league with 2 possible keepers but if you choose to decline to keep one or both players, you get to draft in round 1 or 2 while the rest exercise their keeper rights and then the draft gets started in earnest in round 3.  Anyway if you are interested, just post something in the thread and we can maybe get you in the league.  No draft day selected yet, but we are probably targeting the last week of August after the 3rd preseason games play out.

Ha, you are two steps ahead. I think before we've had a fantasy football meetup thread but not sure when that is usually done. Enjoy the night games.

Thanks you guys!  :)

Come on guys, I know there's 2 people that would like to join....you know you want to!  ;)

Foooootballl!  :D

/15-20 mins until the Redskins game.

I'd rather shoot myself in the face. Nobody cares about your fantasy team.

But have fun with that.


The only FF I do is the weekly pick 'em group here, personally. I don't care for FF much

Now, if we could actually pick an entire roster of specific players and score it that way, I might...
 
5 days ago  
i went to the Cardinals open practice last weeknd....Saw a Cowboys fan wearing a "DREMICDEZ"jersey.  Number 88.


First one to decipher it (i did, told the guy that was cool as hell) wins 500 internet points.  GO
 
5 days ago  

rickythepenguin: i went to the Cardinals open practice last weeknd....Saw a Cowboys fan wearing a "DREMICDEZ"jersey.  Number 88.


First one to decipher it (i did, told the guy that was cool as hell) wins 500 internet points.  GO


Isn't dremic spanish for candle, or flame, or something?

Would certainly match with his being a hotheaded twat
 
5 days ago  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: smd31: TheManofPA: Daedalus27: Howdy Farkers, we have a Fark fantasy football league that has been going on a few years, https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.c​om/f1/1008731 and need a couple owners to take on two teams.  It is a keeper league with 2 possible keepers but if you choose to decline to keep one or both players, you get to draft in round 1 or 2 while the rest exercise their keeper rights and then the draft gets started in earnest in round 3.  Anyway if you are interested, just post something in the thread and we can maybe get you in the league.  No draft day selected yet, but we are probably targeting the last week of August after the 3rd preseason games play out.

Ha, you are two steps ahead. I think before we've had a fantasy football meetup thread but not sure when that is usually done. Enjoy the night games.

Thanks you guys!  :)

Come on guys, I know there's 2 people that would like to join....you know you want to!  ;)

Foooootballl!  :D

/15-20 mins until the Redskins game.

I'd rather shoot myself in the face. Nobody cares about your fantasy team.

But have fun with that.


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Do you need a snickers?
 
5 days ago  
Landry Farking Jones DAGRON? What parallel universe is this?

JuJu TOUCHDOWN!
 
5 days ago  
That is one creepy pig. Go steelers. I guess.

Meh.
 
5 days ago  
GO PACK GO!!!
/on vacation in Outer Banks
 
5 days ago  
Can ride a unicycle but cant catch a ball.
 
5 days ago  
Pick 6 Bears!
 
5 days ago  
Fales, you really suck.

/GO FISH
//please??
 
5 days ago  
Wha?

The...BROWNS...execute a GORGEOUS quick strike drive downfield, getting precision passing and good route running, to score a TD?


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5 days ago  
Redskins game has now started!
 
5 days ago  

Nefarious: Wait Landry can run a route other than a cross?


I had plenty of NFL nerds assure me Landry is terrible.   I'm waiting to see terrible.
 
5 days ago  
First down Redskins!  :o
 
5 days ago  

xaks: Isn't dremic spanish for candle, or flame, or something?


i don't know. but for 20-30 seconds i was like, "dude looks mexican.....some names in "dez", "rez".....but "Dremicdez?  never seen that name anywhere...."

*light bulb flickers on*

"oh........i get it.  that's awesome!"  i went and told the guy and he was like, "you know what it means?"  i said hell yeah i know what it means.  he goes, "prove it!"  i told him and he lit up.
 
5 days ago  

Galileo's Daughter: Fales, you really suck.

/GO FISH
//please??


David Fales?
He was on the Bears for a while. His name is Fales.
It's like having a surgeon named Doctor Oops.
 
5 days ago  
Minkah Fitzpatrick FTW!
 
5 days ago  
Tress Way to punt...beautiful punt as always...

/flag
 
5 days ago  

abhorrent1: Galileo's Daughter: Fales, you really suck.

/GO FISH
//please??

David Fales?
He was on the Bears for a while. His name is Fales.
It's like having a surgeon named Doctor Oops.


I think so.  Also played for the Ravens.
 
5 days ago  

Galileo's Daughter: abhorrent1: Galileo's Daughter: Fales, you really suck.

/GO FISH
//please??

David Fales?
He was on the Bears for a while. His name is Fales.
It's like having a surgeon named Doctor Oops.

I think so.  Also played for the Ravens.


Yea, he lived up to his name in Chicago.
 
5 days ago  
Dream I see Dez....

Dre Mic'd Dez...

Dr E Mickeydeez...
 
5 days ago  
TD Redskins!  :D
 
5 days ago  
Entire Patriots passing defense getting cut
 
5 days ago  
Bernie Kozar actually sounds sober, I am impressed!

Ah well, almost time...
 
5 days ago  
Touchdown Bears! Preseason champions!
 
5 days ago  
Oh boy. Helmet rule penalty. That's gonna be a farking disaster this year.
 
5 days ago  
PACKERS FOOTBALL IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
 
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