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(Bleacher Report) Boobies How Kate Upton saved Justin Verlander's career - i.e. see tag   ( bleacherreport.com) divider line
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2018-08-09 01:18:08 PM  
I'm an A's fan, so I absolutely farking hate this guy.  The fact that he's with Kate Upton makes me hate him even more.  And to add insult to injury, he's now a "World Series Champion".

When this guy gets elected President of the Planet, I'm going to lose my shiat.
 
2018-08-09 01:33:51 PM  
Love how she doesn't give a shiat about the haters when it comes to her body.  Justin is a lucky bastard.

/We'll still beat him in the playoffs
 
2018-08-09 01:51:09 PM  

Rwa2play: Love how she doesn't give a shiat about the haters when it comes to her body.  Justin is a lucky bastard.

/We'll still beat him in the playoffs


Who could hate on her body?

/other things on her body I will not mention to avoid the stress of reporting myself
 
2018-08-09 02:09:55 PM  

Gubbo: Rwa2play: Love how she doesn't give a shiat about the haters when it comes to her body.  Justin is a lucky bastard.

/We'll still beat him in the playoffs

Who could hate on her body?

/other things on her body I will not mention to avoid the stress of reporting myself


I hate Verlander on her body!

Lucky Jerk! They look like a couple of happy kids.
 
2018-08-09 02:12:55 PM  

Gubbo: Rwa2play: Love how she doesn't give a shiat about the haters when it comes to her body.  Justin is a lucky bastard.

/We'll still beat him in the playoffs

Who could hate on her body?

/other things on her body I will not mention to avoid the stress of reporting myself


Are you saying that you would like to get a firm grip on her seams so you can break off a nasty curveball?  'Cause that's what I think you are saying.
 
2018-08-09 02:20:59 PM  
Boobies, huh? They are quite magical things.
 
2018-08-09 02:22:59 PM  
Was it suckling? It was suckling, wasn't it?
 
2018-08-09 02:24:02 PM  
Interesting article. He is absolutely missed in Michigan. Not just because of his arm, he's a solid clubhouse presence as well, and the Astros are benefiting from both now. There was a time about 4-5 years ago after his second no-no that every one of his starts, us Tigers fans would watch, counting the Ks, hoping we'd witness #3. It was a good time to be a fan of the team. Not so much now.

I'm happy for his success, and I hope he and Kate do alright. They're one of the few celeb couples that don't make me want to put a finger down my throat.
 
2018-08-09 02:28:55 PM  

8 inches: I'm an A's fan, so I absolutely farking hate this guy.  The fact that he's with Kate Upton makes me hate him even more.  And to add insult to injury, he's now a "World Series Champion".

When this guy gets elected President of the Planet, I'm going to lose my shiat.


i don't want to derail your nightmares but after the trump dynasty, it will be president for life blanket jackson, but only because the whole kardashian/jenner family tree gets shot into the sun.
 
2018-08-09 02:32:32 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: 8 inches: I'm an A's fan, so I absolutely farking hate this guy.  The fact that he's with Kate Upton makes me hate him even more.  And to add insult to injury, he's now a "World Series Champion".

When this guy gets elected President of the Planet, I'm going to lose my shiat.

i don't want to derail your nightmares but after the trump dynasty, it will be president for life blanket jackson, but only because the whole kardashian/jenner family tree gets shot into the sun.


Does Trump cloud your every thought? I wonder if it is simialr to the way Obama clouded the thoughts of nearly all GoPers for 8 years.

Not a dig, honestly its not, just curious.

Like, if you have a chorizo taco from a really questionable taco stand (which is the best place to get chorizo!) do you curse trump when your bunghole gets all assplodey on the toilet?

Kinda hope the joke helps prove im not digging at you!
 
2018-08-09 02:39:54 PM  
All that fondling has kept his tendons healthy?
 
2018-08-09 02:47:27 PM  
Read the article, and it appears that Kate Upton is a slumpbuster.
 
2018-08-09 03:13:08 PM  
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2018-08-09 03:13:21 PM  
Don't follow baseball but that was a good article/ story, thx subby.
 
2018-08-09 03:17:32 PM  

ChrisDe: Read the article, and it appears that Kate Upton is a slumpbuster.


Not in the way you'd think, but yeah, I guess.

The article made Verlander seem like a muscle-car driving d-bag at first. But as you read on, you could kind of pick up on what he's been through. He's got a gift, but he's also had to recognize how to live with that gift eroding as he ages.

And when you're able to get one of the world's most sought-after supermodels to go out and buy laxatives for you, you must be doing something right.
 
2018-08-09 03:19:24 PM  

Gubbo: Rwa2play: Love how she doesn't give a shiat about the haters when it comes to her body.  Justin is a lucky bastard.

/We'll still beat him in the playoffs

Who could hate on her body?


I recall we had a conversation during peak Christina Hendricks on Fark, when someone decided to show pictures of her in some stage play, pointing out she had hammertoe, saying "WOULD NOT WANT" and some others in the thread agreeing with them.

Wouldn't be surprised if we've had prior conversations on Fark about Kate and some Studman69 wanna be pointing out her flaws.
 
2018-08-09 03:35:19 PM  

Rwa2play: I recall we had a conversation during peak Christina Hendricks on Fark, when someone decided to show pictures of her in some stage play, pointing out she had hammertoe, saying "WOULD NOT WANT" and some others in the thread agreeing with them.

Wouldn't be surprised if we've had prior conversations on Fark about Kate and some Studman69 wanna be pointing out her flaws.


Some like 'em really skinny. Some like 'em kinda big. To each his own.

The way I see it, ain't nothin' wrong with Kate Upton.
 
2018-08-09 03:38:08 PM  

jonathan_L: I'm happy for his success, and I hope he and Kate do alright. They're one of the few celeb couples that don't make me want to put a finger down my throat.


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2018-08-09 03:38:39 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Rwa2play: I recall we had a conversation during peak Christina Hendricks on Fark, when someone decided to show pictures of her in some stage play, pointing out she had hammertoe, saying "WOULD NOT WANT" and some others in the thread agreeing with them.

Wouldn't be surprised if we've had prior conversations on Fark about Kate and some Studman69 wanna be pointing out her flaws.

Some like 'em really skinny. Some like 'em kinda big. To each his own.

The way I see it, ain't nothin' wrong with Kate Upton.


She seems to be lacking in the booty department, but I honestly don't care.  She is super hot and seems to have a great personality. Along with her beauty, of course.
 
2018-08-09 03:59:26 PM  
God damn those two seem made for each other.  I hope they have a long, ridiculously happy life together.
 
2018-08-09 04:17:04 PM  

brizzle365: Thank You Black Jesus!: 8 inches: I'm an A's fan, so I absolutely farking hate this guy.  The fact that he's with Kate Upton makes me hate him even more.  And to add insult to injury, he's now a "World Series Champion".

When this guy gets elected President of the Planet, I'm going to lose my shiat.

i don't want to derail your nightmares but after the trump dynasty, it will be president for life blanket jackson, but only because the whole kardashian/jenner family tree gets shot into the sun.

Does Trump cloud your every thought? I wonder if it is simialr to the way Obama clouded the thoughts of nearly all GoPers for 8 years.

Not a dig, honestly its not, just curious.

Like, if you have a chorizo taco from a really questionable taco stand (which is the best place to get chorizo!) do you curse trump when your bunghole gets all assplodey on the toilet?

Kinda hope the joke helps prove im not digging at you!


i try to think about trump as little as possible.  it's pretty difficult to avoid entirely.  i make jokes about the modern political climate to keep myself sane.  basically, there is no boundaries on what may happen.

regarding the chorizo tacos, no that one would be square on me.  i did eat a hamburger from a guanajuato bus station once.  once.  i wish it would have been merely assplodey.  i shiat in my bed at the hotel, switched to the other bed in the room and shiat that one too.

lastly, anyone who can't take a joke isn't going to like reality too much. 😊
 
2018-08-09 04:39:31 PM  

8 inches: I'm an A's fan, so I absolutely farking hate this guy.  The fact that he's with Kate Upton makes me hate him even more.  And to add insult to injury, he's now a "World Series Champion".

When this guy gets elected President of the Planet, I'm going to lose my shiat.


Wait a sec. Fill me in. As an A's fan you hate him?
 
2018-08-09 04:47:13 PM  

devilskware: 8 inches: I'm an A's fan, so I absolutely farking hate this guy.  The fact that he's with Kate Upton makes me hate him even more.  And to add insult to injury, he's now a "World Series Champion".

When this guy gets elected President of the Planet, I'm going to lose my shiat.

Wait a sec. Fill me in. As an A's fan you hate him?


When he was on Detroit, he KILLED us.  We were always flying high entering the playoffs, and it seemed like every year he single-handedly derailed us.  Yes, I am still bitter.
 
2018-08-09 04:49:58 PM  

Rwa2play: Gubbo: Rwa2play: Love how she doesn't give a shiat about the haters when it comes to her body.  Justin is a lucky bastard.

/We'll still beat him in the playoffs

Who could hate on her body?

I recall we had a conversation during peak Christina Hendricks on Fark, when someone decided to show pictures of her in some stage play, pointing out she had hammertoe, saying "WOULD NOT WANT" and some others in the thread agreeing with them.

Wouldn't be surprised if we've had prior conversations on Fark about Kate and some Studman69 wanna be pointing out her flaws.


She's hot as hell. But she doesn't have a butt. Like just doesn't have one. It is in no way a deal breaker.
 
2018-08-09 04:52:51 PM  
I never hated him until...

"he arrives at the ballpark driving a gray muscle car. A replica, modeled after a famous car from a movie. There's some 700 horsepower under the hood, and it is one fun, badass ride. Her name is Eleanor."

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That son of a biatch.

Oh wait...

"He loves cars because his father loved cars. Growing up in Goochland County, Virginia, he saw his father bring one old sports car after another through the family garage and fix them up, have some fun with them, then sell them to make extra money. As the boy grew up, his love grew with him. He became obsessed with racing video games like Gran Turismo, playing for hours at a time. He dreamed of one day building a collection of his own. It would feature the coolest, fastest cars the world had to offer-some of them modified to his specifications"

Dammit, he sounds just like me. Now I like him again.
 
2018-08-09 05:06:41 PM  
She reminds me of my bi half-step-sister-in-law. Except Kate doesn't have as great an ass.

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And Kate is a blonde. Other than that...
/ I've got to go
 
2018-08-09 05:21:04 PM  

LessO2: jonathan_L: I'm happy for his success, and I hope he and Kate do alright. They're one of the few celeb couples that don't make me want to put a finger down my throat.

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Calista Flockhart? Yeah, oh hell yes. Love me some slender/petite blondes.
On the subject of Verlander - dude is an all around awesome guy. Glad that he is doing so well and on a team that is successful.
 
2018-08-09 05:40:51 PM  
Kate who?

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/Oh hell YES
 
2018-08-09 06:17:04 PM  

Henry Holland: Kate who?

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/Oh hell YES


Good sir you are most irrepressible. Please keep it that way you're a blast
 
2018-08-09 08:00:30 PM  
Was it going to the Astros and magically gaining 3 mph like every other Astros pitcher?
 
2018-08-09 08:28:32 PM  
Well so far the Mariners have hit for the cycle off of Verlander. In the first. With no outs.
 
2018-08-09 09:32:17 PM  

Rwa2play: Gubbo: Rwa2play: Love how she doesn't give a shiat about the haters when it comes to her body.  Justin is a lucky bastard.

/We'll still beat him in the playoffs

Who could hate on her body?

I recall we had a conversation during peak Christina Hendricks on Fark, when someone decided to show pictures of her in some stage play, pointing out she had hammertoe, saying "WOULD NOT WANT" and some others in the thread agreeing with them.

Wouldn't be surprised if we've had prior conversations on Fark about Kate and some Studman69 wanna be pointing out her flaws.


You clearly missed peak Upton a few years before peak Hendricks. There were a TON of studman gifs posted in every thread.
 
2018-08-09 10:53:45 PM  
happydude45: Good sir you are most irrepressible. Please keep it that way you're a blast

Thanks, I appreciate that. I once had a friend ask me if I'd be so interested in sports if it weren't for all the hot men. Me: "It doesn't hurt".

neapoi: Well so far the Mariners have hit for the cycle off of Verlander. In the first. With no outs

The Curse of FARK? 2 innings, 7 hits, 6 ER.
 
2018-08-10 12:33:56 AM  

Henry Holland: happydude45: Good sir you are most irrepressible. Please keep it that way you're a blast

Thanks, I appreciate that. I once had a friend ask me if I'd be so interested in sports if it weren't for all the hot men. Me: "It doesn't hurt".

neapoi: Well so far the Mariners have hit for the cycle off of Verlander. In the first. With no outs

The Curse of FARK? 2 innings, 7 hits, 6 ER.


Plus he got tossed out the game.

/Oh well, he had one of those days....
 
2018-08-10 12:10:48 PM  
That was a cool read.
 
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