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(Fox 59)   Devil's Lettuce hidden in shipment of regular lettuce   ( fox59.com) divider line
    More: Fail, putnam county, Adan Labanino Delacruz, United States, Truck, Indiana, routine commercial vehicle, Indiana State Police, 33-year-old Jorge Blanco-Diaz  
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2018-08-09 04:40:29 PM  
That's not tobacco, so not really the devils weed.
 
2018-08-09 06:37:58 PM  
Iceberg Lettuce is the Devil's Lettuce.
 
2018-08-09 07:49:23 PM  
And you thought picking out the croutons was hard.
 
2018-08-09 08:39:28 PM  
Sounds like someone either forgot to pay off the right folks, or stepped on someone else's toes.

There IS the question you have to ask though: shipping weed TO Florida? Sounds like someone is trying to introduce a new product in the Florida market, and the competition is NOT liking it.
 
2018-08-09 09:55:03 PM  
Some good cop math there, Lou. Looks like about 200lbs, which at todays prices would be at best $200,000. Also, how do they know it was hydroponic? Looks like outdoor mids based on the color.
 
2018-08-09 09:56:36 PM  
At least it wasn't the devil's donuts!

Devils donuts
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2018-08-09 09:58:38 PM  
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2018-08-09 10:05:48 PM  
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You can warn me all you want but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish.
 
2018-08-09 10:07:23 PM  
All lettuce is devil's lettuce.

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"Vile weed!"
 
2018-08-09 10:08:32 PM  
260 lbs?  In Portland, Oregon it's worth $50

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2018-08-09 10:11:06 PM  
Why not oregano?
 
2018-08-09 10:25:24 PM  
So that's where my lettuce ended up.
 
2018-08-09 10:33:37 PM  
33-year-old Jorge Blanco-Diaz of Miami, Florida and 40-year-old Adan Labanino Delacruz of Cutler Bay. Police believe the two were traveling from Colorado to Florida.

Wrong way Willy at the wheel.
 
2018-08-09 10:35:06 PM  

metamax: Some good cop math there, Lou. Looks like about 200lbs, which at todays prices would be at best $200,000. Also, how do they know it was hydroponic? Looks like outdoor mids based on the color.


Yup.  Shaggy dirt weed.  At least it's not pressed bricks.
(Old man style story... "when I was your age, we had cellophane wrapped bricks doused in laundry detergent, none of that pharmaceutical sh*t.  We'd hit the bong, & it'd fill up with soap bubbles."
 
2018-08-09 10:55:16 PM  

boyvoyeur: 33-year-old Jorge Blanco-Diaz of Miami, Florida and 40-year-old Adan Labanino Delacruz of Cutler Bay. Police believe the two were traveling from Colorado to Florida.

Wrong way Willy at the wheel.


Chances are the sell organization in Florida purchased the weed from the colorado op and thus wanted their own drivers to pick it up.
 
2018-08-09 11:22:29 PM  

boyvoyeur: 33-year-old Jorge Blanco-Diaz of Miami, Florida and 40-year-old Adan Labanino Delacruz of Cutler Bay. Police believe the two were traveling from Colorado to Florida.

Wrong way Willy at the wheel.


Came for this. I know you can't always go the most direct routes while smuggling large quantities, but how do you end up in Indiana going from Colorado to Florida?
 
2018-08-09 11:36:55 PM  
Scary, scary, SCARY DRRRRUUUUUUGS!

A bunch of silly old white guys can sleep easy tonight.
 
2018-08-10 12:24:06 AM  
Not to be confused with opium lettuce.
 
2018-08-10 01:20:44 AM  
Probably the cop's easiest bust ever

"What's in the back?"
"Lettuce"
"Lettuce! Nobody eats vegetables in Indiana"
 
2018-08-10 03:12:02 AM  
With all the ecoli, I think the real lettuce may be more dangerous right now
 
2018-08-10 07:06:24 AM  

Chris Crude: boyvoyeur: 33-year-old Jorge Blanco-Diaz of Miami, Florida and 40-year-old Adan Labanino Delacruz of Cutler Bay. Police believe the two were traveling from Colorado to Florida.

Wrong way Willy at the wheel.

Came for this. I know you can't always go the most direct routes while smuggling large quantities, but how do you end up in Indiana going from Colorado to Florida?


Indiana is dubbed the crossroads of America, duh!
 
2018-08-10 08:24:19 AM  
I was convinced this would be a story about someone smuggling cilantro.
 
2018-08-10 03:22:06 PM  

Chris Crude: boyvoyeur: 33-year-old Jorge Blanco-Diaz of Miami, Florida and 40-year-old Adan Labanino Delacruz of Cutler Bay. Police believe the two were traveling from Colorado to Florida.

Wrong way Willy at the wheel.

Came for this. I know you can't always go the most direct routes while smuggling large quantities, but how do you end up in Indiana going from Colorado to Florida?


I-70 to I-75 isn't a gorrhorr way to go from CO to FL.
 
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