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2018-08-09 12:05:58 PM  
Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.

Also, can someoen please tell me the story behind the comic book character Cable trying to kill a child? I don't get that reference becauase I don't read comic books anymore. I prefer the classic ones.
 
2018-08-09 12:21:55 PM  

Kirablue42: Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.

Also, can someoen please tell me the story behind the comic book character Cable trying to kill a child? I don't get that reference becauase I don't read comic books anymore. I prefer the classic ones.


Think of it as Terminator except the terminator (I.e. Cable) is trying to kill John Connor because John will actually start the apocalypse instead of preventing it.
 
2018-08-09 12:39:56 PM  

Kirablue42: Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.

Also, can someoen please tell me the story behind the comic book character Cable trying to kill a child? I don't get that reference becauase I don't read comic books anymore. I prefer the classic ones.


It's from Deadpool movie, except that the kid is a teenager, and said kid annoying AF, so you keep rooting for Cable.
 
2018-08-09 12:50:17 PM  
I would've ended that scene with Deadpool accidentally dropping the baby.
 
2018-08-09 01:02:53 PM  
I kind of expected Deadpool to exchange the baby with another child who was the person who actually grew up to be the hitler we all know and despise.
 
2018-08-09 01:08:58 PM  
The_Sponge:
It's from Deadpool movie, except that the kid is a teenager, and said kid annoying AF, so you keep rooting for Cable.


Whoops...typing fail.

"It's from Deadpool 2"
 
2018-08-09 01:09:47 PM  

The_Sponge: Kirablue42: Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.

Also, can someoen please tell me the story behind the comic book character Cable trying to kill a child? I don't get that reference becauase I don't read comic books anymore. I prefer the classic ones.

It's from Deadpool movie, except that the kid is a teenager, and said kid annoying AF, so you keep rooting for Cable.


Except that Deadpool was able to fix him in the 30 second time limit he was given, just like they do with troubled teens in real life.
 
2018-08-09 01:13:45 PM  

Kirablue42: Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.

Also, can someoen please tell me the story behind the comic book character Cable trying to kill a child? I don't get that reference becauase I don't read comic books anymore. I prefer the classic ones.


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2018-08-09 01:17:31 PM  

idrow: Except that Deadpool was able to fix him in the 30 second time limit he was given, just like they do with troubled teens in real life.



Heh.  I watched it again last night, and the casting choice for that character is my only complaint about the movie.  They should have gone with somebody else.

People from New Zealand usually seem kind of cool, but it's like they went out and chose the most annoying person from that country.
 
2018-08-09 01:19:01 PM  
I hate to say it, but.....

With the way my Grandparents and Dad immigrated to the U.S. not too long after WWII, if Hitler had never existed, I would have never been born.

/Well, that's going to keep me up at night.  :-O
 
2018-08-09 01:20:45 PM  
Nice little nod to Chevy Chase in Vacation.

My Creedo Is Go For It
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2018-08-09 01:21:07 PM  

MisterBill: I kind of expected Deadpool to exchange the baby with another child who was the person who actually grew up to be the hitler we all know and despise.


My idea was to switch him with a jewish kid. Although, switching him with a black kid would have resulted in a real life version of The Jerk except starring Adolph Hitler instead of Steve Martin.
 
2018-08-09 01:22:58 PM  
No! Don't kill Hitler. We won the war -- why do you want to mess with that? This is actually the more favorable timeline.

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich instead. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Rosensteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.
 
2018-08-09 01:25:37 PM  

The_Sponge: I hate to say it, but.....

With the way my Grandparents and Dad immigrated to the U.S. not too long after WWII, if Hitler had never existed, I would have never been born.

/Well, that's going to keep me up at night.  :-O


You, my former lover (whose grandparents were polish refugees in Denmark) tons of other people, the state of Israel, modern Hebrew, Hollywood as we know it...

Would not have existed had it not been for Hitler
 
2018-08-09 01:26:30 PM  
Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

/in a ditch covered in petrol on fire
 
2018-08-09 01:28:51 PM  

Kuta: Nice little nod to Chevy Chase in Vacation.

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Heh, I caught that too!
 
2018-08-09 01:30:44 PM  
I don't think you have to kill baby Hitler. You just have to change his life in a way that he never becomes the Hitler that we know. Personally, I would kidnap baby Hitler, take him to America, and raise him as a cowboy.
 
2018-08-09 01:33:11 PM  

Priapetic: Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

/in a ditch covered in petrol on fire


'Cause he was a mass-murdering f*ckhead... as many important historians have said.
 
2018-08-09 01:34:40 PM  

Ishkur: Leave Hitler alone.



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2018-08-09 01:38:01 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Priapetic: Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

/in a ditch covered in petrol on fire

'Cause he was a mass-murdering f*ckhead... as many important historians have said.


I can't....get the...f*cking trees....DAMN!  I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!
 
2018-08-09 01:40:36 PM  
I went back in time to kill Hitler, but I guess I should have gone back earlier than 1945...
 
2018-08-09 01:45:42 PM  

ng2810: The_Sponge: I hate to say it, but.....

With the way my Grandparents and Dad immigrated to the U.S. not too long after WWII, if Hitler had never existed, I would have never been born.

/Well, that's going to keep me up at night.  :-O

You, my former lover (whose grandparents were polish refugees in Denmark) tons of other people, the state of Israel, modern Hebrew, Hollywood as we know it...

Would not have existed had it not been for Hitler



Yup.  I was kidding around, but it's a tad weird to think about it.

The same goes for a friend of mine.  His dad was stationed in Germany well after the war was over, and married a local woman who is my friends' mom.

Bonus:  He told me the that he would watch reruns of "Hogan's Heroes" when he was a kid, and would troll his mom.  "No wonder your relatives lost the war.  Look how stupid they are."
 
2018-08-09 01:50:12 PM  
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2018-08-09 01:55:24 PM  

Coach McGirk: Englebert Slaptyback: Priapetic: Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

/in a ditch covered in petrol on fire

'Cause he was a mass-murdering f*ckhead... as many important historians have said.

I can't....get the...f*cking trees....DAMN!  I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!


This led me down an "I wonder what Izzard thinks of Brexit" rabbit hole. So thanks for that.
Eddie Izzard on French grammar, Brexit and trying to get his mother back
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2018-08-09 02:14:15 PM  

The_Sponge: I hate to say it, but.....

With the way my Grandparents and Dad immigrated to the U.S. not too long after WWII, if Hitler had never existed, I would have never been born.

/Well, that's going to keep me up at night.  :-O


Why would that keep you up at night?
 
2018-08-09 02:15:41 PM  

IgG4: I went back in time to kill Hitler, but I guess I should have gone back earlier than 1945...


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2018-08-09 02:15:47 PM  

ng2810: The_Sponge: I hate to say it, but.....

With the way my Grandparents and Dad immigrated to the U.S. not too long after WWII, if Hitler had never existed, I would have never been born.

/Well, that's going to keep me up at night.  :-O

You, my former lover (whose grandparents were polish refugees in Denmark) tons of other people, the state of Israel, modern Hebrew, Hollywood as we know it...

Would not have existed had it not been for Hitler


And millions more than just that small handful would have been born had Hitler not murdered their potential parents.
 
2018-08-09 02:16:48 PM  

The_Sponge: ng2810: The_Sponge: I hate to say it, but.....

With the way my Grandparents and Dad immigrated to the U.S. not too long after WWII, if Hitler had never existed, I would have never been born.

/Well, that's going to keep me up at night.  :-O

You, my former lover (whose grandparents were polish refugees in Denmark) tons of other people, the state of Israel, modern Hebrew, Hollywood as we know it...

Would not have existed had it not been for Hitler


Yup.  I was kidding around, but it's a tad weird to think about it.

The same goes for a friend of mine.  His dad was stationed in Germany well after the war was over, and married a local woman who is my friends' mom.

Bonus:  He told me the that he would watch reruns of "Hogan's Heroes" when he was a kid, and would troll his mom.  "No wonder your relatives lost the war.  Look how stupid they are."


Oh you were kidding, nvm then. Scroll, unikitty scroll!
 
2018-08-09 02:17:44 PM  

Unikitty: Oh you were kidding, nvm then. Scroll, unikitty scroll!



Hahahahaha.
 
2018-08-09 02:20:30 PM  
Thank God we still have Bowie!
 
2018-08-09 02:24:59 PM  
 
2018-08-09 02:26:26 PM  

ng2810: The_Sponge: I hate to say it, but.....

With the way my Grandparents and Dad immigrated to the U.S. not too long after WWII, if Hitler had never existed, I would have never been born.

/Well, that's going to keep me up at night.  :-O

You, my former lover (whose grandparents were polish refugees in Denmark) tons of other people, the state of Israel, modern Hebrew, Hollywood as we know it...

Would not have existed had it not been for Hitler


My late grandmothers first husband was killed in the war, soooooo......yeah I kind of need the 2nd world war to happen for me to be here as well.
 
2018-08-09 02:30:12 PM  

AeAe: I don't think you have to kill baby Hitler. You just have to change his life in a way that he never becomes the Hitler that we know. Personally, I would kidnap baby Hitler, take him to America, and raise him as a cowboy.


Just take Bob Ross back to educate Hitler on painting.  Might have mellowed him out at the same time.
 
2018-08-09 02:31:12 PM  

Coelacanth: I would've ended that scene with Deadpool accidentally dropping the baby.


MisterBill: I kind of expected Deadpool to exchange the baby with another child who was the person who actually grew up to be the hitler we all know and despise.


These are both great bits and I want you on my writing team.  Mostly so I can let you guys do the heavy lifting while I take longer lunch breaks.
 
2018-08-09 02:31:45 PM  
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2018-08-09 02:32:16 PM  

ng2810: The_Sponge: I hate to say it, but.....

With the way my Grandparents and Dad immigrated to the U.S. not too long after WWII, if Hitler had never existed, I would have never been born.

/Well, that's going to keep me up at night.  :-O

You, my former lover (whose grandparents were polish refugees in Denmark) tons of other people, the state of Israel, modern Hebrew, Hollywood as we know it...

Would not have existed had it not been for Hitler


So we can blame Hitler for Likud?
 
2018-08-09 02:33:42 PM  

Kirablue42: Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.

Also, can someoen please tell me the story behind the comic book character Cable trying to kill a child? I don't get that reference becauase I don't read comic books anymore. I prefer the classic ones.


It must be reassuring that in all the world, there is no such thing as the madness of groups, or nationalism...only a shadowy group of people who run everything exactly according to plan...cuz otherwise we might have to realize that we exist in chaos and madness and that is really very uncomfortable to consider.
 
2018-08-09 02:47:56 PM  

AeAe: I don't think you have to kill baby Hitler. You just have to change his life in a way that he never becomes the Hitler that we know. Personally, I would kidnap baby Hitler, take him to America, and raise him as a cowboy.


Different megalomaniac, but similar scenario:
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Stalin's parents emigrate. He's born in California.
 
2018-08-09 02:51:50 PM  
Awww! They should've kept that! :-(
 
2018-08-09 03:01:49 PM  

Kirablue42: Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.


Except that is dead wrong. Businessmen didn't cause WWII. WWII was a confluence of smaller separate regional conflicts that became one giant war. First, Japan invades China in 1937 as part of their plan to displace the Western industrial powers from Asia. A year later, the fearful British and French let Hitler gobble up Czechoslovakia, and in 1949, Hitler invades Poland.

So remove Hitler from the equation, and we would still have a world war, but one different from ours in which the British and the French fight Japan, and Germany stays a democracy, albeit with a strong right-wing.  Stalin  is too busy hunting imaginary plots in the Soviet Union to  join either side. America doesn't get involved until the Japanese attack Pearl Harbor in 1941. The Holocaust in Europe never happens, but the fighting in Asia is terrible and many more millions die there than in our timeline. Because we aren't competing with Germany, the US doesn't create the Manhattan Project, so the development of nuclear weapons is delayed by decades.
 
2018-08-09 03:03:40 PM  
Hitler invades Poland in 1939. Stupid typo
 
2018-08-09 03:08:28 PM  

BorgiaGinz: and in 1949, Hitler invades Poland.


I really hope you meant 1939, otherwise I'm in the wrong timeline.  Again.
 
2018-08-09 03:14:19 PM  

kudayta: BorgiaGinz: and in 1949, Hitler invades Poland.

I really hope you meant 1939, otherwise I'm in the wrong timeline.  Again.


See post just above yours. 1939, which is the same year that the Red Army got their butts handed to them by the Finns.
 
2018-08-09 03:22:24 PM  

give me doughnuts: AeAe: I don't think you have to kill baby Hitler. You just have to change his life in a way that he never becomes the Hitler that we know. Personally, I would kidnap baby Hitler, take him to America, and raise him as a cowboy.

Different megalomaniac, but similar scenario:
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Stalin's parents emigrate. He's born in California.


So Red Son, but backwards?
 
2018-08-09 03:27:31 PM  

The_Sponge: I hate to say it, but.....

With the way my Grandparents and Dad immigrated to the U.S. not too long after WWII, if Hitler had never existed, I would have never been born.

/Well, that's going to keep me up at night.  :-O


Lots of people wouldn't have been born if not for Hitler. That tends to happen when you cause a world war.
 
2018-08-09 03:41:01 PM  

BorgiaGinz: Kirablue42: Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.

Except that is dead wrong. Businessmen didn't cause WWII. WWII was a confluence of smaller separate regional conflicts that became one giant war. First, Japan invades China in 1937 as part of their plan to displace the Western industrial powers from Asia. A year later, the fearful British and French let Hitler gobble up Czechoslovakia, and in 1949, Hitler invades Poland.

So remove Hitler from the equation, and we would still have a world war, but one different from ours in which the British and the French fight Japan, and Germany stays a democracy, albeit with a strong right-wing.  Stalin  is too busy hunting imaginary plots in the Soviet Union to  join either side. America doesn't get involved until the Japanese attack Pearl Harbor in 1941. The Holocaust in Europe never happens, but the fighting in Asia is terrible and many more millions die there than in our timeline. Because we aren't competing with Germany, the US doesn't create the Manhattan Project, so the development of nuclear weapons is delayed by decades.


The idea that if Hitler didn't exist/was killed early, none of that would have happened, is silly. Anti-semitism and nationalism were strong in Germany before Hitler came on the scene; if he wasn't there some other charismatic figure would have risen up. If you really want to avoid the horrors of WWII, the best thing would be to stop the allies from punishing Germany after WWI.
 
2018-08-09 03:43:52 PM  

The_Sponge: Kirablue42: Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.

Also, can someoen please tell me the story behind the comic book character Cable trying to kill a child? I don't get that reference becauase I don't read comic books anymore. I prefer the classic ones.

It's from Deadpool movie, except that the kid is a teenager, and said kid annoying AF, so you keep rooting for Cable.


The Dead Presidents story line has them killing Hitler with Nick Fury's help, but I don't remember where in the story.
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2018-08-09 03:45:10 PM  

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The always go to kill Hitler on the first day.
 
2018-08-09 03:51:25 PM  

The_Sponge: idrow: Except that Deadpool was able to fix him in the 30 second time limit he was given, just like they do with troubled teens in real life.


Heh.  I watched it again last night, and the casting choice for that character is my only complaint about the movie.  They should have gone with somebody else.

People from New Zealand usually seem kind of cool, but it's like they went out and chose the most annoying person from that country.


What's ironic is when they showed the annoying kid in the future and he kind of looked bad ass, aside from the whole evil thing.  If they got him on the right side, he'd make a good addition to X-Force.
 
2018-08-09 04:11:11 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: BorgiaGinz: Kirablue42: Only problem with killinga baby Hitler is that the businessmen that really caused the war would have simply found another madman to be their mouthpiece.

Except that is dead wrong. Businessmen didn't cause WWII. WWII was a confluence of smaller separate regional conflicts that became one giant war. First, Japan invades China in 1937 as part of their plan to displace the Western industrial powers from Asia. A year later, the fearful British and French let Hitler gobble up Czechoslovakia, and in 1949, Hitler invades Poland.

So remove Hitler from the equation, and we would still have a world war, but one different from ours in which the British and the French fight Japan, and Germany stays a democracy, albeit with a strong right-wing.  Stalin  is too busy hunting imaginary plots in the Soviet Union to  join either side. America doesn't get involved until the Japanese attack Pearl Harbor in 1941. The Holocaust in Europe never happens, but the fighting in Asia is terrible and many more millions die there than in our timeline. Because we aren't competing with Germany, the US doesn't create the Manhattan Project, so the development of nuclear weapons is delayed by decades.

The idea that if Hitler didn't exist/was killed early, none of that would have happened, is silly. Anti-semitism and nationalism were strong in Germany before Hitler came on the scene; if he wasn't there some other charismatic figure would have risen up.


Who? Name a figure in 1930s German politics who would have been another Hitler. Goering? No charisma and he was a junkie. Goebbels? Himmler? Streicher? They are supporting figures only. Without Hitler, the Nazi party stays on the fringes. There is no historical basis to support the thesis that a fascist state was inevitable in Germany or that there were other Hitlers waiting in the wings. Hitler was a unique figure.

If you really want to avoid the horrors of WWII, the best thing would be to stop the allies from punishing Germany after WWI.
That's been exaggerated. Germany had the capacity to pay reparations, and they were even put on a plan to stretch out payments for decades, except the Depression happened and Germany stopped payments. Reparations had more effect on the national psyche than on the treasury.
 
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