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(NJ.com)   Don't worry, thongs will not be banned from N.J. beach   ( nj.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Councillor, Ocean City council, thongs, Councilman Michael DeVlieger, NJ Advance Media, New Jersey, City council, slight threat  
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2018-08-09 01:58:30 PM  
Maybe the should banned them, just in case.
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2018-08-09 03:40:16 PM  
Why so worried about thongs?

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2018-08-09 08:23:20 PM  
Probably not the song you're thinking of, but it should be...


Kyuss - Thong song (Official Music Video)
Youtube 1RPtqzE1Bi8


/wait for it
 
2018-08-09 08:23:32 PM  
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2018-08-09 08:25:24 PM  
Thong Song - Postmodern Jukebox 1930s Jazz Version ft. Ariana Savalas
Youtube iOY_Oqbq7Vc
 
2018-08-09 08:26:05 PM  
Oh yea, I just love how that little piece of leather splits the ways

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2018-08-09 08:27:08 PM  

mjjt: Why so worried about thongs?

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Because every Rose has its thong.
 
2018-08-09 08:28:20 PM  

mjjt: Why so worried about thongs?

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We called those sandals in Hawaii.

The tourists called them flip-flops, which proved awkward if the shopowner was Filipino.
 
2018-08-09 08:29:08 PM  
New Jersey? Yeah, Imma go with ban 'em.
 
2018-08-09 08:29:48 PM  
Well crap, there's nothing I hate more than a thong. I always get unbelievable chafing. I know some guys are into that, but you can't force me into a thong.

They cause blisters between my toes. Also I have a weird thing where I don't like people to see my toes. I'm basically Liz Lemon.
 
2018-08-09 08:33:33 PM  

mjjt: Why so worried about thongs?

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Dang, I was going to post a helpful pic of what thongs on a beach might look like
 
2018-08-09 08:37:44 PM  

TorpedoOrca: mjjt: Why so worried about thongs?

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Dang, I was going to post a helpful pic of what thongs on a beach might look like


Reported.
 
2018-08-09 08:40:42 PM  

Shazam999: TorpedoOrca: mjjt: Why so worried about thongs?

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Dang, I was going to post a helpful pic of what thongs on a beach might look like

Reported.


A Brazilian told me that their word for thong is the same as dental floss.
 
2018-08-09 08:42:38 PM  
Yup, in NJ this should take precedent.
Forget about BridgeGate.
Forget about that fat bastard who will die from high cholesterol within the next year.
Just another mob-connected gumba who didn't add to his 401K because he would never need it.
 
2018-08-09 08:47:35 PM  
relieved
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2018-08-09 08:52:19 PM  

mjjt: Why so worried about thongs?

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Someone with over active foot fetish?
 
2018-08-09 09:00:28 PM  

rjakobi: mjjt: Why so worried about thongs?

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We called those sandals in Hawaii.

The tourists called them flip-flops, which proved awkward if the shopowner was Filipino.


Please explain?
 
2018-08-09 09:00:41 PM  
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YES!!!
 
2018-08-09 09:12:35 PM  
Good. I hate swimsuit shopping.
 
2018-08-09 09:15:46 PM  
Don't hate the thong, hate the wearer.
 
2018-08-09 09:17:53 PM  
" Hey, won't ya play, another, somebody done somebody thong song...."
 
2018-08-09 09:18:46 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: [img.fark.net image 203x248]
YES!!!


Damn, if a thread was ever made for a specific farker, this would be the one.
 
2018-08-09 09:24:16 PM  
Reminds me of the time an all-male city council in Italy passed a law forbidding women over 13 years of age and more than 60 kg (132 lbs) from going topless on the beach.

It was repealed in a special session 13 hours later. Guess their wives and mistresses applied a little pressure.
 
2018-08-09 09:25:40 PM  
Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2018-08-09 09:28:44 PM  
 
2018-08-09 09:32:24 PM  
First they came for the bongs
 
2018-08-09 09:33:36 PM  

SBinRR: Thong_of_Zardoz: [img.fark.net image 203x248]
YES!!!

Damn, if a thread was ever made for a specific farker, this would be the one.


There was once a thread about the actual sausage king of Chicago.
 
2018-08-09 09:50:41 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: [img.fark.net image 203x248]
YES!!!


Lets just say, he likely wears it better than I would.  Are you sure about your answer?
 
2018-08-09 09:53:56 PM  
 
2018-08-09 10:04:05 PM  

stringbad: Shazam999: TorpedoOrca: mjjt: Why so worried about thongs?

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Dang, I was going to post a helpful pic of what thongs on a beach might look like

Reported.

A Brazilian told me that their word for thong is the same as dental floss.


Username checks out.

You tease, why don't you let the rest of the class know? I may go to Brazil again, this could be useful information. Why must I go to google for every little thing, Stringbad?
calcinha fio dental

/buddy just came back and discovered that the colloquialism for cleaning up is the same in english and portuguese
//yes, I see the irony in that
 
2018-08-09 10:08:23 PM  

mohikum: rjakobi: mjjt: Why so worried about thongs?

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We called those sandals in Hawaii.

The tourists called them flip-flops, which proved awkward if the shopowner was Filipino.

Please explain?


"Flip" is a derogatory term for people of Filipino ethnicity.
 
2018-08-09 10:14:31 PM  

hugram: Maybe the should banned them, just in case.
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Those are..er...were shorts.
 
2018-08-09 10:19:29 PM  

danceswithcrows: Blonde in blue thong (possibly NSFW)
Different blonde in red thong (possibly NSFW.) Looks like she's ready to be a referee. I'd play whatever sport that is.

(a subset of an archive of images people may find interesting, possibly NSFW.) Excelsior!


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2018-08-09 10:25:46 PM  
Every thongs gonna be ok
 
2018-08-09 10:27:52 PM  

danceswithcrows: Thong_of_Zardoz: YES!!!

...username checks out...

I think this young lady could change New Jerseyans minds about thongs. (PNSFW due to exuberant buttocks)
I think this fitness model could too. (PNSFW due to untied bottom therefore exposed thighs)


What i love about this post is you describe what's naughty and my mind does the rest.

Thanks!
 
2018-08-09 10:36:34 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: [img.fark.net image 203x248]
YES!!!


I always thought that was more of a codpiece than a thong.
 
2018-08-09 10:48:44 PM  

stringbad: What i love about this post is you describe what's naughty and my mind does the rest.


Suggestion is often >> reality. But we do aim to please! (And if our aim or grouping fails to satisfy, we will cheerfully shoot the target again.)

Vida Guerra wears a white thong (PNSFW because of long shapely bronzed legs and barely-covered callipygian buttocks)
 
2018-08-09 11:40:50 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: [img.fark.net image 203x248]
YES!!!


"Yesh". Have some pride, man.
 
2018-08-09 11:42:32 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Don't hate the thong, hate the wearer.


I don't hate the thong, I hate Thithqo.

You're taking about the Thong Thong, right guyth?
 
2018-08-10 07:08:30 AM  

danceswithcrows: stringbad: What i love about this post is you describe what's naughty and my mind does the rest.

Suggestion is often >> reality. But we do aim to please! (And if our aim or grouping fails to satisfy, we will cheerfully shoot the target again.)

Vida Guerra wears a white thong (PNSFW because of long shapely bronzed legs and barely-covered callipygian buttocks)


Bonus points for use if the word callipygian.
 
2018-08-10 09:13:21 AM  
The links in this thread should be helpful and informative when I get home tonight from work...
 
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