Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Mirror.co.uk)   Today's Madlib headline: 1,000 crocodiles left homeless after man tried to open tourist attraction in a war zone   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, Jordan, Israel, West Bank, war-torn West Bank, Owner Gadi Bitan, Jordan River, Civil Adminstration department, crocodiles  
•       •       •

1947 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2018 at 11:00 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



17 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2018-08-09 09:01:19 PM  
I guess crocs aren't kosher?

Luggage, sausage and bites.
 
2018-08-09 11:04:05 PM  
I drove through there six months ago.  That place is a war zone like my grandma is a ten inch pianist.
 
2018-08-09 11:04:25 PM  
Call in the Hippos?
 
2018-08-09 11:11:52 PM  
us-east-1.tchyn.ioView Full Size
I wanna live a life of danger I wanna be an airborne ranger
 
2018-08-09 11:13:35 PM  
Has anyone suggested releasing them into the Jordan River? What could possibly go wrong?
 
2018-08-09 11:19:42 PM  
Sell them for meat and/or skins?
 
2018-08-09 11:32:08 PM  

AeAe: Sell them for meat and/or skins?


Sheesh RTFA, wallets, boots, and handbags are due to being illegal.

/ I know, this is fark, RTFA is optional.
 
2018-08-09 11:35:21 PM  
They drained the swamp?

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-08-09 11:37:30 PM  
I guess he just chose the wrong war zone. I mean, the plan makes a lot of sense on paper:  warlords and druglords always need a lot of crocodiles to feed their enemies to:  if you supply the crocodiles, you get the feed for free.

Oh, well. I think the idea that crocodiles aren't kosher deserves some thought. But Jews carry crocodile purses don't they? It's OK if the crocodiles are not used as food, right?
 
2018-08-09 11:38:57 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: They drained the swamp?

[img.fark.net image 850x646]


I wonder what Walt Kelly would have made of Trump. That would have been worth seeing. We have met the enemy and he is us.
 
2018-08-09 11:41:48 PM  

brantgoose: I guess he just chose the wrong war zone. I mean, the plan makes a lot of sense on paper:  warlords and druglords always need a lot of crocodiles to feed their enemies to:  if you supply the crocodiles, you get the feed for free.

Oh, well. I think the idea that crocodiles aren't kosher deserves some thought. But Jews carry crocodile purses don't they? It's OK if the crocodiles are not used as food, right?


You can't get away so easily JOAN WILDER!
 
2018-08-10 12:06:26 AM  

brantgoose: Day_Old_Dutchie: They drained the swamp?

[img.fark.net image 850x646]

I wonder what Walt Kelly would have made of Trump. That would have been worth seeing. We have met the enemy and he is us.


Yeah, I miss the Pogo strip.
 
2018-08-10 12:43:45 AM  

stuffy: Call in the Hippos?


You've been playing Assassins Creed, haven't you?

Also, FTA:
"Owner Gadi Bitan - who had hoped to sell the crocs for their skin before a new law made this illegal"
[welltheresyourproblem.jpg]

"He was quoted by Isra as saying: "I do not want to think what will happen if a crocodile manages to escape and get into the Jordan River."
Speaking this week, he said this could cause an "international incident"."

Ah, priorities in Israel.
 
2018-08-10 06:14:00 AM  
img1.ak.crunchyroll.comView Full Size
 
2018-08-10 08:05:21 AM  
Park's closed. Croc out front shoulda told ya.
 
2018-08-10 08:19:55 AM  
i.stack.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2018-08-10 01:57:14 PM  
What a croc
 
Displayed 17 of 17 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report