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(Eater)   Dairy. Hard liquor. A forecast of 107 degrees. What could go wrong?   ( vegas.eater.com) divider line
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5300 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2018 at 6:25 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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6 days ago  
Anchorman - Milk was a bad choice, full scene
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6 days ago  
Pastel milk vomit, wafting slowly through the hot, hot air. Sounds like a fairytale set in hell.
 
6 days ago  

beezeltown: Pastel milk vomit, wafting slowly through the hot, hot air. Sounds like a fairytale set in hell.


Right image, wrong end.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Huh. How interesting. No mention of the prices of said concoctions. Given Vegas' ridiculous drink prices, I bet the total on the author's expense report was north of $3K.
 
6 days ago  
Why the hell is this what triggers an urge to drink again? Probably fond memories of being drunk as shiat at the Black Hat and DEFCON hacker conferences which is happening now in Caesars.
 
6 days ago  
Kumiss in the school cafeteria cartons
 
6 days ago  
With enough liquor, you won't care.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Article gave me cirrhosis AND the beetus.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

TofuTheAlmighty: Article gave me cirrhosis AND the beetus.


I have the betus already - that crawl would be a suicide attempt for me.
 
6 days ago  
Cocktail Time!
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6 days ago  

beezeltown: Pastel milk vomit, wafting slowly through the hot, hot air. Sounds like a fairytale set in hell.


Yeah, downing extremely heavy fat, sugar and booze laden drinks and walking around on 120 degree asphalt streets sounds like a party.

wooo
 
6 days ago  
"10:30 am, it's early."

10:30 is early? In Vegas? I can hear that guy's vagina weeping all the way over here in New Orleans where our best bars don't have windows to remind you that the sun is up and your boss just walked by on his way to the office. Conversely, you can duck in for that all important, ice cold breakfast beer on your way in. Like pouring gas on a carburetor. There ya go, sport, now go land that big acount!

/I sound like an alcoholic bc I am one, functional and unashamed
 
6 days ago  
What, no " Orange Julius jokes "?
Oh yeah, he doesn't drink.
 
6 days ago  

dickfreckle: "10:30 am, it's early."

10:30 is early? In Vegas? I can hear that guy's vagina weeping all the way over here in New Orleans where our best bars don't have windows to remind you that the sun is up and your boss just walked by on his way to the office. Conversely, you can duck in for that all important, ice cold breakfast beer on your way in. Like pouring gas on a carburetor. There ya go, sport, now go land that big acount!

/I sound like an alcoholic bc I am one, functional and unashamed



Which is why everything you write here is in a lovely light green!
 
6 days ago  

dickfreckle: "10:30 am, it's early."

10:30 is early? In Vegas? I can hear that guy's vagina weeping all the way over here in New Orleans where our best bars don't have windows to remind you that the sun is up and your boss just walked by on his way to the office. Conversely, you can duck in for that all important, ice cold breakfast beer on your way in. Like pouring gas on a carburetor. There ya go, sport, now go land that big acount!

/I sound like an alcoholic bc I am one, functional and unashamed


I used to make me a drink the moment I got up
 
6 days ago  

dickfreckle: "10:30 am, it's early."

10:30 is early? In Vegas? I can hear that guy's vagina weeping all the way over here in New Orleans where our best bars don't have windows to remind you that the sun is up and your boss just walked by on his way to the office. Conversely, you can duck in for that all important, ice cold breakfast beer on your way in. Like pouring gas on a carburetor. There ya go, sport, now go land that big acount!

/I sound like an alcoholic bc I am one, functional and unashamed


Favorited along with gil as "Yats"
 
6 days ago  

dickfreckle: "10:30 am, it's early."

10:30 is early? In Vegas? I can hear that guy's vagina weeping all the way over here in New Orleans where our best bars don't have windows to remind you that the sun is up and your boss just walked by on his way to the office. Conversely, you can duck in for that all important, ice cold breakfast beer on your way in. Like pouring gas on a carburetor. There ya go, sport, now go land that big acount!

/I sound like an alcoholic bc I am one, functional and unashamed


The only time I ever started drinking before noon was every weekend in college.

As a responsible adult, I have mostly switched to weed since it's a gentler daily intoxicant, and now usually only drink socially.
 
6 days ago  
Why are all of those things massive calorie abombinations with cakes and donuts attached to them? Every one looked disgusting.
 
6 days ago  
I ate at Holstein's just last night.

I was not impressed.
 
6 days ago  
Supergirl / Superman III: Bar Scene!
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6 days ago  

kbronsito: [media.giphy.com image 500x685]


Dangit.  Now I want a White Russian.
 
6 days ago  
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Ya, mon
 
6 days ago  

OtherLittleGuy: [YouTube video: Supergirl / Superman III: Bar Scene!]


Nice tribute.
 
6 days ago  

King Something: [img.fark.net image 438x722]


Do I even want to know what the pegs in their shoes are?
 
6 days ago  

OtherLittleGuy: [Youtube WxFy3swAAYw image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/WxFy3swA​AYw]


How could Superman or Supergirl get drunk?
 
6 days ago  

Resident Muslim: King Something: [img.fark.net image 438x722]

Do I even want to know what the pegs in their shoes are?


Just models of Italian ships' bows. The pegs don't go through their shoes or their feet.

/their hats are bridges/conning towers
 
6 days ago  
I didn't have any hard liquor, but one time when it was 105 degrees I went for a long bike ride and bought a gallon of milk on my way back, chugging a good portion of it right outside the store. The good news is that it felt really soothing when it came back up a few minutes later.
 
6 days ago  

Mugato: OtherLittleGuy: [Youtube WxFy3swAAYw image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/WxFy3swA​AYw]

How could Superman or Supergirl get drunk?


I know right? Seems like a good weakness to take advantage of now
 
6 days ago  

Mr.Hawk: dickfreckle: "10:30 am, it's early."

10:30 is early? In Vegas? I can hear that guy's vagina weeping all the way over here in New Orleans where our best bars don't have windows to remind you that the sun is up and your boss just walked by on his way to the office. Conversely, you can duck in for that all important, ice cold breakfast beer on your way in. Like pouring gas on a carburetor. There ya go, sport, now go land that big acount!

/I sound like an alcoholic bc I am one, functional and unashamed


Which is why everything you write here is in a lovely light green!


Thanks, man!
 
6 days ago  

jpat: dickfreckle: "10:30 am, it's early."

10:30 is early? In Vegas? I can hear that guy's vagina weeping all the way over here in New Orleans where our best bars don't have windows to remind you that the sun is up and your boss just walked by on his way to the office. Conversely, you can duck in for that all important, ice cold breakfast beer on your way in. Like pouring gas on a carburetor. There ya go, sport, now go land that big acount!

/I sound like an alcoholic bc I am one, functional and unashamed

Favorited along with gil as "Yats"


Lots of us floating around here. Am surprised there aren't more NOLA Fark parties. Perhaps I missed the past few.

I think New Orleans should be the location for the International Fark Party. I also think the Super Bowl should be played here every year (many NFL pundits agree, but that's another thread). Everyone has fun, and performs the walk of shame through the airport terminal. Screw Vegas; their party style seems too stylized, garish and insincere.
 
6 days ago  
Dr. Feelgood - Milk And Alcohol (1979) HD 0815007
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6 days ago  

Jubeebee: dickfreckle: "10:30 am, it's early."

10:30 is early? In Vegas? I can hear that guy's vagina weeping all the way over here in New Orleans where our best bars don't have windows to remind you that the sun is up and your boss just walked by on his way to the office. Conversely, you can duck in for that all important, ice cold breakfast beer on your way in. Like pouring gas on a carburetor. There ya go, sport, now go land that big acount!

/I sound like an alcoholic bc I am one, functional and unashamed

The only time I ever started drinking before noon was every weekend in college.

As a responsible adult, I have mostly switched to weed since it's a gentler daily intoxicant, and now usually only drink socially.


I really like weed, but only in the confines of my own or a trusted friend's home. For all the awesome sh*t I can pull off with a few beers in me, I can't even pull off buying a pack of gum in a crowded store after a one-hitter. Paranoia. It's not a normal trait but since pot isn't legal here I never know what I'm smoking and have to gamble on it. With beer, I know exactly what I'm doing and can adjust the dosage for whatever the day requires.
 
6 days ago  
Am I the only one that doesn't like to drink alcohol during the high point of a hot day?
During the evening when it's cooling down, it's God's nectar.

Coke is the worst thing to drink when you're thirsty.
All the chemicals and salt just make you thirstier.
It's almost like that corporation wants you to drink more of their product...
 
6 days ago  

SloppyFrenchKisser: Am I the only one that doesn't like to drink alcohol during the high point of a hot day?
During the evening when it's cooling down, it's God's nectar.

Coke is the worst thing to drink when you're thirsty.
All the chemicals and salt just make you thirstier.
It's almost like that corporation wants you to drink more of their product...


... or people enjoy quenching their thirst, which requires being thirsty in the first place.

Cause of and solution to, etc.
 
6 days ago  
On a hot day the last thing i want is alcohol. Mid day i want an ice cold bottle of water. Or maybe a can of coke in a big glassfull of ice, hadnt had one in months so boy that was really good.  When it cools down for the evening is when a nice tall gin and tonic really hits the spot. I like an ice cold coors when i step in the door and its still 90 out.

This evening its 65, was 90 but we had a big, beautiful thunderstorm that cooled everything off and made it smell nice outside...
 
6 days ago  

jtown: kbronsito: [media.giphy.com image 500x685]

Dangit.  Now I want a White Russian.


I just added some Kahlua to some horchata. Not as awful as I thought it would be. Maybe I'll have another later.
 
6 days ago  

kbronsito: jtown: kbronsito: [media.giphy.com image 500x685]

Dangit.  Now I want a White Russian.

I just added some Kahlua to some horchata. Not as awful as I thought it would be. Maybe I'll have another later.


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6 days ago  
I have a bad case of Diarrhea - Japanese learning English
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Useful phrase for shortly after all those milkshakes
 
6 days ago  
Tasted better going down but coming up wasn't really that bad!
 
6 days ago  

dickfreckle: "10:30 am, it's early."

10:30 is early? In Vegas? I can hear that guy's vagina weeping all the way over here in New Orleans where our best bars don't have windows to remind you that the sun is up and your boss just walked by on his way to the office. Conversely, you can duck in for that all important, ice cold breakfast beer on your way in. Like pouring gas on a carburetor. There ya go, sport, now go land that big acount!

/I sound like an alcoholic bc I am one, functional and unashamed


Yeah, that didn't happen. Just the way for the writer to add color
 
6 days ago  
Sick, just sick. Decadent beyond belief. When I was in Vietnam, just got back a few days ago, I was appreciating how subtle and perfect and tasty the mixes were. Vs. America where it is just overwhelming quantity, and mostly cheap filler like all the sugar in those dairybombs.

/Bailey's however is a great combination of dairy and alcohol.
 
6 days ago  

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Useful phrase for shortly after all those milkshakes


Thanks, but that brought back sad memories of everything the Japanese do completely ass-backwards in their attempts to do everything possible with English EXCEPT for communicating with a person who is not Japanese.
 
6 days ago  
Bad news, krista, Hunter S. Thompson you are not.
 
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