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(The Sun)   UFO found at bottom of Bermuda Triangle using "secret maps" developed by "ex-NASA astronaut". And it is in no way a natural outcropping of coral (possible nsfw content on page)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-08-09 12:27:40 PM  
Giant squid and someone named "Jerry" suspected in vicinity.
 
2018-08-09 12:30:35 PM  
Pretty sure that's a streetlight.
 
2018-08-09 01:16:38 PM  
Was it predicted in the Bible? That's the TRUE barometer for accuracy.
 
2018-08-09 03:51:29 PM  
Underwater streetlight
 
2018-08-09 03:52:39 PM  
"ex-NASA astronaut"

Well it's not like there's any current NASA astronauts. We retired the shuttle back in 2011 and haven't done diddly-squat since then.

(sad face)
 
2018-08-09 03:53:20 PM  
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2018-08-09 03:54:25 PM  
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2018-08-09 03:56:16 PM  
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2018-08-09 03:59:11 PM  

NephilimNexus: "ex-NASA astronaut"

Well it's not like there's any current NASA astronauts. We retired the shuttle back in 2011 and haven't done diddly-squat since then.

(sad face)


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2018-08-09 03:59:27 PM  

NephilimNexus: "ex-NASA astronaut"

Well it's not like there's any current NASA astronauts. We retired the shuttle back in 2011 and haven't done diddly-squat since then.

(sad face)


That, and the fact that Gordo has been dead for 14 years. That's about as Ex-NASA as you can get.

/Who was best pilot you ever saw?
 
2018-08-09 04:00:02 PM  
Ancient shipwrecks?
 
2018-08-09 04:00:17 PM  
Just wait until they find the dildo on Venus.
 
2018-08-09 04:00:53 PM  
ZOMG I PHOTOGRAPHED ANOTHER ON OF THESE, but on the Great Barrier Reef three years ago.

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

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2018-08-09 04:01:17 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:01:33 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:03:14 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:07:06 PM  
It's not like there are many known underwater streetlights, so that leaves only one possibility.
 
2018-08-09 04:08:20 PM  
Bermudu ziedas / Bermudian 'circle'
Youtube gjPqyQSIUV0
 
2018-08-09 04:10:34 PM  
"Go watch my show so I can make more money"
 
2018-08-09 04:11:20 PM  
Meh. What about the Star of David spaceship from Spaceballs they found in Japan.
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2018-08-09 04:13:28 PM  
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Obligatory...
 
2018-08-09 04:14:00 PM  

turbocucumber: It's not like there are many known underwater streetlights, so that leaves only one possibility.


Atlantis streetlight?
 
2018-08-09 04:15:24 PM  

koder: Giant squid and someone named "Jerry" suspected in vicinity.


You really deserve more funny votes for this but I can only give you one.
 
2018-08-09 04:21:46 PM  
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2018-08-09 04:22:15 PM  
You know what's going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.
Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is.
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
People from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
All that Star Trek jive.
They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness
Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!
Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me
 
2018-08-09 04:23:44 PM  

OkieDookie: Just wait until they find the dildo on Venus.


Just wait until they find the dildo in Uranus.
 
2018-08-09 04:24:45 PM  
Groupon boob job:

I have funnied your post, not because of the content but because of your user name.  Which rules.
 
2018-08-09 04:27:26 PM  

NoahFenze: "Go watch my show so I can make more money"


I tried watching his show... I really did.  But either I had a stroke or some episodes got edited together incorrectly... the first couple of episodes had a lot of stuff that seemed out of sequence.  I gave up after that.
 
2018-08-09 04:29:57 PM  

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Dat ass.
 
2018-08-09 04:30:02 PM  
So he finds an unusual object on the sea floor and immediately jumps to the conclusion it's an alien craft without any further investigation?

Seems legit...
 
2018-08-09 04:37:03 PM  

AirGee: NephilimNexus: "ex-NASA astronaut"

Well it's not like there's any current NASA astronauts. We retired the shuttle back in 2011 and haven't done diddly-squat since then.

(sad face)

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When did Phil Collins go to space?
 
2018-08-09 04:40:43 PM  

GungFu: Meh. What about the Star of David spaceship from Spaceballs they found in Japan.
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... I thought that was from the 'Jews In Space' segment of the trailer for 'History of the World Part II', presented at the end of 'History of the World Part I', not from 'Spaceballs'?

Or did it get re-used?
 
2018-08-09 04:42:30 PM  

Callous: So he finds an unusual object on the sea floor and immediately jumps to the conclusion it's an alien craft without any further investigation?

Seems legit...


Hey, I'm sure many YouTube channels will discuss this issue calmly and rationally....
 
2018-08-09 04:50:14 PM  

jtown: AirGee: NephilimNexus: "ex-NASA astronaut"

Well it's not like there's any current NASA astronauts. We retired the shuttle back in 2011 and haven't done diddly-squat since then.

(sad face)

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When did Phil Collins go to space?


I thought it was the crying Nazi.
 
2018-08-09 05:07:13 PM  
I tried to watch the show, but gave up because it's like nearly all 'adventure' Reality Shows -- meaning a lot of hyped up talk, little action and intense studies of something that turns out to be a small stone.

I haven't figured out what he was stoned on but that thing in no way resembles a space ship, even from the most addled artist. They probably assume the tubular formation, which is a type of coral, is a smoke stack. Maybe the space ship used steam as a propulsion method.
 
2018-08-09 05:14:02 PM  
Wait until they start it up.
 
2018-08-09 05:21:34 PM  
Hey, the pic in the Sun was better. I really like the smokestack in the back, which means, I guess, is that it's a steampunk steam-powered spaceship, no doubt using coal.....
 
2018-08-09 05:22:24 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: GungFu: Meh. What about the Star of David spaceship from Spaceballs they found in Japan.
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... I thought that was from the 'Jews In Space' segment of the trailer for 'History of the World Part II', presented at the end of 'History of the World Part I', not from 'Spaceballs'?

Or did it get re-used?


You are correct, it was indeed History of the World Part II
 
2018-08-09 05:29:27 PM  
I gave up on Coopers Treasure when they "discovered" an old anchor as the season finale.  An old anchor at a popular mooring point, that had obviously been found before and touting it as a great find.  Dude, they are everywhere in that area and hardly proof of one of Columbus ships going down at that site.
 
2018-08-09 05:51:06 PM  
The X-Files and Fringe really did a number us
 
2018-08-09 06:43:48 PM  

oldfool: The X-Files and Fringe really did a number us


"In Search Of...." heard clearing its throat. ...
 
2018-08-09 06:43:58 PM  

TomFooolery: Pretty sure that's a streetlight.


Done in two.
 
2018-08-09 07:14:04 PM  
Depressing lack of Coral memes in this thread.
 
2018-08-09 07:31:31 PM  
Derpy story, but the photos did make me want to play Subnautica again.
 
2018-08-09 08:26:08 PM  
An "ex" Marine is someone who got booted out. Whenever I see someone use "ex" in front of a profession I always assume that they burned bridges with that community and can't return. So I don't know why these folks always cite ex-Air Forces officers or ex-CIA to bolster their case.
 
2018-08-09 08:57:42 PM  
Sounds like we need to call the Naval Space Force to investigate!
 
2018-08-09 09:08:08 PM  
On the other hand, it's nice to see the coral's so healthy there. I hope they don't stupidly disturb it by trying to recover the "spaceship."
 
2018-08-09 09:12:03 PM  
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Kind of looks like a sub.
 
2018-08-09 09:25:40 PM  
found MH 370
 
2018-08-09 10:20:43 PM  

Tom-Servo: OkieDookie: Just wait until they find the dildo on Venus.

Just wait until they find the dildo in Uranus.


I'd actually support a crowdfunded effort to introduce a dildo to the atmosphere of uranus.

Not with my own money, per se. I see myself in more of an administrative role. I think a good opening goal of $840,000 to cover 7 years of my administrative salary is a modest starting point. Space ain't cheap.
 
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