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(South China Morning Post)   Duck lips and vajazzling have finally made it to mainland China   ( scmp.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
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Cristiano Ronaldo doing his best Ozzy Osbourne imitation
 
5 days ago  
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Cristiano Ronaldo watches a man eating a live seagull.
 
5 days ago  
I guess once you've seen Vajazzling, you'll duck lips for the rest of your life?
 
5 days ago  
Vajazzling?

Hmmm.... that sounds like the kind of thing I need to search for in Bing for.... accuracy.

Yea.

Accur.. accuracy.
 
5 days ago  
Fun fact: duck lips and vajazzling were invented by Elvis Presley
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5 days ago  
It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.
 
5 days ago  
I know this comment isn't about the content but, what is with that layout?  Are they stealing web design from early 2000's yahoo?
 
5 days ago  
It's now legal to watch Jersey Shore there now?

/drtfa
 
5 days ago  
Chinese Vajazzling?

Is that the new Guns n' Roses album that's slated to come out?
 
5 days ago  
What does Vajazzling distract from? I really am at least a decent fan of the non-jazzeled product.
 
5 days ago  
Great. Like I needed another fetish.
 
5 days ago  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.


We found the guy who is trying to date a girl half his age.  It won't work.
 
5 days ago  
Rhinestones on MY labia?
 
5 days ago  
I mean, who doesn't like a sparkly vagina?
 
5 days ago  
Vajazzled, duck-liped labia anyone?
 
5 days ago  
Well I guess a vajazzled one is better than a dreadlocked one, but thankfully there are other choices.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
The headline and article leave out anal bleaching.  Is it implied that it's already been a thing over there?
 
5 days ago  

C18H27NO3: The headline and article leave out anal bleaching.  Is it implied that it's already been a thing over there?


The Chinese invented gunpowder, so anal bleaching was likely the next logical step.
 
5 days ago  

lack of warmth: AverageAmericanGuy: It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.

We found the guy who is trying to date a girl half his age.  It won't work.


It's more likely than you think
The Fast Show - Middle Aged Guys -2-
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5 days ago  

skozlaw: Vajazzling?

Hmmm.... that sounds like the kind of thing I need to search for in Bing for.... accuracy.

Yea.

Accur.. accuracy.


I know you're busy, so I went and checked it out for you. It's just...weird. It probably should be called monstones, since it's mostly rhinestone designs on the mons pubis above the vagina. Don't get me wrong, I like the canvas, but if I had a vagina, I'd be leery of getting rhinestones in it. I would also name it George, and I would hug it and pet it and squeeze it.
 
5 days ago  
Ducks lips make you look like you've been stung by bees.
 
5 days ago  
Today on the internet I learned that vajazzling is a thing. And I'm a little disappointed that my guidance councilor never suggested swimsuit model vajazzler as a career option.
 
5 days ago  
Except in China it means decorating duck labia as an aphrodisiac.
 
5 days ago  
Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.
 
5 days ago  
Like a Rhinestone Cowgirl....
 
5 days ago  

Kumana Wanalaia: Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.


I think all hipsters should be shot
 
5 days ago  
Ducklip vajayjay?
 
5 days ago  

LewDux: Kumana Wanalaia: Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.

I think all hipsters should be shot


They'd probably complain that they have to be thrown into a volcano instead or something
 
5 days ago  

Kumana Wanalaia: LewDux: Kumana Wanalaia: Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.

I think all hipsters should be shot

They'd probably complain that they have to be thrown into a volcano instead or something


Let's drown them in your creative juices
 
5 days ago  
Gotta say it, ducks don't know how to properly french kiss.

/ Heard it from a friend.
 
5 days ago  
My goddaughter did the Kylie Jenner challenge (?). Gave herself a giant hickey from her top lip to her chin.

There's a reason I, the second most irresponsible person I know, was chosen to be her godfather.
 
5 days ago  
Jamie Foxx in Ugly Wanda and Her Uglier Sister - In living color (ILC best moments funny epic lol)
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5 days ago  

LewDux: Kumana Wanalaia: LewDux: Kumana Wanalaia: Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.

I think all hipsters should be shot

They'd probably complain that they have to be thrown into a volcano instead or something

Let's drown them in your creative juices


You're the boss.

I'll be in my bunk. NO CALLS
 
5 days ago  
Are they edible?
 
5 days ago  
Was this seriously the best photo of duck lips they could find?

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/Seriously?
 
5 days ago  

Gawdzila: I mean, who doesn't like a sparkly vagina?


OCD men.
 
5 days ago  

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I'm ok with both. Genderised expectations of expressions are on the way out thankfully. Top one looks more likely to get nasty. Ooh yeah!

/not saying that's what you meant, just farking freely
 
5 days ago  

HighZoolander: Was this seriously the best photo of duck lips they could find?

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/Seriously?


The point was showing the result of trying something a Jenner said to do.  An important lesson for what happens when people take advice from weirdos.  Read the paragraph below the pic, it explains what went wrong.
 
5 days ago  

lack of warmth: HighZoolander: Was this seriously the best photo of duck lips they could find?

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/Seriously?

The point was showing the result of trying something a Jenner said to do.  An important lesson for what happens when people take advice from weirdos.  Read the paragraph below the pic, it explains what went wrong.


Ah. I see. That both makes more sense and less sense.
 
5 days ago  

HighZoolander: lack of warmth: HighZoolander: Was this seriously the best photo of duck lips they could find?

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/Seriously?

The point was showing the result of trying something a Jenner said to do.  An important lesson for what happens when people take advice from weirdos.  Read the paragraph below the pic, it explains what went wrong.

Ah. I see. That both makes more sense and less sense.


It is depressing what some people think is a good idea.  Saw on Pawn Stars an early breast pump, used for breast enlargement, not pumping milk.  Although, I guess someone has to be the test mouse for such bad ideas for us to know for sure they were bad ideas.
 
5 days ago  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.


They been doing it in Hong Kong for the last five years. Where you been subby?!?!
 
5 days ago  

FlyingBacon: AverageAmericanGuy: It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.

They been doing it in Hong Kong for the last five years. Where you been subby?!?!


Huh! I have nephews there; maybe I should ask them...
 
4 days ago  
I tried the vajazzle thing. It didn't go over too well, probably because I am a man. So my lawyer is using the sexist card on this one.
 
4 days ago  

C18H27NO3: The headline and article leave out anal bleaching.  Is it implied that it's already been a thing over there?


When a girl with a fake tan and a bleached anus bends over it's called a Scottsdale sunrise.
 
4 days ago  
Pretty sure China's had duck lips for quite a while now.
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