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(South China Morning Post)   Duck lips and vajazzling have finally made it to mainland China   ( scmp.com) divider line
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2018-08-09 11:06:34 AM  
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Cristiano Ronaldo doing his best Ozzy Osbourne imitation
 
2018-08-09 11:11:04 AM  
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Cristiano Ronaldo watches a man eating a live seagull.
 
2018-08-09 06:04:31 PM  
I guess once you've seen Vajazzling, you'll duck lips for the rest of your life?
 
2018-08-09 06:08:23 PM  
Vajazzling?

Hmmm.... that sounds like the kind of thing I need to search for in Bing for.... accuracy.

Yea.

Accur.. accuracy.
 
2018-08-09 06:10:22 PM  
Fun fact: duck lips and vajazzling were invented by Elvis Presley
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2018-08-09 06:12:35 PM  
It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.
 
2018-08-09 06:15:46 PM  
I know this comment isn't about the content but, what is with that layout?  Are they stealing web design from early 2000's yahoo?
 
2018-08-09 06:17:45 PM  
It's now legal to watch Jersey Shore there now?

/drtfa
 
2018-08-09 06:24:39 PM  
Chinese Vajazzling?

Is that the new Guns n' Roses album that's slated to come out?
 
2018-08-09 06:30:03 PM  
What does Vajazzling distract from? I really am at least a decent fan of the non-jazzeled product.
 
2018-08-09 06:36:16 PM  
Great. Like I needed another fetish.
 
2018-08-09 06:44:23 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.


We found the guy who is trying to date a girl half his age.  It won't work.
 
2018-08-09 06:44:58 PM  
Rhinestones on MY labia?
 
2018-08-09 06:45:50 PM  
I mean, who doesn't like a sparkly vagina?
 
2018-08-09 06:47:49 PM  
Vajazzled, duck-liped labia anyone?
 
2018-08-09 06:51:51 PM  
Well I guess a vajazzled one is better than a dreadlocked one, but thankfully there are other choices.
 
2018-08-09 06:53:33 PM  
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2018-08-09 06:55:56 PM  
The headline and article leave out anal bleaching.  Is it implied that it's already been a thing over there?
 
2018-08-09 06:58:37 PM  

C18H27NO3: The headline and article leave out anal bleaching.  Is it implied that it's already been a thing over there?


The Chinese invented gunpowder, so anal bleaching was likely the next logical step.
 
2018-08-09 07:08:12 PM  

lack of warmth: AverageAmericanGuy: It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.

We found the guy who is trying to date a girl half his age.  It won't work.


It's more likely than you think
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2018-08-09 07:17:20 PM  

skozlaw: Vajazzling?

Hmmm.... that sounds like the kind of thing I need to search for in Bing for.... accuracy.

Yea.

Accur.. accuracy.


I know you're busy, so I went and checked it out for you. It's just...weird. It probably should be called monstones, since it's mostly rhinestone designs on the mons pubis above the vagina. Don't get me wrong, I like the canvas, but if I had a vagina, I'd be leery of getting rhinestones in it. I would also name it George, and I would hug it and pet it and squeeze it.
 
2018-08-09 07:20:29 PM  
Ducks lips make you look like you've been stung by bees.
 
2018-08-09 07:26:37 PM  
Today on the internet I learned that vajazzling is a thing. And I'm a little disappointed that my guidance councilor never suggested swimsuit model vajazzler as a career option.
 
2018-08-09 07:32:56 PM  
Except in China it means decorating duck labia as an aphrodisiac.
 
2018-08-09 07:33:09 PM  
Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.
 
2018-08-09 07:35:43 PM  
Like a Rhinestone Cowgirl....
 
2018-08-09 07:39:24 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.


I think all hipsters should be shot
 
2018-08-09 07:52:06 PM  
Ducklip vajayjay?
 
2018-08-09 07:56:32 PM  

LewDux: Kumana Wanalaia: Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.

I think all hipsters should be shot


They'd probably complain that they have to be thrown into a volcano instead or something
 
2018-08-09 08:02:17 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: LewDux: Kumana Wanalaia: Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.

I think all hipsters should be shot

They'd probably complain that they have to be thrown into a volcano instead or something


Let's drown them in your creative juices
 
2018-08-09 08:04:51 PM  
Gotta say it, ducks don't know how to properly french kiss.

/ Heard it from a friend.
 
2018-08-09 08:19:56 PM  
My goddaughter did the Kylie Jenner challenge (?). Gave herself a giant hickey from her top lip to her chin.

There's a reason I, the second most irresponsible person I know, was chosen to be her godfather.
 
2018-08-09 08:22:23 PM  
Jamie Foxx in Ugly Wanda and Her Uglier Sister - In living color (ILC best moments funny epic lol)
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2018-08-09 08:26:15 PM  

LewDux: Kumana Wanalaia: LewDux: Kumana Wanalaia: Well, at least in China they're likely to be rounded up and shot.

I think all hipsters should be shot

They'd probably complain that they have to be thrown into a volcano instead or something

Let's drown them in your creative juices


You're the boss.

I'll be in my bunk. NO CALLS
 
2018-08-09 08:58:07 PM  
Are they edible?
 
2018-08-09 10:11:32 PM  
Was this seriously the best photo of duck lips they could find?

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/Seriously?
 
2018-08-09 10:34:43 PM  

Gawdzila: I mean, who doesn't like a sparkly vagina?


OCD men.
 
2018-08-09 10:39:15 PM  

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I'm ok with both. Genderised expectations of expressions are on the way out thankfully. Top one looks more likely to get nasty. Ooh yeah!

/not saying that's what you meant, just farking freely
 
2018-08-09 11:16:39 PM  

HighZoolander: Was this seriously the best photo of duck lips they could find?

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/Seriously?


The point was showing the result of trying something a Jenner said to do.  An important lesson for what happens when people take advice from weirdos.  Read the paragraph below the pic, it explains what went wrong.
 
2018-08-10 12:26:45 AM  

lack of warmth: HighZoolander: Was this seriously the best photo of duck lips they could find?

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/Seriously?

The point was showing the result of trying something a Jenner said to do.  An important lesson for what happens when people take advice from weirdos.  Read the paragraph below the pic, it explains what went wrong.


Ah. I see. That both makes more sense and less sense.
 
2018-08-10 12:47:19 AM  

HighZoolander: lack of warmth: HighZoolander: Was this seriously the best photo of duck lips they could find?

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/Seriously?

The point was showing the result of trying something a Jenner said to do.  An important lesson for what happens when people take advice from weirdos.  Read the paragraph below the pic, it explains what went wrong.

Ah. I see. That both makes more sense and less sense.


It is depressing what some people think is a good idea.  Saw on Pawn Stars an early breast pump, used for breast enlargement, not pumping milk.  Although, I guess someone has to be the test mouse for such bad ideas for us to know for sure they were bad ideas.
 
2018-08-10 02:12:55 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.


They been doing it in Hong Kong for the last five years. Where you been subby?!?!
 
2018-08-10 08:10:33 AM  

FlyingBacon: AverageAmericanGuy: It's not duck lips. It's blowing the world a kiss.

You guys are so out of touch.

They been doing it in Hong Kong for the last five years. Where you been subby?!?!


Huh! I have nephews there; maybe I should ask them...
 
2018-08-10 10:04:16 AM  
I tried the vajazzle thing. It didn't go over too well, probably because I am a man. So my lawyer is using the sexist card on this one.
 
2018-08-10 12:38:11 PM  

C18H27NO3: The headline and article leave out anal bleaching.  Is it implied that it's already been a thing over there?


When a girl with a fake tan and a bleached anus bends over it's called a Scottsdale sunrise.
 
2018-08-10 01:00:34 PM  
Pretty sure China's had duck lips for quite a while now.
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