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2018-08-09 10:35:43 AM  
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2018-08-09 11:21:31 AM  

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Thread over.
 
2018-08-09 11:22:16 AM  
I read a twitter remark about her being one of the toys from Toy Story when the child entered the room and laughed out loud on the train....
 
2018-08-09 11:37:15 AM  
She literally looks like a Real Doll there.  I mean, not a little bit, but a lot a bit.  That's, kind of creepy.
 
2018-08-09 11:37:18 AM  
Da hell's a Yeezy?
 
2018-08-09 11:39:22 AM  

cew-smoke: She literally looks like a Real Doll there.  I mean, not a little bit, but a lot a bit.  That's, kind of creepy.


Or dead.  Creepy, indeed.
 
2018-08-09 11:47:41 AM  

Bslim: Da hell's a Yeezy?


Gesundheit.
 
2018-08-09 11:48:46 AM  
So, "journalism" nowadays consists entirely of copy-pasting Twitter's embed codes into Wordpress.
 
2018-08-09 11:49:54 AM  
That's nasty!
 
2018-08-09 11:50:15 AM  

Bslim: Da hell's a Yeezy?


Some brand Kanye West made up.
 
2018-08-09 11:55:16 AM  
At the risk of sounding like Studman69... YUCH.
 
2018-08-09 11:57:23 AM  
Does anyone here actually find her that attractive? Not being a Studman69, but honestly, except for her ta-tas, I just don't think she's all that hot.
 
2018-08-09 12:01:02 PM  
Pretty soon they'll be posting their bowel movements online.
 
2018-08-09 12:02:53 PM  
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2018-08-09 12:13:31 PM  

cew-smoke: She literally looks like a Real Doll there.  I mean, not a little bit, but a lot a bit.  That's, kind of creepy.


Real Dolls have less plastic.
 
2018-08-09 12:53:49 PM  
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2018-08-09 12:56:31 PM  

cew-smoke: She literally looks like a Real Doll there.  I mean, not a little bit, but a lot a bit.  That's, kind of creepy.


At least she won't leave her vagina in the sink.
 
2018-08-09 01:12:32 PM  
You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant
 
2018-08-09 01:29:37 PM  
Like butter? It spreads easily?
 
2018-08-09 01:31:55 PM  
A SECOND ASS CHEEK HAS HIT THE GROUND!!
 
2018-08-09 01:39:42 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cew-smoke: She literally looks like a Real Doll there.  I mean, not a little bit, but a lot a bit.  That's, kind of creepy.

At least she won't leave her vagina in the sink.


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2018-08-09 01:54:31 PM  

idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant


Well, I'm sure Drew would happily stop taking advertisers money if we all joined TF.

/I'll be over here
//in the corner
///laughing myself to death
 
2018-08-09 02:29:25 PM  

sirrerun: So, "journalism" nowadays consists entirely of copy-pasting Twitter's embed codes into Wordpress.


I have twitter marked as 'untrusted' in noscript, so I never see any of this crap.

Once all of the twitter embeds are removed, it's real easy to spot articles that are devoid of any actual content.

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// do 'reporters' even have to ask permission to use twitter embeds? Or is this kind of use buried in the TOS or something.
 
2018-08-09 02:58:12 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: cew-smoke: She literally looks like a Real Doll there.  I mean, not a little bit, but a lot a bit.  That's, kind of creepy.

At least she won't leave her vagina in the sink.


"Bless me father, for I have sinned..."
 
2018-08-09 04:31:53 PM  

idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant


No kidding. If fark can effectively abolish any headlines or links that look positively on Republicans or conservatism, or anything that reflected negatively against Obama when he was in office, they could surely block and in all Kardashian links should they be high minded enough to do so
 
2018-08-09 04:42:38 PM  

happydude45: idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant

No kidding. If fark can effectively abolish any headlines or links that look positively on Republicans or conservatism, or anything that reflected negatively against Obama when he was in office, they could surely block and in all Kardashian links should they be high minded enough to do so


So you're accusing the modmins of gaslighting?
 
2018-08-09 04:58:01 PM  

happydude45: idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant

No kidding. If fark can effectively abolish any headlines or links that look positively on Republicans or conservatism..


Maybe they are waiting for something that is positive on Republicans or the new batch of conservatives.

I'm not holding my breath.
 
2018-08-09 05:01:44 PM  

Unikitty: happydude45: idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant

No kidding. If fark can effectively abolish any headlines or links that look positively on Republicans or conservatism, or anything that reflected negatively against Obama when he was in office, they could surely block and in all Kardashian links should they be high minded enough to do so

So you're accusing the modmins of gaslighting?


Is a pig's ass pork? It's absolutely blatant
 
2018-08-09 05:02:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: happydude45: idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant

No kidding. If fark can effectively abolish any headlines or links that look positively on Republicans or conservatism..

Maybe they are waiting for something that is positive on Republicans or the new batch of conservatives.

I'm not holding my breath.


You don't keep up with the news very much do you?
 
2018-08-09 05:12:22 PM  

happydude45: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: happydude45: idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant

No kidding. If fark can effectively abolish any headlines or links that look positively on Republicans or conservatism..

Maybe they are waiting for something that is positive on Republicans or the new batch of conservatives.

I'm not holding my breath.

You don't keep up with the news very much do you?


So link us up, bro.
 
2018-08-09 05:29:09 PM  
Um, serious question... Is my monitor really dusty or is she covered in dry ejaculate in that photo? Or is this a photo of a tribute photo?

Seriously, what are all those spots on her?
 
2018-08-09 06:01:40 PM  

SiriusClown: Um, serious question... Is my monitor really dusty or is she covered in dry ejaculate in that photo? Or is this a photo of a tribute photo?

Seriously, what are all those spots on her?


Wow, you can't see the spots on mobile at all. I had to switch to desktop to see it. I can't even...
 
2018-08-09 07:44:08 PM  

happydude45: idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant

No kidding. If fark can effectively abolish any headlines or links that look positively on Republicans or conservatism, or anything that reflected negatively against Obama when he was in office, they could surely block and in all Kardashian links should they be high minded enough to do so


I think they'd post the links that look positively on Republicans if there were any.  After all, Drew is a Trump supporter.
 
2018-08-09 08:04:42 PM  

idrow: happydude45: idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant

No kidding. If fark can effectively abolish any headlines or links that look positively on Republicans or conservatism, or anything that reflected negatively against Obama when he was in office, they could surely block and in all Kardashian links should they be high minded enough to do so

I think they'd post the links that look positively on Republicans if there were any.  After all, Drew is a Trump supporter.


Yeah, right. No way in hell
 
2018-08-09 08:06:16 PM  

idrow: happydude45: idrow: You know why these vacuous parasites are filthy rich and always in the media?  Because people like subby keep paying attention to them.  Can we please put a ban on all things Kardashian and stop the madness, or at least not contribute to this family of attention whoring sponges?  Every little bit helps.

/end rant

No kidding. If fark can effectively abolish any headlines or links that look positively on Republicans or conservatism, or anything that reflected negatively against Obama when he was in office, they could surely block and in all Kardashian links should they be high minded enough to do so

I think they'd post the links that look positively on Republicans if there were any.  After all, Drew is a Trump supporter.


I mean seriously look at all of the links approved look at all the headlines. The country is doing right so much better than under Obama but you hear the same shiat from almost every Outlet and it's all pushing one agenda. There is no impartiality anymore at all.
 
2018-08-09 08:16:12 PM  
Together we will release all the criminals in American prisons.

/ Have you see the size of her butt?

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2018-08-09 08:52:45 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: Together we will release all the criminals in American prisons.

/ Have you see the size of her butt?

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In Ralphie's voice "I'm presidentin'".

Listen Kim- No one will ever forget you got your start getting peed on my Ray J.  You have nothing to offer the world except your body so stop trying.
 
2018-08-09 09:40:53 PM  

scotchcrotch: SloppyFrenchKisser: Together we will release all the criminals in American prisons.

/ Have you see the size of her butt?

[hips.hearstapps.com image 850x425]

In Ralphie's voice "I'm presidentin'".

Listen Kim- No one will ever forget you got your start getting peed on my Ray J.  You have nothing to offer the world except your body so stop trying.


You can hate on her all you want, but sex sells baby -- except yours, of course.
 
2018-08-09 11:27:43 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: Together we will release all the criminals in American prisons.

/ Have you see the size of her butt?

[hips.hearstapps.com image 850x425]


Will this be  his nixon and elvis moment in his administration?
 
2018-08-09 11:29:49 PM  
She's really got the Real Doll expression down pat.
 
2018-08-10 01:50:09 AM  
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What the reversed side might look like...
 
2018-08-10 06:02:40 PM  

Unikitty: scotchcrotch: SloppyFrenchKisser: Together we will release all the criminals in American prisons.

/ Have you see the size of her butt?

[hips.hearstapps.com image 850x425]

In Ralphie's voice "I'm presidentin'".

Listen Kim- No one will ever forget you got your start getting peed on my Ray J.  You have nothing to offer the world except your body so stop trying.

You can hate on her all you want, but sex sells baby -- except yours, of course.


White knight her all you want, she won't scissor you.
 
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