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(NBC5) NewsFlash Harrison Ford drops out of Illinois Senate race amid controversy over sexual escapades   ( divider line
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2004-06-25 01:31:03 PM  
I thought it was one of the Baldwins.
2004-06-25 01:31:12 PM  
Tom Clancy surrenders?
2004-06-25 01:31:14 PM  
yeah #1
2004-06-25 01:31:41 PM  
Kudos headline writer.
2004-06-25 01:31:42 PM  
Don't open your eyes. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES.
2004-06-25 01:31:44 PM  
STUUUUUUUPID!!!! but mighty worthy of props
2004-06-25 01:31:49 PM  
This guy also had his fair share of escapades
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2004-06-25 01:32:09 PM  
yeah #1

Third place is the second loser.
2004-06-25 01:32:13 PM  
Weird. I''m from Illinois and didn't even know he was ever in the senate race.
2004-06-25 01:32:14 PM  
Totally. The obvious reference has to be Alec Baldwin here.

Certainly not Aflac!
2004-06-25 01:32:15 PM  
I hate snakes, Doc. I HATE EM!
2004-06-25 01:32:22 PM  
yeah #3, is more like it...
2004-06-25 01:32:24 PM  
So long as it's not Ben Affleck. I don't want to hear about his "escapades" with J-Lo.
2004-06-25 01:32:44 PM  
he's braver than i thought
2004-06-25 01:33:00 PM  
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Trust Me...
2004-06-25 01:33:03 PM  
Heh, nice headline submitter.
2004-06-25 01:33:10 PM  
Wait... so Harrison Ford is married to Jeri Ryan?

I'm so confused.
2004-06-25 01:33:20 PM  
They forgot to mention Jack's ex who is making the sex club allegations:

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no joke! Can you blame him?!?
2004-06-25 01:33:27 PM  
His wife was Jeri Ryan. I'm not even a Star Trek nerd and I can appreciate her hotness. It's a shame, really... He married a hottie and wanted to take advantage of it. Bloody stuffy old people getting all wound up!

- R
2004-06-25 01:33:30 PM  
So this is the part where he tells the media to get off his plane right?

/i know, wrong movie
2004-06-25 01:33:35 PM  
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2004-06-25 01:34:29 PM  
You're married to Jeri Ryan.

You try to convince her to have sex with OTHER people.

Then you let the media find out about it.

Dood, you're too stupid to work at Taco Bell, let alone be a senator.
2004-06-25 01:34:34 PM  
Hmmm. I guess I'm alone in thinking the headline is lame. On the bright side...
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2004-06-25 01:34:39 PM  
If I was banging that I'd show her off too. Who wouldn't want to be in the audience when she puts on a live sex show?
2004-06-25 01:34:44 PM  
Sex clubs? Am I missing something important? Where are these places and where are they listed in the phone book.

You know...for research purposes.
2004-06-25 01:34:47 PM  
You can't hide those Ryan lies...

/The Eagle nuttin'
2004-06-25 01:35:35 PM  
fine. so Cranialsodomy beat me to the punch...sort of...

/had to do GIS
2004-06-25 01:35:53 PM  
Harrison Ford was the best Ryan. Although Alec Baldwin did a very serviceable job in "The Hunt for Red October" (I actually love that movie), he was too young. Ben Affleck was a joke.
2004-06-25 01:35:57 PM  
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2004-06-25 01:36:15 PM  
Hans Solo? Sexual escapades!?

2004-06-25 01:36:19 PM  
Sex clubs? I have a good mind to join one and beat him over the head with it!
2004-06-25 01:37:22 PM  
I find it funny how the Illinois politicians with the last name Ryan make signs with their first names three times as large as their surname. Awhile ago, we had the campaign of JIM ryan, and this guy ran as JACK ryan.
2004-06-25 01:38:06 PM  
All the Baldwins are dead???
2004-06-25 01:39:48 PM  
He left due to a strong desire to run in another state. In other words he had an Indiana jones.
2004-06-25 01:40:40 PM  
I'd say he's a prick for wanting to make other guys suffer the pain of watching Jeri Ryan come into a sex club and then proceed to give her husband a blow job. I mean, can you imagine? You're some 60 year old French guy in a sex club, trying to determine which of the weird late 40s women in there are ok enough to sleep with, and then farking Seven of Nine walks in the door? Yow.
2004-06-25 01:40:41 PM  
Too bad, he made an ass-kicking president.

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2004-06-25 01:41:18 PM  
I knew those bisexual threesomes with Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill would come back to haunt him. Oh, wait, wrong Jack Ryan. Shiat!
2004-06-25 01:41:22 PM  
The thing is that from what I understand, none of this should have ever come out. He was a little pushy, yes, but neither one of them wanted it made public.
2004-06-25 01:41:27 PM  
Harrison Ford is a perv? We know what to do with pervs!
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2004-06-25 01:41:41 PM  

That was the Weeners that made me do the proverbial spit take. For some reason that struck me really funny.

Yeah, I know there's something wrong with me.
2004-06-25 01:41:49 PM  

2004-06-25 01:42:13 PM  
2004-06-25 01:42:14 PM  
I can't believe you people see this as a laughing matter...

Ryan lied and kittens died.
No blood for some swingers club.


Anyway, I guess Ryan is going to have to freeze his campaign.

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I've got a bad feeling about this.
2004-06-25 01:42:36 PM  
He left due to a strong desire to run in another state. In other words he had an Indiana jones.

oh so bad..............
2004-06-25 01:42:39 PM  
He married someone who looked like that above and below the neck and still wasn't satisfied with what he had in the sack.

He should drop out of the race on grounds of complete stupidity.

Monday night, VFD basement:
"Hi, my name is Jack, and I'm really, really stupid."
(all together) "Hi, Jack!"
(FBI bursts in looking for al-Queda)
2004-06-25 01:42:49 PM  
Is the former Mrs. Ryan also an opthamologist?

/Seven of Nine is very hittable
2004-06-25 01:43:30 PM  
2004-06-25 01:34:44 PM kraabel
Sex clubs?

Looks like Jack wasn't with the local bondage clubs.
He had to go to Paris.

Declaration of Jeri Ryan, dated June 9, 2000.
I made it clear to [Jack Ryan] that our marriage was over for me in the spring of 1998. On three trips, one to New Orleans, one to New York and one to Paris, [he] insisted that I go to sex clubs with him. These were surprise trips that [he] arranged. They were long weekends, supposed "romantic" getaways.
The clubs in New York and Paris were explicit sex clubs. [He] had done research.

[Jack Ryan] took me to two clubs in New York during the day. One club I refused to go in. It had mattresses in cubicles. The other club he insisted I go to. . . . It was a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling.
[He] wanted me to have sex with him there, with another couple watching. I refused.
[He] asked me to perform a sexual activity upon him, and he specifically asked other people to watch. I was very upset.
We left the club and [he] apologized, said that I was right and he would never insist that I go to a club again. He promised it was out of his system.
Then during a trip to Paris, he took me to a sex club in Paris, without telling me where we were going. I told him I thought it was out of his system. I told him he had promised me we would never go. People were having sex everywhere. I cried, I was physically ill.
[He] became very upset with me, and said it was not a "turn on" for me to cry.
I could not get over the incident, and my loss of any attraction to him as a result.
2004-06-25 01:44:02 PM  
DeanMoriarty - I totally agree. The guy is a moron. He should've been on his best behaviour with his wife, considering she looks like 10 out of 10 and he looks like he has more than his fair share of chimpanzee DNA. What an ugly mofo! He should've just counted his blessings and kept his mouth shut.
2004-06-25 01:44:11 PM  
Why didn't Jeri Ryan have an orgy with 8 other women ?

She was afraid of being 7 of 9.

Hell, if Jeri Ryan wanted to fark me, let alone marry me, the rest of the women population would become invisible to me. Talking about killing the goose that lays the golden egg.

Of course, this completely ignores the fact that she did admit to cheating on him.

2004-06-25 01:44:18 PM  

That has to do with former IL Governor George Ryan - who tarnished the name RYAN for all IL GOP politicians in elections to come.

The real question is why there are so many unrelated Ryans in the Illinois GOP
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