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2018-07-21 07:47:30 PM  
Just what any kid wants, an action figure that can break a hip.
 
2018-07-21 07:54:35 PM  
Picture it, Comic Con, 2018. Four old ladies touch a nostalgia vein, and then the slut touches other things. But enough about Blanche.
 
2018-07-21 08:00:19 PM  
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2018-07-21 08:02:39 PM  
This one is crying out for a photoshop contest.
 
2018-07-21 09:03:13 PM  
Hasbro / Star Wars beat them to it, at least for two of them..:

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2018-07-21 09:41:41 PM  
Trump seen first in line.
 
2018-07-21 10:31:40 PM  
I guess they sort of look like them.

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2018-07-21 10:45:58 PM  
Are they life-sized?

/asking for a friend
 
2018-07-21 10:48:33 PM  

fusillade762: Just what any kid wants, an action figure that can break a hip.


You shut your filthy mouth! I'll buy every single one of them!
 
2018-07-21 10:48:37 PM  
No, this is the most awesome thing I've seen at Comicon so far:

Deadpool Animatronic X-Force SDCC Comic-Con Show
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2018-07-21 10:56:25 PM  

Mad_Radhu: No, this is the most awesome thing I've seen at Comicon so far:

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Whatever you do, get out of there when the place closes.

Or at least find a place with a locking door and some security cameras that have 100% working power.
 
2018-07-21 11:12:08 PM  
I can't fap to this!! .......................you know what? I don't like to back down from a challenge!
 
2018-07-21 11:14:11 PM  
Over a 100 bucks?  As a goof I might pick them up for around 20.
 
2018-07-21 11:21:46 PM  
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2018-07-21 11:27:54 PM  
"Inaction figures?"
 
2018-07-21 11:37:04 PM  
Now you can play with Dorthy, Rose, and Sophia... but we all know everyone has already played with Blanche.
 
2018-07-21 11:41:42 PM  
Just what my gay neighbor dreamed of when we were 11!
 
2018-07-21 11:57:01 PM  
I can't wait to jerk off on all four of em'
 
2018-07-21 11:57:02 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Are they life-sized?

/asking for a friend


Thank you, for being a friend.
 
2018-07-21 11:57:28 PM  
The kitbashing community that has that really bizarre sense of humor must be so happy today.
 
2018-07-22 12:05:40 AM  

LaBlueSkuld: The kitbashing community that has that really bizarre sense of humor must be so happy today.


So you're saying we'll finally get that Ackmena action figure from the Star Wars Holiday Special?
 
2018-07-22 12:22:36 AM  
Are they life size? With holes?
 
2018-07-22 12:45:41 AM  
As someone "Uncle Eddie"-ing it at my sister and bro in laws in San Diego for Comic Con I find this relevant to my interests.

The Impractical Jokers block party tonight was pretty awesome.

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2018-07-22 01:04:46 AM  
I'll wait for the Golden Girls Real Doll.
 
2018-07-22 02:55:43 AM  
Look, we had a chance to have a Golden Girls Lego set and we blew it.  No use trying to placate us now.
 
2018-07-22 03:02:22 AM  

Mugato: I guess they sort of look like them.

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The weird thing is they were as old when the series ended as Rue was when Golden Girls started
 
2018-07-22 03:02:43 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Are they life-sized?

/asking for a friend


Your heart is true
 
2018-07-22 03:25:47 AM  
Super Golden Friends
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2018-07-22 03:31:23 AM  

RanHakubi: Picture it, Comic Con, 2018. Four old ladies touch a nostalgia vein, and then the slut touches other things. But enough about Blanche.


In St. Olaf, the closest thing we had to comics were drawings made by the town drunk, who was formerly the town physician. Trouble is, no matter what he drew it looked like the same thing. Dogs, cats, Elvis, they all looked like  smudges and scribbles. Well he always drew these pictures in private because he claimed that having an audience made him nervous, which must be why he liked to poke out the eyes of his patients, which is also why he went out of business.  So one day after he snuck off to make a picture of lutefisk, several of us kids snuck out and followed him to see the artist at work. For a long time we were bored, because he sat in his barn drinking and drinking and drinking bottle after bottle of Akvavit. He took out pens and paints, and created the most wonderful beautiful image of lutefisk, it was so lifelike and delicious looking that we all had to hold back Olga, who was drooling a little from hunger and inching her way towards the picture to eat it. At that point he tore up the picture, and we were all devastated and confused. Then he picked up his prized chicken Sven and poured black ink all over poor Svens feet. After that he took off his shirt and let the chicken walk all over his back, then right away he rolled around on a sheet of paper. After that we all took off, because he started to stumble out of the barn to display and share his latest work.
 
2018-07-22 03:57:15 AM  
The ones that were cremated will look like Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
 
2018-07-22 05:14:08 AM  
Nope, coolest thing at Comic-Con so far has been Film Threat announcing they're getting into the video distribution business (BD/VOD) and revealing recent festival darling The Theta Girl as their first title come September, because this microbudget masterpiece is a Grade-A mindfark ...

Totally NSFW Red Band Trailer
 
2018-07-22 06:27:56 AM  
I'm gonna defile that Sophia one.

Unf.
 
2018-07-22 08:55:57 AM  
You people make me worried.
 
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2018-07-22 11:09:37 AM  
If I were to spend over $100 on a set of action figures, I would expect the clothes to fit.
 
2018-07-22 01:39:51 PM  

NakedReporta: Nope, coolest thing at Comic-Con so far has been Film Threat announcing they're getting into the video distribution business (BD/VOD) and revealing recent festival darling The Theta Girl as their first title come September, because this microbudget masterpiece is a Grade-A mindfark ...

Totally NSFW Red Band Trailer


That is some of the worst acting I've ever seen.
 
2018-07-22 04:08:53 PM  

mjbok: NakedReporta: Nope, coolest thing at Comic-Con so far has been Film Threat announcing they're getting into the video distribution business (BD/VOD) and revealing recent festival darling The Theta Girl as their first title come September, because this microbudget masterpiece is a Grade-A mindfark ...

Totally NSFW Red Band Trailer

That is some of the worst acting I've ever seen.


What's the movie equivalent of "don't care, had sex"? While I can't disagree with you about the acting, I'm hyped by the trailer because it looks like there's an abundance of cheap, practical hyper-violence, corny b-grade horror plot and a soundtrack straight from Hotline Miami. Grimy synth, a passion project budget and an amount of blood and guts that crosses the threshold from excessive to absurd; has there ever been a more perfect recipe for a truly enjoyable good-bad film?
 
2018-07-22 06:40:27 PM  
Great, can't wait for the custom action figure modding community to finally make me an action figure of Bea Arthur from the Star Wars Holiday Special. Hope its to scale....
 
2018-07-23 05:43:19 AM  

mjbok: That is some of the worst acting I've ever seen.


Yeah, some of it is hit-or-miss, as these things usually go. The budget for the whole film was $14K, so the actors were working for ramen money. Then again, last time I checked, nobody was handing Debbie Rochon or Linnea Quigley gold statuettes, either. It's blood and guts and tits and dicks, all piled on top of an existential storyline that'll have you go, "Wait, WTF, I thought I was watching a grindhouse film," and it all weirdly works. What more could you want?

The director also happens to be a friend of mine, but you shouldn't read too much into that. I'm pretty brutal with my friends when it comes to their projects sucking ass. This does not suck ass.
 
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