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(TMZ)   Richard Simmons files new lawsuit against private eye, resulting in criminal charges for illegally planting GPS tracking device on housekeeper's car. Someone should be sweatin' to the damages   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2018-07-21 10:47:15 PM  
Richard's a busy man. He probably sends his housekeeper out to find the places with the top shelf pussy. I'd want to get the inside information on the habits of that poon hound too.
 
2018-07-22 12:58:29 AM  

Mugato: Richard's a busy man. He probably sends his housekeeper out to find the places with the top shelf pussy. I'd want to get the inside information on the habits of that poon hound too.


Well, I think we've just found the cure if your Viagra gives you an erection lasting for more than 4 hours....

You need to copyright and market that shiat, man. Pronto.
 
2018-07-22 01:31:20 AM  
what someone needs to do is capture, sedate and then fit richard simmons with a collar or tag that contains a radio transmitter.
 
2018-07-22 02:54:23 AM  
What, was the private eye hoping to find Richard in the trunk?
 
2018-07-22 03:54:56 AM  
I doubt the P.I. has any liquid assets.
 
2018-07-22 04:21:46 AM  
He's trying to hide getting oldier to the oldies. He cut those videos looking about 45, and now they should all look 70+
 
2018-07-22 04:23:31 AM  

Mugato: Richard's a busy man. He probably sends his housekeeper out to find the places with the top shelf pussy. I'd want to get the inside information on the habits of that poon hound too.


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I never knew that's what happens...you just pick one off the shelf? Like being in Walmart.
 
2018-07-22 06:42:48 AM  
Leave Richard Simmons alone

/I mean, for real
 
2018-07-22 08:47:31 AM  
Of all people to bother.
 
2018-07-22 08:58:30 AM  
in other news , Richard Simmons is still alive.
 
2018-07-22 12:18:48 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: Leave Richard Simmons alone

/I mean, for real


This. Seriously, the man has done more for the world than the entirety of the paparazzis, nevermind most celebrities, combined. Let him have his space, no matter what the reason was for his hermitude.
 
2018-07-22 01:24:04 PM  
Gary?
 
2018-07-22 05:50:10 PM  
Well the Enquirer needs somethings to run. They've spent all this money buying up stories about Trump that are never going to see the light of day and all.
 
2018-07-22 06:42:36 PM  
The dude has tons of money from producing rap.  He could give a rat's ass.
 
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