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2018-07-20 11:21:11 PM  
Good lord Nixon folks are even like wow he is corrupt let that sink in.
 
2018-07-20 11:26:18 PM  

not enough beer: Good lord Nixon folks are even like wow he is corrupt let that sink in.


Username checks out
 
2018-07-20 11:33:02 PM  
So, 2017?
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Vs. 2018

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Not to imply anything, but...

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2018-07-20 11:35:49 PM  
Trump doesn't even have the breath of a fresh summer ham.
 
2018-07-20 11:38:30 PM  
And he helped!
 
2018-07-20 11:38:40 PM  

snowblur: So, 2017?
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Vs. 2018

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Not to imply anything, but...

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2018-07-20 11:52:54 PM  
And being a dude who has f*cked the world for ~50 years, he would know.
 
2018-07-21 02:55:30 AM  
"And I Helped" !
 
2018-07-21 03:08:05 AM  
So... he said "Mission Accomplished." ?
 
2018-07-21 03:09:52 AM  
Much as I hate to agree with Kissinger on anything...
 
2018-07-21 03:10:27 AM  
This is the world he helped create.
 
2018-07-21 03:12:21 AM  
JFC
More words. I'm sure you have some buddies in actual power that can actually DO SOMETHING.
 
2018-07-21 03:12:57 AM  
Henry Kissinger Song by Eric Idle
Youtube T5vo7jLGOb8


From what I hear, he's got bigger tits than Cher.
 
2018-07-21 03:13:35 AM  
"The 95-year-old statesman warned that "we are in a very, very grave period for the world"

The irony is killing me inside.
 
2018-07-21 03:13:35 AM  
Henry Kissinger might be an actual vampire.
 
2018-07-21 03:15:27 AM  
I am fully convinced that if Jon Stewart and David Letterman could have held out one more year each, the world would be in much better shape.
 
2018-07-21 03:15:34 AM  

powhound: JFC
More words. I'm sure you have some buddies in actual power that can actually DO SOMETHING.


The Farker above you kinda makes the point here...


When the guy who bought the kindling, bought the firewood, bought the lighter, struck that lighter and said "Stand back! " tells you to call the fire department, it's not the time to play "Whose fault is it?", it's time to call the farking fire goddam department!
 
2018-07-21 03:16:35 AM  
I am also convinced Cordelia made a wish and we ended up with this world.
 
2018-07-21 03:18:42 AM  
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2018-07-21 03:18:44 AM  

Harry_Seldon: I am also convinced Cordelia made a wish and we ended up with this world.


I don't know that I would have gone with that reference, but I approve.
 
2018-07-21 03:23:03 AM  

Mikey1969: powhound: JFC
More words. I'm sure you have some buddies in actual power that can actually DO SOMETHING.

The Farker above you kinda makes the point here...


When the guy who bought the kindling, bought the firewood, bought the lighter, struck that lighter and said "Stand back! " tells you to call the fire department, it's not the time to play "Whose fault is it?", it's time to call the farking fire goddam department!


I know. But he's showing a small amount of concern. Like Flake. Like others. These people ought to be encouraged to put some actual waves in the water, not just some piss in the wind.
 
2018-07-21 03:26:46 AM  

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2018-07-21 03:28:18 AM  
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2018-07-21 03:29:20 AM  
Kissinger is still alive?
 
2018-07-21 03:29:44 AM  
Anything about how the US is Cambodia, and Donnie is all the carpet bombs?
 
2018-07-21 03:30:25 AM  

powhound: Mikey1969: powhound: JFC
More words. I'm sure you have some buddies in actual power that can actually DO SOMETHING.

The Farker above you kinda makes the point here...


When the guy who bought the kindling, bought the firewood, bought the lighter, struck that lighter and said "Stand back! " tells you to call the fire department, it's not the time to play "Whose fault is it?", it's time to call the farking fire goddam department!

I know. But he's showing a small amount of concern. Like Flake. Like others. These people ought to be encouraged to put some actual waves in the water, not just some piss in the wind.


Maybe I'm too tired to get a good understanding of the article, but did Kissinger even call for calling the fire department here?
 
2018-07-21 03:31:21 AM  

Ishkur: Kissinger is still alive?


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2018-07-21 03:36:33 AM  
He should be more concerned about dropping his glasses in the toilet again.
 
2018-07-21 03:38:31 AM  

snowblur: So, 2017?
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Vs. 2018

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Not to imply anything, but...

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The presidency ages a person. I would expect Trump to look like the Cryptkeeper by now but then I realize he thinks this is the same thing as the job he's always performed.
 
2018-07-21 03:42:21 AM  

Smackledorfer: powhound: Mikey1969: powhound: JFC
More words. I'm sure you have some buddies in actual power that can actually DO SOMETHING.

The Farker above you kinda makes the point here...


When the guy who bought the kindling, bought the firewood, bought the lighter, struck that lighter and said "Stand back! " tells you to call the fire department, it's not the time to play "Whose fault is it?", it's time to call the farking fire goddam department!

I know. But he's showing a small amount of concern. Like Flake. Like others. These people ought to be encouraged to put some actual waves in the water, not just some piss in the wind.

Maybe I'm too tired to get a good understanding of the article, but did Kissinger even call for calling the fire department here?


I just skimmed the article, but what I got out of it was that the world is probably going to end, but the Helsinki summit was needed, just not in the fashion it did.

My original comment wasn't necessarily about the article itself. Just a 😡 off sentiment in general.

/I like the emoji auto correct
//hopefully keep me out of trouble while drunk
 
2018-07-21 03:46:17 AM  

WeedBong420: "The 95-year-old statesman warned that "we are in a very, very grave period for the world"

The irony is killing me inside.


lets not start literally following last names now, unless you added a 'many'.
 
2018-07-21 03:47:15 AM  
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Please, gentlemen, we must put an end to the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
 
2018-07-21 03:47:29 AM  

Harry_Seldon: I am fully convinced that if Jon Stewart and David Letterman could have held out one more year each, the world would be in much better shape.


yeah but shape is vague
 
2018-07-21 04:06:23 AM  

Harry_Seldon: I am also convinced Cordelia made a wish and we ended up with this world.


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So, it's not all bad?
 
2018-07-21 04:07:37 AM  
Manafort trial starts on Monday I think. Could be an interesting week.
 
2018-07-21 04:10:54 AM  
I'm not interested in any story about that farker that doesn't mention him dying slowly and painfully.
 
2018-07-21 04:11:23 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Manafort trial starts on Monday I think. Could be an interesting week.


I don't know how many more "interesting" weeks my liver I can withstand.
 
2018-07-21 04:12:28 AM  
fark you Henry, this weak tea won't blot the blood off of your hands.

Nixon had entered the fall campaign with a lead over Humphrey, but the gap was closing that October. Henry A. Kissinger, then an outside Republican adviser, had called, alerting Nixon that a deal was in the works: If Johnson would halt all bombing of North Vietnam, the Soviets pledged to have Hanoi engage in constructive talks to end a war that had already claimed 30,000 American lives.
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/31/op​i​nion/sunday/nixons-vietnam-treachery.h​tml
 
2018-07-21 04:21:16 AM  

Ishkur: Kissinger is still alive?


Yep..And I'm surprised anyone can understand the man..As he has aged his voice has become even
deeper and more gravelly..At this point, he just sounds like cement mixer when he talks...

And he's still a creep...How he could betray his own heritage and not punch that anti-semite
Nixon right in the balls, defies logic...Kissinger reminds me of Thufir Hawat...
 
2018-07-21 04:24:30 AM  
And he should know; he lived through the Civil War.
 
2018-07-21 04:33:31 AM  

snowblur: So, 2017?
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Vs. 2018

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Not to imply anything, but...

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Yes.

Let's end this.
 
2018-07-21 04:41:15 AM  
Whatever Kissinger is saying, assume it's a self-serving lie
 
2018-07-21 04:42:18 AM  

Ishkur: Kissinger is still alive?


I know, right.

I saw him amble into the White House correspondence dinner, and I was like, wait..what?  That dude's still alive an ambling around D.C.?

He's a sh*t; albeit, a sh*t with a few more brain cells than the men mucking up the place now.
 
2018-07-21 04:43:08 AM  
This seems appropriate:

DAVID BOWIE_____THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
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2018-07-21 04:44:28 AM  

WeedBong420: "The 95-year-old statesman warned that "we are in a very, very grave period for the world"

The irony is killing me inside.


Irony? I'd say that this is more like a warning label: Attention: If Henry Kissinger tells you that you're farked it's time to panic.

Irony would be if Donnie was even close to equal to the shiat Henry saw just when Tricky Dick was President. Instead, the canary in the coal mine is saying "I lived through that shiat, but this is going to kill even me, and I defended this shiat.". The TL, DR is that even people like Henry Kissinger occasionally see when world leaders go over the brink. That isn't the same as "irony".
 
2018-07-21 04:46:30 AM  

Smackledorfer: powhound: Mikey1969: powhound: JFC
More words. I'm sure you have some buddies in actual power that can actually DO SOMETHING.

The Farker above you kinda makes the point here...


When the guy who bought the kindling, bought the firewood, bought the lighter, struck that lighter and said "Stand back! " tells you to call the fire department, it's not the time to play "Whose fault is it?", it's time to call the farking fire goddam department!

I know. But he's showing a small amount of concern. Like Flake. Like others. These people ought to be encouraged to put some actual waves in the water, not just some piss in the wind.

Maybe I'm too tired to get a good understanding of the article, but did Kissinger even call for calling the fire department here?


Kissinger of all people speaking out is pretty much the equivalent of a normal person actually dialing 911.
 
2018-07-21 04:47:28 AM  

optikeye: "And I Helped" !


Shake N Bake (And I Helped)
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2018-07-21 04:49:59 AM  
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2018-07-21 04:50:17 AM  

snowblur: So, 2017?
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Vs. 2018

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Not to imply anything, but...

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He definitely look beat.
 
2018-07-21 04:53:29 AM  
Ze verld isht varked.
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