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2018-07-20 10:48:10 PM  
Now they need an app that will go to the bathroom for them, too.
 
2018-07-21 01:25:07 AM  
Or you could just yell "beer here" at the guys wandering up and down the aisles selling beer, as people have been doing for decades.
 
2018-07-21 06:08:35 AM  
Buying beer while in a stadium watching a sporting event? What strange, wonderful new world is this?
 
2018-07-21 08:00:26 AM  
Apple only? Ahh, yes, let's try out something new and then limit it to less that 1/5 of all smartphone users brilliant!

Apple Pay? Ahh, yes, let's restrict payment to something only about 1/8 of iPhone users use.

So even during a sellout, they'll have maybe a few dozen people in those four sections who can actually use this service. Brilliant plan!
 
2018-07-21 08:11:53 AM  

meanmutton: Apple only? Ahh, yes, let's try out something new and then limit it to less that 1/5 of all smartphone users brilliant!

Apple Pay? Ahh, yes, let's restrict payment to something only about 1/8 of iPhone users use.

So even during a sellout, they'll have maybe a few dozen people in those four sections who can actually use this service. Brilliant plan!


You should do galaxy commercials
 
2018-07-21 08:14:57 AM  

naughtyrev: Or you could just yell "beer here" at the guys wandering up and down the aisles selling beer, as people have been doing for decades.


f they sold anything other than bud/miller/coors/corona.  you get something other than that maybe one time the whole game
 
2018-07-21 08:15:49 AM  
just what you need, a way to more effectively get philadelphians drunk
 
2018-07-21 12:09:33 PM  
Riot Juice?
 
2018-07-21 01:39:47 PM  
I wonder if that will actually be faster than just getting up and going to the concession. I guess the perk being it doesn't matter how long it takes because you're able to watch the game while waiting.
 
2018-07-21 06:28:38 PM  
And I still won't buy more than maybe 1 $15 beer......
 
2018-07-21 07:29:33 PM  

natural316: meanmutton: Apple only? Ahh, yes, let's try out something new and then limit it to less that 1/5 of all smartphone users brilliant!

Apple Pay? Ahh, yes, let's restrict payment to something only about 1/8 of iPhone users use.

So even during a sellout, they'll have maybe a few dozen people in those four sections who can actually use this service. Brilliant plan!

You should do galaxy commercials


Building something for Android would be better since they do have a significantly better market share but if you turned around and used a stupid payment method like Samsung pay you'd be just as much of an idiot. The right way to do things these days would be to write an app in React Native, have it available in both App stores and have it distributed as a web-published app so people could just browse to it and not bother with an app.
 
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